[Intro: Doctor & Nurse] ~#**************#~ Scalpel ~#**************#~ Here ~#**************#~ Sponge ~#**************#~ Here ~#**************#~ Wait, hes convulsing, hes convulsing ~#**************#~ Ahh ~#**************#~ Were gonna have to shock him ~#**************#~ Oh my God, oh my God ~#**************#~ Were gonna have to shock him ~#**************#~ Oh my God ~#**************#~ [Verse 1] ~#**************#~ These are the results of a thousand electric volts ~#**************#~ A neck with bolts ~#**************#~ Nurse, were losin him, check the pulse ~#**************#~ A kid who refused to respect adults ~#**************#~ Wore spectacles with taped frames and a freckled nose ~#**************#~ A corny-lookin white boy, scrawny and always ornery ~#**************#~ ‘Cause I was always sick of brawny bullies pickin on me ~#**************#~ And I might snap, one day just like that ~#**************#~ I decided to strike back, and flatten every tire on the bike rack ~#**************#~ My first day in Junior High, this kid said ~#**************#~ “Its you and I, three oclock sharp, this afternoon you die” ~#**************#~ I looked at my watch, it was 1:20 ~#**************#~ “I already gave you my lunch money ~#**************#~ What more do you want from me?” ~#**************#~ He said, “Dont try to run from me, youll just make it worse” ~#**************#~ My palms were sweaty, and I started to shake at first ~#**************#~ Somethin told me, “Try to fake a stomach ache, it works” ~#**************#~ I screamed, “Ow, my appendix feel like they could burst ~#**************#~ Teacher, teacher, quick, I need a naked nurse” ~#**************#~ “Whats the matter?” ~#**************#~ “I dont know, my leg, it hurts” ~#**************#~ “Leg? I thought you said it was your tummy” ~#**************#~ “Oh, I mean it is, but I also got a bum knee” ~#**************#~ “Mr. Mathers, the fun and games are over ~#**************#~ And just for that stunt, youre gonna get some extra homework” ~#**************#~ “But dont you wanna give me after school detention?” ~#**************#~ “Nah, that bully wants to beat your ass and Ima let him” ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ Brain damage, ever since the day I was born ~#**************#~ Drugs is what they used to say I was on ~#**************#~ They say I never knew which way I was goin ~#**************#~ But everywhere I go, they keep playin my song ~#**************#~ Brain damage, ever since the day I was born ~#**************#~ Drugs is what they used to say I was on ~#**************#~ They say I never knew which way I was goin ~#**************#~ But everywhere I go, they keep playin my song ~#**************#~ Brain damage ~#**************#~ [Verse 2] ~#**************#~ Way before my baby daughter Hailie ~#**************#~ I was harassed daily by this fat kid named DeAngelo Bailey ~#**************#~ An eighth grader who acted obnoxious, cause his father boxes ~#**************#~ So every day hed shove me in the lockers ~#**************#~ One day he came in the bathroom while I was pissin ~#**************#~ And had me in the position to beat me into submission ~#**************#~ He banged my head against the urinal til he broke my nose ~#**************#~ Soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat ~#**************#~ I tried to plead and tell him we shouldnt beef ~#**************#~ But he just wouldnt leave ~#**************#~ He kept chokin me and I couldnt breathe ~#**************#~ He looked at me and said, “You gonna die, honky” ~#**************#~ The principal walked in and started helpin him stomp me ~#**************#~ (Whats going on in here?) ~#**************#~ I made em think they beat me to death ~#**************#~ Holdin my breath for like five minutes before they finally left ~#**************#~ Then I got up and ran to the janitors storage booth ~#**************#~ Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four-inch screws ~#**************#~ Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms and foreign tools ~#**************#~ This is for every time you took my orange juice ~#**************#~ Or stole my seat in the lunchroom and drank my chocolate milk ~#**************#~ Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt ~#**************#~ Im gettin you back, bully, now once and for good ~#**************#~ I cocked the broomstick back and swung hard as I could ~#**************#~ And beat him over the head with it til I broke the wood ~#**************#~ Knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot ~#**************#~ Made it home later that same day ~#**************#~ Started readin a comic, and suddenly everything became gray ~#**************#~ I couldnt even see what I was tryin to read ~#**************#~ I went deaf and my left ear started to bleed ~#**************#~ My mother started screamin, “What are you on, drugs?! ~#**************#~ Look at you, youre gettin blood all over my rug” (Im sorry) ~#**************#~ She beat me over the head with the remote control ~#**************#~ Opened a hole and my whole brain fell out of my skull ~#**************#~ I picked it up and screamed, “Look, bitch, what have you done?” ~#**************#~ “Oh my God, Im sorry, son” ~#**************#~ Shut up, you cunt ~#**************#~ I said fuck it, took it and stuck it back up in my head ~#**************#~ Then I sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in my neck ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ Brain damage, ever since the day I was born ~#**************#~ Drugs is what they used to say I was on ~#**************#~ They say I never knew which way I was goin ~#**************#~ But everywhere I go, they keep playin my song ~#**************#~ Brain damage, ever since the day I was born ~#**************#~ Drugs is what they used to say I was on ~#**************#~ They say I never knew which way I was goin ~#**************#~ But everywhere I go, they keep playin my song ~#**************#~ [Outro] ~#**************#~ Brain damage, its brain damage ~#**************#~ I got brain damage, its brain damage ~#**************#~ Its probably brain damage, its brain damage ~#**************#~ Brain damage, I got brain damage