[Intro: Missy Elliott]
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Uh, Slim Shady (Ch-ch-ch-ch-)
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Uh, Slim Shady
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Uh, Slim Shady (Ch-ch-ch-ch-)
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Ooh (Uh), yeah
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[Verse 1: Eminem]
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Well, I do pop pills, I keep my tube socks filled
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Then pop the same shit that got 2Pac killed
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Spit game to these hoes like a soap opera episode
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Then punch a bitch in the nose til her whole face explodes
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Theres three things I hate: girls, women, and bitches (What?)
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Im that vicious to walk up and drop-kick midgets
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They call me Boogie Night, the stalker that walks awkward
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Stick figure with a dick bigger than Mark Wahlberg (Oh!)
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Comin through the airport, sluggish, walking on crutches
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Hit a fucking ***** bitch in her ***** with luggage (Ahhh!)
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Its like a dream I cant snap out, I black out, or back out
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Lookin for somebody of to beat the crap out
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Im bringing you rap singers two middle fingers (Eat this)
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I flip you off in French, then translate it to English
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Then Ima vanish off the face of the planet and come back
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Speaking so much Spanish, Pun cant even understand it
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[Chorus: Missy Elliott, Eminem]
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Wont you busa rhyme for me, boy?
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(Its the ill, that cool? Slim Shady)
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Wont you busa rhyme for me, boy?
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(Its the ill, that cool? Slim mothafucking Shady)
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Wont you busa rhyme for me, boy?
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(Its the ill, that cool? Slim Shady)
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Wont you busa rhyme for me, boy?
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(Its the ill, that cool?)
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[Verse 2: Eminem]
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I had a huge attitude, started off staticky
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Mad at you, had you mad at me automatically (One more time)
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Im not a commodity, Im an oddity
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Who oddly enough developed himself a Halloween following
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Its so big, if I counted up all the freaks who follow me (One, two)
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Id probably owe Ozzy Osbourne an apology (Whoops)
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College girls, live in an alcoholics world
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Full of hurl, head twirls every time the toilet swirls
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Covered in throw-up, and I refuse to grow up
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I wont budge, I still tell a grown-up to shut up (Shut up!)
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I made this rap game suspenseful
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Cause now I got an impulse game to insult you wit a pencil (Bitch)
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They waste the paper on you, chopping down the oakwood
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Cause everything that you wrote in your notebook was no good
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And as long as I stay in the studio and keep cuttin
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You motherfuckers are puttin your words together for nothin
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[Chorus: Missy Elliott, Eminem]
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Wont you busa rhyme for me, boy?
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(Its the ill, that cool? Slim Shady)
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Wont you busa rhyme for me, boy?
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(Its the ill, that cool? Slim mothafucking Shady)
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Wont you busa rhyme for me, boy?
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(Its the ill, that cool? Slim Shady)
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Wont you busa rhyme for me, boy?
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(Its the ill, that cool?)
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[Bridge: Missy Elliott]
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Turn the music up, we gon wake the neighbors (Uh, uh)
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We gon get high, we gon roll to Vegas (Uh huh, uh)
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Me and Slim Shady on some shit daily (Uh, wha-wha?)
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What you want, what you got
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Is it hot, is it hot?
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Turn the music up, we gon wake the neighbors (Uh, uh)
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We gon get high, we gon roll to Vegas (Uh huh, uh)
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Me and Slim Shady, on some shit daily (Wha-wha? Yo)
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What you want, what you want? Uh yo…
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[Interlude: Timbaland]
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“A person from another planet might disagree with you.”
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“Well, if you want my opinion, he comes from right here on Earth.”
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Slim Shady, Misdemeanor
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Timbaland
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Slim Shady, Misdemeanor
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[Verse 3: Eminem]
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Im homicidal and suicidal with no friends
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Holding a gun with no handle, just a barrel at both ends
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Sprayin TECs at you until you see your fucking legs
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With the bullet holes and the exit wounds laying next to you (Ah!)
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Fucking mad dog, foaming at the mouth (Grrr)
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Fuck mouth, my whole house is foaming at the couch
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Jumped out of the 93rd floor of a building
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And shot every window out on the way down to the ground
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(Keep filming!)
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Woke up to a hospital staff, got up and laughed
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Chopped em in half, suffocated the oxygen mask
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Shit, if I get any higher
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Ima get the East and West beefing again
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Fly back to Detroit and stand in the crossfire
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[Verse 4: Missy Elliott, Missy as girl]
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Yall better call the police ‘fore I kill this track
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Dont shoot Missy! Get back
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Uh, Ima put you all in the line
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Uh, and Ima watch you MCs die
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Yo Mommy, Mommy, Missy done lost her mind
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I think somebody done pissed her off this time
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Yeah, Ima have to bus you through your chest and
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Uh, you gon have to clean up the mess (Uh-huh)
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Its raining, raining and its pouring loud
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Never fear, cause pissy Missys through the crowd
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Uh, I hear that the gats go cha-pow
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Who shot me dammit? Bitch get down
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Dont walk when I talk, I never talk when I smile (Uh-huh)
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Ima lay em on down, like they lived underground (Uh)
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For the sounds that me and Timbaland, we found
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Get your ass kicked later or get your ass kicked now
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[Outro: Missy Elliott]
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Uhh, one-two Misdemeanor, Slim Shady, Timbaland, motherfucker
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Uhh uhh uhh, two, two, two, triple zero, heheh
