[Skit: George Wendt & Macaulay Culkin]
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(Hey!) What?
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(Turn it off) But dad, this is the best part!
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(Turn it off) No!
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(Its too late for this, turn it off)
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Dad, this is the best part, come on
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(No, turn it off now) No, this is the—, I wanna listen to it, okay?
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(‘Cause its too loud and disturbs the neighbors, turn it off now)
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Right, too late? Sure, eat this
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[Intro: Michael Jackson]
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Aaow! (Ooh)
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Aaow!
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[Verse 1: Michael Jackson]
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I took my baby on a Saturday bang
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Boy, is that girl with you?
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Yes, were one and the same
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[Chorus: Michael Jackson]
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Now, I believe in miracles
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And a miracle has happened tonight, hee
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But if youre thinking about my baby
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It dont matter if youre black or white, ooh
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[Verse 2: Michael Jackson]
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They print my message in the Saturday sun
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I had to tell em, “I aint second to none”
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[Chorus: Michael Jackson]
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And I told about equality and its true
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Either youre wrong or youre right, hee
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But if youre thinking about my baby
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It dont matter if youre black or white, hoo
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[Post-Chorus: Michael Jackson]
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Gone wit ya, babe
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Hee-hee
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[Bridge: Michael Jackson]
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I am tired of this devil
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I am tired of this stuff
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I am tired of this business
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Go when the going gets rough
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I aint scared of your brother
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I aint scared of no sheets
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I aint scared of nobody
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Go when the going gets mean
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[Verse 3: L.T.B.]
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Protection for gangs, clubs, and nations
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Causing grief in human relations
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Its a turf war on a global scale
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Id rather hear both sides of the tale
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See, its not about races, just places, faces
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Where your blood comes from, its where your space is
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Ive seen the bright get duller
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Im not gonna spend my life being a color
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[Chorus: Michael Jackson]
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Dont tell me you agree with me
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When I saw you kicking dirt in my eye (Hee-hee)
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But if youre thinking about my baby
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It dont matter if youre black or white
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[Post-Chorus: Michael Jackson]
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I said if youre thinking of being my baby
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It dont matter if youre black or white
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I said if youre thinking of being my brother
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It dont matter if youre black or white
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[Outro: Michael Jackson]
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Alright, alright (Ooh-ooh)
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Alright (Yeah, yeah, yeah), yeah, now
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Alright, alright (Ooh-ooh)
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Shamone, dont (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
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Yeah, now, alright, ah
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Its black, its white
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Its tough for you to beat, yeah (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
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Its black, its white (Its white)
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Its black, its white
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Its tough for you to beat, yeah (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
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Its black, its white, hoo!
