[Intro]
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Now this is for amusement purposes only, ha
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Be careful of your neighborhood pick-pocket
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Me brednn whe then call name slick
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Who this
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[Chorus]
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Well who this come catch it the original finger smith
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Yur neighborhood pick-pocket, no afraid fi talk it
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Well who this come catch it the original finger smith
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Yur neighborhood pick-pocket, no afraid fi talk it
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[Verse 1]
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Now, hole heap a pocket weh him rob a hole weap a people him pick
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Him pick bill filled, money bag, check and wallet
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Now, hole heap a pocket weh him rob a hole weap a people him pick
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Him pick bill filled, money bag, check and wallet
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Handbag and pocket book, purse and makeup kit
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In a woman bag, him thief a lipstick
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In a dread locks jacket, him thief a lipstick
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Behind him ears, corner time, the boy take a spliff
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Him take three gembelin out a haggler basket
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Take a tin a Vasaline out of a young girl pocket
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Take 10 pantyhose about 11 slip
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Take a gal teeth from under her top lip
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Take a gal hair and leave on the clip
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Take off a guy shoes and leave the polish
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Strip a gal naked and she dont even feel it
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Who do it? Mr. Slick, tuper tail bandit
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Original finger smith from down in your district (boo)
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Thats why
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[Chorus]
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Well who this come catch it the original finger smith
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Yur neighborhood pick-pocket, no afraid fi talk it
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Well who this come catch it the original finger smith
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Yur neighborhood pick-pocket, no afraid fi talk it
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[Verse 2]
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What is his occupation? A big finger smith
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A pick pocket tycoon with a healthy profit
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Number one in a the business, top of the market
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Him thief milk out of coffee and proud to say it
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Him have him pick pocket school graduating class about 106
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Teach the tricks and the trade and how to make it
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And if you graduate first, teach them the secret
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Thats why
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[Chorus]
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Well who this come catch it the original finger smith
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Yur neighborhood pick-pocket, no afraid fi talk it
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Well who this come catch it the original finger smith
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Yur neighborhood pick-pocket, no afraid fi talk it
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[Verse 3]
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Say him get up this morning at about quarter past 6
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And try fi get a bus fi go in a him district
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A jolly bus draw in the back where him sit
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While the driver put on some reggae music
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The money back jingle get him frantic
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Him go in a him pocket take out him wallet
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Pay him bus fair the ductress no give him no ticket
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Him just walk down the corridor every pocket where him pick
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Him step off a the bus, him feel stylish
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And them him feel a cool breeze just lick him private
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Him look down de so oh shit
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Is like I was a victim of a pick pocket
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Them take off him pants and leave on the zip
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Them take off him brief and leave the elastic
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Take off him balls and leave hair pan it
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And leave the two gin-gi fly them a pitch
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Him dictionary speaking he couldnt believe it
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Thats why
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[Chorus]
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Well who this come catch it the original finger smith
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Yur neighborhood pick-pocket, no afraid fi talk it
~#**************#~
Well who this come catch it the original finger smith
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Yur neighborhood pick-pocket, no afraid fi talk it
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[Verse 4]
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Now, hole heap a pocket weh him rob a hole weap a people him pick
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Him pick bill filled, money bag, check and wallet
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Now, hole heap a pocket weh him rob a hole weap a people him pick
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Him pick bill filled, money bag, check and wallet
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Handbag and pocket book, purse and makeup kit
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In a woman bag, him thief a lipstick
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In a dread locks jacket, him thief a lipstick
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Behind him ears, corner time, the boy take a spliff
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Him take three gembelin out a haggler basket
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Take a tin a Vasaline out of a young girl pocket
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Take 10 pantyhose about 11 slip
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Take a gal teeth from under her top lip
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Take a gal hair and leave on the clip
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Take off a guy shoes and leave the polish
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Strip a gal naked and she dont even feel it
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Who do it? Mr. Slick, tuper tail bandit
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Original finger smith from down in your district (boo)
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Thats why
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[Chorus]
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Well who this come catch it the original finger smith
~#**************#~
Yur neighborhood pick-pocket, no afraid fi talk it
~#**************#~
Well who this come catch it the original finger smith
~#**************#~
Yur neighborhood pick-pocket, no afraid fi talk it
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[Verse 5]
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What is his occupation? A big finger smith
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A pick pocket tycoon with a healthy profit
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Number one in a the business, top of the market
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Him thief milk out of coffee and proud to say it
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Him have him pick pocket school graduating class about 106
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Teach the tricks and the trade and how to make it
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And if you graduate first, teach them the secret
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Thats why
