[Intro: Eminem & Obie Trice]
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Obie, yo
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Im sick
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Damn, you straight, dog?
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[Chorus: Eminem & Obie Trice]
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Thats why I aint got no time (I think I got chlamydia)
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For these games and stupid tricks
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Or these bitches (Bitch!) on my dick
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Thats how dudes be gettin sick (That bitch!)
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Thats how dicks be gettin drips
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Fallin victims to this shit
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From these bitches on our dicks
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Fuckin chickens with no ribs
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Thats why I aint got no time
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[Verse 1: Obie Trice]
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Yo, I woke up, fucked up off the liquor I drunk (Damn!)
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I had a bag of the skunk, won in last nights tunk
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Pussy residue was on my penis, Denise from the cleaners
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Fucked me good, you shoulda seen this
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Big booty bitch, switch unbearable (Shit!)
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French roll stylin, body like a stallion
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Sizin up the figure, while my shit gettin bigger
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Debatin on a fuck or do I wanna be her nigga?
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Caressin this bitch, plus Im checkin out them tits (Damn!)
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Sippin on that fine shit, I aint used to buyin
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I gotta hit it from behind, its mandatory
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Like takin hoes money, but thats another story
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For surely pussy on toast, after we toast
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Her clothes fell like Bishop in Juice (Cmere)
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The womb beater, clean pussy eater, insertin my jock
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In that spot hotter than the hottest block
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“Dont stop!”—response I got when I was knockin it
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Clocks steady tickin, kinky finger-lickin
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And can on, semens at my tip when she moans
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I gotta slow down before I cum soon
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And work that nigga like a slave owner (Yeah)
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When I dropped off my outfit, she knew I wanted to bone her
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She foamin at them lips, the ones between the hips
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Pubic hairs lookin like some sour cream dip
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Without the nacho, my dick hit the spot though
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Pussy tighter than conditions of us black folks
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We in the final stretch (Cmere), the last part of sex
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I bust a fat-ass nut, then I woke up next (Holy)
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Like, what the fuck is goin on here? (Shit!) This bitch evaporated
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Pussy and all just picked up and vacated
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And now Im frustrated, cause my dick was unprotected (Damn!)
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And doctor Wesley tellin me I really got that shit (Fuck!)
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[Chorus: Eminem]
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Thats why I aint got no time
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For these games and stupid tricks
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Or these bitches on my dick
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Thats how dudes be gettin sick
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Thats how dicks be gettin drips
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Fallin victims to this shit
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From these bitches on our dicks
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Fuckin chickens with no ribs
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Thats why I aint got no time
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[Verse 2: Eminem]
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Now I dont wanna hit no woman, but this chicks got it comin
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Someone better get this bitch ‘fore she gets kicked in the stomach
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And shes pregnant, but shes eggin me on, beggin me to throw her
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Off the steps of this porch, my only weapon is force
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And I dont wanna resort to violence of any sort
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Though whats she shovin me for? (Bitch!) Doesnt she love me no more?
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Wasnt she huggin me four minutes ago at the door?
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Man, Im this close to goin toe-to-toe with this whore
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What would you do if she was tellin you she wants a divorce?
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Shes havin another baby in a month, and its yours
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And you found out it isnt, cause this bitch has been visitin someone else
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And suckin his dick and kissin you on the lips when you get back to Michigan
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Now the plot is thickenin worse
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‘Cause you feel like youve been stickin your fuckin dick in a hearse
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So youre paranoid at every little cold that you get
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Ever since they sold you this shit, youve been holdin your dick
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So you go to the clinic, sweatin every minute you in it
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Then the doctor comes out, lookin like Dennis the Menace (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
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And its obvious to everyone in the lobby its AIDS (Sorry)
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He aint even gotta call you in his office to say it (Sorry)
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So you jet back home, cause you gon get that ho
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When you see her, you gon bend her fuckin neck back, yo
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‘Cause you love her, you never would expect that blow
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Obie told you the scoop, how could she stoop that low?
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Jesus, I dont believe this bitch works at the cleaners
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Bringin me home diseases, swingin from Obies penis
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Shes so deceivin, shit, this hos a genius, she Gd us
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[Chorus: Eminem]
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Thats why I aint got no time
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For these games and stupid tricks
~#**************#~
Or these bitches on my dick
~#**************#~
Thats how dudes be gettin sick
~#**************#~
Thats how dicks be gettin drips
~#**************#~
Fallin victims to this shit
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From these bitches on our dicks
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Fuckin chickens with no ribs
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Thats why I aint got no time
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[Outro: Eminem & Obie Trice]
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Im busy, yeah, fuck these bitches!
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Fuck em all!
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Get money, Shady Records
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Ha, whoa!
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Obie Trice! Eminem, motherfucker!
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New millennium shit, yeah
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Turn this shit off, man
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Turn this shit the fuck—
