One, two
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One, two
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[Verse 1]
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All I need is some inspiration
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Before I do somebody some harm
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I feel just like a vegetable
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Down here on the farm
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Nobody comes to see me
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Nobody here to turn me on
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I aint even got a lover
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Down here on the farm
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[Verse 2]
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They told me to get healthy
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They told me to get some sun
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But boredom eats me like cancer
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Down here on the farm
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Drinkin lemonade shandy
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Aint nobody here to do me harm
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For Im like a fish out of water
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Down here on the farm
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[Guitar Solo]
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[Verse 3]
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I wrote a thousand letters
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Till my fingers all gone numb
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But I never see no postman
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Down here on the farm
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I call my baby on the telephone, I say
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“Come down and have some fun”
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But she knows what the score is
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Down here on the farm
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[Verse 4]
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I cant fall in love with a wheat field
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I cant fall in love with a barn
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When everything smells like horse shit
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Down here on the farm
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Blue skies and swimming pools
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Add so much charm
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But Id rather be back in Soho
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Than down here on the farm
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On the fucking farm
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[Outro]
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Are you born in a fucking barn or what?
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Baaa, hold still
