[Intro: Sheena from St. Louis]
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Hey, baby. I was callin to say that I- I… I miss you
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Ill do anything to be with you, baby, call me back
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This is Sheena from St. Louis, call me back!
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[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]
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Youre just a groupie (Who, me?)
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But you mean much more to me
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Than just a groupie (Who, me?)
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‘Cause the things you do to me
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Shes just a groupie (Who, me?)
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But she means much more to me
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Than just a groupie (Who, me?)
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‘Cause the things you do to me
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[Verse 1: Kutt Calhoun]
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The Hostile Takeover, oowee!
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I met a Apple Bottom, San Jo model, like to swallow (Groupie!)
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Huh, wonderin if mami gon choose me
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Fuck it, let the Grey Goose and Cranberry Tropical lead her to me
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Then Ill holla, Im actin all non-chalant, you eyeing me
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Sort of obli-vi-ous to my dogs comments
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You need a mental connection from stress relief (Ill offer)
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As soon as the pill kick in watch the panty hose fall off her
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And twenty minutes later, mamis on E
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And she cant keep her little groupie hands off me
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Now her mouth is around my dick
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Then we fuckin and sex-ercising
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Im in her hole, Off in her soul
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Lovin my extra sized (dick)
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Whenever I call, I can hit it
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She love some Kutta
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Whenever Im dwellin on that encounter it makes me stutter
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‘Cause I, I, uhh (Dammit)
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Wont even try yall
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Pop it and knock yo shit outta socket like Houstons eye ball, cause
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[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]
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Youre just a groupie (Who, me?)
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But you mean much more to me
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Than just a groupie (Who, me?)
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‘Cause the things you do to me
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Shes just a groupie (Who, me?)
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But she means much more to me
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Than just a groupie (Who, me?)
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‘Cause the things you do to me
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[Verse 2: Krizz Kaliko]
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Road again, I met a lot of groupies
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I got a California, Colorado, Kansas City (Groupie!)
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And ooh-wee! Wasnt sposed to choose me
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Somethin I said to her maybe made her give it to me
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Caribou got you woozy too
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Got ya doing things you wouldnt usually do
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And ooh, I love womens
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Gotta find a way to get em on the bus and outta their linens
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I make em strip for me (Damn)
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Its the shit homie (Woo!)
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Treats me somethin nice
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Beast, we somethin like
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Gimme Felicia O!
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Know how to do it right
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When you see the Snake and the Bat
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Know where yo girlfriend at
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‘Cause every time you turn yo back
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She be with them rapper cats
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Let her on the bus to braid my cornrows
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But when I start pourin those, we makin pornos
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To me you much more than a S-L-U-T
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(Shes a groupie!)
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[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]
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Youre just a groupie (Who, me?)
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But you mean much more to me
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Than just a groupie (Who, me?)
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‘Cause the things you do to me
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Shes just a groupie (Who, me?)
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But she means much more to me
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Than just a groupie (Who, me?)
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‘Cause the things you do to me
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[Interlude: Shannon from Washington]
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Hey, I was just thinkin about the time we had on the stairs
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Id have to say, that was a first *Laughs* Call me back
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I wanna tell you about this crazy dream Ive been havin about you, baby
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This is Shannon from Washington, I miss you
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[Verse 3: Tech N9ne]
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Whats sizzlin pigeon? When Im thizzin I need a
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Supercalianimalistic, sex me à la (Groupie!)
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And I dont care if she fair with the long hair
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But as long as we there, bare and I bone
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And we share squares on the stairs of my hotel
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If they stare at us, oh well
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‘Cause your boyfriends waitin while Im breakin your swole tail
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And your boyfriend hates, while he pace, cryin a storm in the lobby
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When you get to the house you fight like Foreman and Ali
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But check it, gave you an autograph
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On your calf then I dashed
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But I didnt know that itd be a tattoo the next time I saw your ass
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She got on my bus, I was like “Holy shit”
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She laid on the couch opened her legs and said, “You owe me this”
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Im the answer to your girls groupie pains, oochie coochie dames tempt me
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When in my presence they tell me, “Pinch me”
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‘Cause Im exciting baby, if I didnt exist
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Sexy female scientists would have to invent me
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[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]
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Youre just a groupie (Who, me?)
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But you mean much more to me
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Than just a groupie (Who, me?)
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‘Cause the things you do to me
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Shes just a groupie (Who, me?)
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But she means much more to me
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Than just a groupie (Who, me?)
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‘Cause the things you do to me
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[Outro: Krizz Kaliko]
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See Im tryna keep it quiet
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Tryna keep it on the low
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Aint gon let you bust a while
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Open up but whats at home
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Shes just a groupie
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But she means much more to me
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Than just a groupie
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‘Cause the things you do to me
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[Outro Skit: Tech N9ne]
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What up, Robert?
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Thats the end of- thats the end of me
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Thats the end of me, I have three, erbody else have two
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Alright, tell me when you ready
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Alright, were gonna move along to the next group
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And this is the first, I think… hold on, hold on…
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Nah, this- yeah, this is the first rock group that weve signed
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Nah, nah, let me do it again
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Let me do- I dont wanna fuck up my words and shit
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Okay, were gonna move right along to the next group
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The next group, is hailing from Detroit, Michigan
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Critical Bill, baby!
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The first rock group that weve signed to Strange Music
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You know what Im sizzlin?
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What up, though, to all my homeboys, you knaimsayin?
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Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
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I gotta give a shoutout to all my homeboys, dog
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Uhh, on lead you got Power Dice, ya knaimsayin?
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You got bass, thats Phil, what up, though, homies?
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You know what Im sizzlin?
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Mike Scott on guitar, Mark on the drums
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What up though?
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Tom Soyer on the cuts, baby!
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Yaknaimsayin?
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And my boy, brother Al, thats my dog
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We kick it like donkeys all the time
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What up, though, to all my homies
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From Detroit, Michigan
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Now, their album title is called “Downtown the World”
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Thats due out, like first quarter, yaknaimsayin?
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07
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And on that album “Downtown the World”
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Youll hear this song called “Rock Like That”
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And were gonna introduce you to this one first
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‘Cause its hard hittin
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Its called “Rock Like That”, by Critical Bill
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Check it out!
