[Verse 1]
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Yeah!
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I was talking to the postman
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He mentioned your name
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Seems like everybody
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Everybody knows about my good thing
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[Chorus]
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Call the plumber darling
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There must be a leak in my drain
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It seems like everybody
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Everybody knows about my good thing
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[Verse 2]
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Yeah!
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I was talking to my neighbour
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About the way you wear your hair
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He said you must have a lot of children
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Because the milk man is always there
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[Chorus]
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Call the plumber darling
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There must be a leak in my drain
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It seemed like everybody, everybody, everybody knows
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Everybody knows about my good thing
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Cmon! Yeah! Alright, play a solo
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[Guitar Solo]
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[Verse 3]
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I was talking to the butcher
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He said you always look so neat
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I guess thats why my freezer
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Is always full of meat
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[Chorus]
~#**************#~
Call the plumber darling
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There must be a leak in my drain
~#**************#~
It seems like everybody, everybody
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Everybody knows about my good thing
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[Verse 4]
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Last time, here we go
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Everybody, I said everybody knows about my
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Everybody knows about my good thing
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Everybody knows knows that, nobody wants to be my woman
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Nobody wants to be, oh no, no
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[Chorus]
~#**************#~
Call the plumber darling
~#**************#~
There must be a leak in my drain
~#**************#~
Yeah!
~#**************#~
It seems like everybody, everybody, everybody
~#**************#~
Everybody knows about my good thing
