Boney Bones is what they called my sweetheart
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Boney Bones, my darling she was called
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Boney Bones, because she had no meat on
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Boney Bones, was the only name she owned
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Now one night while I was courtin Boney
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Some rustling outlaws we did see
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Thats when Boney jumped upon her pony
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And scared those rustlers from the territory
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Boney Bones now became a hero
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Boney Bones, the hero of the town
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Boney Bones, the girl who had not meat on
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Boney Bones, the bravest girl around
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Now the mayor of the city then decided
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That hed declare a holiday
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He told the people they were all invited
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To make that day a place so joyous and gay
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Now the night before the celebration
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A very light wind did hit the town
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In the morning with all the ruination
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Boney Bones was nowhere to be found
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“Boney Bones!” I kept on calling
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“Boney Bones, where can you be?”
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Boney Bones, she had meat on
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“Boney Bones, come back to me!”