[Part I]
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[Intro: Eminem & Traci Nelson, Eminem]
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Marshall, hes the Antichrist
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He will slice and—
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The devil came to Michigan
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Oh, shit
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Fuck
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Fuckin PC police
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Fuck
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[Verse 1: Eminem]
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Gen Z, here they come now (Now)
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‘Bout to unload rounds (Brrt)
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Pronouns (Shit)
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Got me like, “Woah now” (Woah)
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Homie, lets slow down (Chill)
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No need to get so wound (Man)
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Ready to throw down (Yo)
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If I mispronounce (Thee, them)
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Whoops (Sorry), oh wow
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Got heterosexuals crammin em down our throats now (He, she, they, them)
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Like Im gettin snow-plowed
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My humors too low-brow (Yup)
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Yeah, so theres no doubt (Nope)
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You bout to get grossed out (Ugh)
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But fuck it though, somebody needs to come and hit the reset button
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Back to 2003 cause how did we get stuck in
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This woke BS? Im tryna make it regress, fuck em
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And I dont regret nothin thats bout to be said, so fuck it, we can keep headbuttin
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Still a grade-A prick, but the same way (What?)
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Cobain put the gauge to his brain, Im goin out with a bang, ayy (Yeah)
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Dang, Dre
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Look what you made me do, maybe you the one they should blame, they
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Say they wish that I wasnt so angry (Yeah)
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Dont wanna see me goin off the deep end like Ye, ayy (No, nah)
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Rather see me do like Kim Kardashian, they say (Yeah)
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Yeah, and find a way to get rid of all of this rage, ayy (Haha)
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But if you wonder, “Why is Marsh considered the harshest spitter?” (Why?)
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‘Cause I can spit a bar like its a
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Cross between Nas and GZA, Biggie Smalls, and RZA
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So hard, Megan Thee Stallion and Nicki Minajll scissor (Cut it out)
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Youre still the presss wet dream (Yeah)
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Too many head shrinks (Oh)
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My head thinks foul, Ive said things when jesting
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They should arrest me for my testes (Ah)
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The biggest in the South, West, East, North and catch be (Ah)
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Evidence swept clean
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With extreme lengths and steps being took to suppress things (Why?)
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Try not to get seen
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With Ben Affleck, me, and Seth Green hangin on to the left wing
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Of Jeffrey Epsteins jet screamin, “Hey, dont forget me” (Haha)
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Shady as Bill, takin the pill and putting it in your soft drink (Ah)
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Somethings off and I dont know what the cause be (Yeah)
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But its obvi, this water Im in is scalding
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Ominous thoughts creep in my head and its not me
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They brainwashed me (Marshall, Marshall)
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And thats all she wrote, yeah, thats why they call me
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[Chorus: Eminem & Traci Nelson]
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Marshall, hes the Antichrist
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He will slice and dice
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Men, women, and children (One more time, come on)
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His name is Marshall, hes the Antichrist
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He will slice and dice
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Whores, men, women, and children (Yeah)
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[Verse 2: Eminem]
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Knock, knock (Whos there?), boo (Boo who?)
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Hey, why you cryin, shorty? Ew, cause I bood you (Woah)
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Well, bitch, Im tryna get some head up in this Subaru
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But you have no clue what you doin, do you?
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You fall asleep or somethin? Hello, yoo-hoo
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Wake up, fake slut, Im out of here, screw you
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What, did you drop dead in my lap? You call that head?
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I suck my dick better than you do, haha
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Yeah, Im sick like the terminally ill (What?)
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But more like sick as in the term “mentally ill”
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Antichrist, how come you cant be nice?
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Look whos talkin, dog, like Brian from Family Guy (Huh)
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But who else is as pitiless, actually witty and crass, hideous
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Ghastly, and insidious as me, or spitting as nasty?
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Next idiot ask me is getting his ass beat worse than Diddy did ****
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But on the real, though (What?)
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She probably ran out the room with his fuckin dildo (Come here)
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He try to field goal punt her, she said to chill (No)
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Now put it back in my ass and get the steel toe (Ew, ah, the fuck? Yeah)
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Got nightmares, goin Freddy on me (Why?)
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‘Cause they steady haunt me (Yeah, oh)
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Shadys bad to the core, but look at the bread he got me (Bread)
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Complete lack of remorse, so theyve come at me before, but they wont ever stop me
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But fuck the back and the forth until Im dead and rotting
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Head is probably whacked and its warped like Jack Kevork
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Performin sexual acts with a corpse
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If they dont like it, like a necrophiliac in the morgue (What?), fuck everybody (Haha, yeah)
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I dont appeal to you, you was one of them children whose (What?)
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Parents fed every meal to you on a platter and silver spoon
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I am a product of what Farina and powdered milkll do (What?)
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To your drive when them rappers like Jada bring out the will in you (Woo)
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‘Cause now my shit slaps harder than Willll do, word to Gorilla Glue (Why?)
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I dont need sticky fingers to steal on you (Nah)
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Lyrical killer who punish you, every syllable sonnin you (Yeah)
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Your hides, I tanned em like bicycles built for two
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Stickin a clip in the Uz that Ive been itchin to use, lookin like Nikolas Cruz
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My triggers happy, its ticklish, true, Travis Bickle em too, we gettin rude
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This shitll go sideways like youre tippin a canoe, bitch, Im sick as the flu (Bitch)
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How the fuck are you gonna fit in my shoes? Look at my views, all the shit Ive been through
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So, sympathy, I dont have any for you, stickin it to all you idiots who
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Take my lyrics a little bit too literal, you can all suck on my dick and if you
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Dont wanna get ripped, better get the fuck back, bitch, Im here to do what Dre sent me to do (What?)
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Thats sinfully get to spitting this shit, devil in me and I do his bidding, his name is
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[Chorus: Eminem & Traci Nelson]
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Marshall, hes the Antichrist
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He will slice and dice
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Sluts, whores, men, women, and children (One more time, whats my name?)
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His name is Marshall, hes the Antichrist
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He will slice and dice
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Skanks, sluts, whores, men, women, and children
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[Outro: Bizarre]
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You wanna dance with the devil, dance with the devil, dance with the devil
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You wanna dance with the devil, dance with the devil, dance with the devil
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You wanna—
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[Part II]
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[Intro: Bizarre]
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(I aint goin nowhere)
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Its about to get scary, Bizarre (Im still here, ayy-ayy, ayy-ayy, ayy-ayy)
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Its about to get dark
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[Verse: Bizarre]
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Guess whos back (Yeah), straight out the gutter (Me)
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With a dirty rubber, plus my homeless mother (Fuck her)
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Where Bruce Jenner at? I wanna fuck that ho (Where she is?)
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Where is Megan Thee Stallion at? I wanna suck that toe (Mwah)
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Twenty years in, shit, Im past addiction (Uh-huh)
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Im at CVS, tryna find my past prescription
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My dad didnt listen, I passed the mission
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Fuckin a tranny on IG Live, that was a bad decision (Haha, that was fucked up)
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My rent due, my girl need an abortion (What you gon do? What?)
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Sell them Eminem Jordans (I did, haha)
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All gas, butt-naked, all ass
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Tryna get on Hailie Jades podcast (Why not?)
