[Intro]
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Welcome to G-G-G-Gamer
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The game were either you can be the player, or you can get played
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Caution, if you do engage and you lose
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This may result in severe heart trauma or distort your way of thinking
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Play Safely, safely, safely
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[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]
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I-I-I am a dame-gamer
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Play the part major heart breaker brain changer
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Take her thoughts make her start they insane anger
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Then they can march, hate can spark, names danger
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You gotta be fine to get in my chamber
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Untamed aint no shame when I bang stranger
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But thats a thousand point, one got it, but the thing drained her
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And the game hanged her in the strain of a main claimed her
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Now what you gon do different? Wonder how well the picture went
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The one I saw was Twitter sent, saw through mommy like Mr.Kent
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Lookin like her kissers were whistling to get liquor bent
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Or wishing for me to stick her in a position to dip I get her hint
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A hundred points she gets cause we connected
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Five hundred points for the number that tech direct texted
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Bonus three hundred if she come over and get naked
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But a stinky crevice took her to nothing, girl take the exit
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[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]
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Im a game, she the game
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Im a player, you not the same
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Who to loose, who to blame
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Dont hate the player, hate the game
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I can be your super lover babe if you just let me in
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Baby it aint hard to play the game but maybe hard to win
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Its a roller coaster ride come on as I give it a spin
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Play it right you get an extra man baby
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[Bridge: Tech N9ne]
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Next player she say shes the best slayer
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She love when her breasts bare
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With hot candle wax, thats rare
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Six hundred points when she say her and her girl is a sex pair
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Thatll get you an extra man now we gamin on that there
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[Verse 2: Kutt Calhoun]
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Baby you doing good, stay on it picked up an extra man
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The only way to use that bonus is if a sexy friend
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Equally fine as you may join us to pass the test
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To slam fingers in and then out on your own personal message can
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Skype is so exciting and virtual when two tight women ignite
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In a delightfulness of dyking in about five minutes
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You might just win it yet, but now your girl looking up tight with it
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Lack of participation got your points steadily spiking
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And if five hundred points is important
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Then let your mind body and souls free
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Keep your opponents from trying to score these
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Mighty sluttin up with just seconds left on the board 3-
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2-1 and on to the next ones cause these bore me
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Because
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[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]
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Im a game, she the game
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Im a player, you not the same
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Who to loose, who to blame
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Dont hate the player, hate the game
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I can be your super lover babe if you just let me in
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Baby it aint hard to play the game but maybe hard to win
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Its a roller coaster ride come on as I give it a spin
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Play it right you get an extra man baby
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[Verse 3: Kutt Calhoun]
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Eleven Hundred points mommy looked smelled and taste good
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But lost it from telling it all on Facebook
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One got a dinner, the other from Twitter was using a fake picture
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And in the end werent none of them winners
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‘Til I met this girl from Tagged.com
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Got to meet me, whip me, and she be freaky deaky
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Got the dinner, a movie and plus a repeat
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Highest score ever, but I broke the broad
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Say you came close but no cigar my minds primed
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[Verse 4: Tech N9ne]
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Gaming on ya, even if you got some good head
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Hood said you keep the pood fed til the woods dead
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If you happen to get into bed with me
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Then youll spread quickly and do a medley of ooh and yeahs
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With me, and thats a thousand points if you get that
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Dinner is a thousand mo you can get it if you with that
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Good conversation can probably get you diamond knickknacks
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But a misshap like bloggin about how I did that, give my shit back
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[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]
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Im a game, she the game
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Im a player, you not the same
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Who to loose, who to blame
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Dont hate the player, hate the game
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I can be your super lover babe if you just let me in
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Baby it aint hard to play the game but maybe hard to win
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Its a roller coaster ride come on as I give it a spin
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Play it right you get an extra man baby
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[Outro]
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Thank you for playing Gamer
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Congrats if you are the winner
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Sorry and shit if you are a loser
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If indeed you failed
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Please come again
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But remember
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Continuous play may cause extreme nausea
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And often results can be fatal
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-Game Over-
