[Intro: Missy]
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Heres a little story that must be told
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And it goes a little something like this
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This is a Misdemeanor exclusive
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(If your radio is experiencing any kind of difficulties)
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(Turn the volume up)
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Yes, t-turn the volume up
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Yes, t-t-turn the volume up
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This is an exclusive (Turn the volume up)
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[Verse 1: Missy]
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Its very necessary, on the contrary
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No, you do not scare me, is you drinkin Bloody Mary?
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For this, you better hurry, before I have to bury
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My attitude is bitchy, cause my period is heavy
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I used to drive a Chevy, put twenties on that Bevy
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My nigga was the shit, but then that stupid nigga left me
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And now Im lovin Larry, but Larry go with Terri
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And Terri is a freak, but its his baby she will carry
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The life he lives a fairy, cartoon like Tom and Jerry
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My flow is legendary and your style is temporary
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Yeah, you need to worry, like Jason, it gets scary
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The words that I spit dont fit in that category
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Is my vision blurry? My speech is very slurry
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Me without Tim is like Jamaicans with no curry
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And yes, its necessary, so hurry, nigga, hurry
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‘Cause when this album drops, you whack MCs will all get burried
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[Chorus]
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Funky fresh dressed to impress ready to party
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Funky fresh dressed to impress (Turn the volume up)
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Funky fresh dressed to impress ready to party
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Funky fresh dressed to impress (Turn the volume up)
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Funky-funky fresh dressed to impress ready to party
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Funky fresh dressed to impress (Turn the volume up)
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Funky-funky fresh dressed to impress ready to party
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Funky-funky fresh dressed to impress (Turn the volume up)
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[Verse 2: Missy]
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Your styles very crummy, thats why you have no money
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You always lookin bummy, I dont care if you dont love me
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Dont try to come before me, unless you are a dummy
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Repeat, youll lose your teeth and I would hate to call you gummy
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Rainy or sunny, battle no way, honey
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This not a game of Hide-and-Seek, go call ya mummy
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Its about get so ugly, and Ima keep yall runnin
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Hiding from me, cause you know you are weak
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You aint sayin nothin, I keep it jumpin jumpin
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In your Kenwoods, Im bumpin sumthin in ya trunkn
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You can say Im buggin, cause when I come out bustin
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Thats why yall be discussin who I like and who Im fuckin
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[Chorus]
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Funky fresh dressed to impress ready to party
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Funky fresh dressed to impress (Turn the volume up)
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Funky fresh dressed to impress ready to party
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Funky fresh dressed to impress (Turn the volume up)
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Funky-funky fresh dressed to impress ready to party
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Funky fresh dressed to impress (Turn the volume up)
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Funky-funky fresh dressed to impress ready to party
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Funky-funky fresh dressed to impress (Turn the volume up)
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[Break: Timbaland]
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Cmon, cmon
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Cmon, cmon
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Cmon, cmon
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Fickidy, uh, uh, uh
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Cmon, cmon
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Cmon, cmon
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[Verse 3: Ms. Jade]
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I had a little homie named Paul Revere
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Smokes blunt after blunt, guzzled 40s of beer
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Used to swear up and down every first of the year
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He was gon quit smokin, but he never did
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Watch yall Huskey, its about that time
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Gettin ready for the club round quarter to nine
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Couple bottles of hypnotic in the back of the ride
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Might spit like a girl, but I hit like a guy
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Me and Missy ballin up the avenue
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Funky fresh dressed to impress, we mackin dudes
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Music biz only reason I aint jackin fools
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You know bullshit walk and stackin rules
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Niggas keep drawin, the streets keep callin
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Drink til Im nice and uh, uh-uh, onn
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Im bad luck, yall mad cause yall suck
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Please do not try to fuck with this young buck
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Please do not try to fuck with this young buck
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[Chorus]
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Funky fresh dressed to impress ready to party
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Funky fresh dressed to impress (Turn the volume up)
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Funky fresh dressed to impress ready to party
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Funky fresh dressed to impress (Turn the volume up)
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Funky-funky fresh dressed to impress ready to party
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Funky fresh dressed to impress (Turn the volume up)
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Funky-funky fresh dressed to impress ready to party
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Funky-funky fresh dressed to impress (Turn the volume up)
