[Intro] ~#**************#~ Motherfuckers talkin crazy (Yeah) ~#**************#~ Sayin’ I should quit (Ah) ~#**************#~ I fuckin tell em “make me” (Bitch) ~#**************#~ Eat a fuckin’ dick (Yeah) ~#**************#~ Im feelin like the greatest (Woo!) ~#**************#~ On the beat who ever did it ~#**************#~ Mike WiLL the one who made it ~#**************#~ Its Shady on the lyrics ~#**************#~ [Verse 1] ~#**************#~ Im somewhat outlandish they say ~#**************#~ You say were cut from the same cloth ~#**************#~ But I guess you fabricate, eh? ~#**************#~ You better bring more men than the Latter Day Saints ~#**************#~ Manic states, Stephen Paddock with automatic stay sprayin ~#**************#~ At anything that may stand in they way ~#**************#~ As I stand at the bay window with a hand grenade ~#**************#~ And a trey eight, at the Mandalay Bay ~#**************#~ Common sense, Im a dollar short and a day late ~#**************#~ James Holmes at the Saturday Batman matinee ~#**************#~ Must have missed my CAT scan that day (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ I just threw a Tampax at Dre ~#**************#~ Trashcan, Tascam and ashtray ~#**************#~ I’m turnin’ back to a madman, cant take ~#**************#~ Anymore but I try to get away from the anger and rage ~#**************#~ My basal ganglia’s an A to the K ~#**************#~ Get your ass sprayed like bidets ~#**************#~ Breakin your legs eight different ways, ankle to waist ~#**************#~ You chumps dont even know how to do somethin ~#**************#~ To give goosebumps a day when you say ~#**************#~ That somethin’ you wrote gave someone a lump in their throat ~#**************#~ Or you had them choked up, youd be yankin my chain (Ayy) ~#**************#~ Feel like Im headed for the padded cell, the ~#**************#~ Bar for me when I rap isnt fair but ~#**************#~ Guess thats the standard Im held to ~#**************#~ But if somethin like that doesnt tell ya ~#**************#~ You set a mark too high when platinum sales are looked at as a failure (Yeah) ~#**************#~ Then you better take it back to The Shelter and Hamburger Helper ~#**************#~ ‘Cause, damn it, Im still the ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ Greatest in the world (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ Greatest in the world (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ Greatest in the world (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ No lie, I might be ~#**************#~ The best to ever do it (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ The best to ever do it (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ The best to ever do it (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ I feel like the greatest (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ Woke up to honkies sounding like me ~#**************#~ Never be as good (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ Never be as good (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ (Packing up) Wife-beaters, white t-shirts, what? ~#**************#~ But Im the greatest ~#**************#~ [Verse 2] ~#**************#~ So you sold ten million albums, eh? (What?) ~#**************#~ Only problem is, you put out ten million albums, eh? (Haha! Wait) ~#**************#~ What was I just about to say? ~#**************#~ Oh yeah, let me get this out the way ~#**************#~ I know theres people that are pissed about the way ~#**************#~ I mispronounced a name, “Die Antwoord!” ~#**************#~ Fuck, I still cant say this shit, but how quickly they forget ~#**************#~ Who the fuck I was; now Ninja try to duck my slugs ~#**************#~ You let ya girl get fucked by Muggs ~#**************#~ Id like to give a shout to Cypress (Woo!) ~#**************#~ This cant be real, you dissed me and I was just tryin to ~#**************#~ Give you a shout—now get the fuck out my rhyme book ~#**************#~ No more shiners, already too much time took ~#**************#~ And rappers I hear you talkin shit ~#**************#~ Im just too big to respond to it ~#**************#~ God forbid I forget though, and jump out the window ~#**************#~ Somebody better child-proof it (Yeah) ~#**************#~ ‘Cause if I lose it we can rewind to some old Ja Rule shit ~#**************#~ And I can remind motherfuckers how I do shit ~#**************#~ You dont got the tools I got in my toolkit (Bitch!) ~#**************#~ I bullshit you not, yall fools just forgot ~#**************#~ That Im so fuckin awful with the thoughts ~#**************#~ And when Im hostile and impossible to stop ~#**************#~ So you can call it a nostril cause its not gonna ever ~#**************#~ Ill never let up on the pedal, might as well get the mop ~#**************#~ ‘Cause Im wipin up everyone in this genre ~#**************#~ ‘Cause on the mic I feel like Im the ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ Greatest in the world (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ Greatest in the world (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ Greatest in the world (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ No lie, I might be ~#**************#~ The best to ever do it (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ The best to ever do it (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ The best to ever do it (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ I feel like the greatest (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ Woke up to honkies sounding like me ~#**************#~ Never be as good (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ Never be as good (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ (Packing up) Wife-beaters, white t-shirts, what? ~#**************#~ But Im the greatest ~#**************#~ [Verse 3] ~#**************#~ Oh yeah, and one more thing I want to mention (What?) ~#**************#~ Is youre one dimension ~#**************#~ Im a monkey wrench and I can flunk detention ~#**************#~ And I love contentions, so welcome to the gun convention ~#**************#~ Muscles flexin, gotta strut like a front suspension (Woo) ~#**************#~ And you just stuck the key up in the ignition ~#**************#~ And gave me enough gas to flood my engine (Yeah) ~#**************#~ Psychopath, Michael Jacks blowin up like a raft ~#**************#~ I should slap Vlad with a ISIS flag ~#**************#~ Bet you I come back twice as bad (Uh) ~#**************#~ Revival didnt go viral! ~#**************#~ Denaun and Royce tell me that I should take the high road ~#**************#~ Fuck that, Im finna hit back ~#**************#~ ‘Til I run out of gunpowder and split the scene (Pew) ~#**************#~ Hold the mic similar to pistol, squeeze ~#**************#~ And I shoot from the hip when I grip them things ~#**************#~ And my lips are the clips, got the Sig lit like its nicotine ~#**************#~ Trigger me and Slim gets mean (Brr!) ~#**************#~ Bars are like bullets when I spit them schemes ~#**************#~ Thats why I call the motherfuckers M16s (Woo!) ~#**************#~ Float like a butterfly, Im gonna sting like a bee ~#**************#~ You aint harmin a thing ~#**************#~ I hit a ding (Ding!) hard as Im gonna swing ~#**************#~ Im gonna need to put my arm in a sling (Ow!) ~#**************#~ But like a wedding band ~#**************#~ You gotta be diamond to even climb in the ring ~#**************#~ Anomaly, Im Muhammad Ali ~#**************#~ ‘Cause I knew one day (Hey!) Im gonna be the ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ Greatest in the world (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ Greatest in the world (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ Greatest in the world (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ No lie, I might be ~#**************#~ The best to ever do it (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ The best to ever do it (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ The best to ever do it (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ I feel like the greatest (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ Woke up to honkies sounding like me ~#**************#~ Never be as good (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ Never be as good (Yeah!) ~#**************#~ (Packing up) Wife-beaters, white t-shirts, what? ~#**************#~ But Im the greatest