[Intro: Eminem & Slim Shady]
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Welp, we did it now
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I know, right?
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Its beautiful, aint it?
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Yeah, you happy now, bitch?
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Yep
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Alright, you got what you wanted
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Yeah, what?
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Let me go
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Ha, never
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[Verse: Eminem & Slim Shady]
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Why does it feel like Im always being tortured?
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The bad apple spoils the whole orchard
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Used to read comic books to learn more words
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‘Cause deep down, Im a dork, just a core nerd
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Meaning nerd to the core til Im cornered
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Then Im the coroner
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What shot is this? First, second, its your third
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Vision is more blurred
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Speech is more slurred
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Cant even form words
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Its likе a dream up inside of a dream Im trappеd in
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Its worse than I couldve imagined, its madness
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Cant wake up, try my damnedest, but old habits are coming back
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And now transgenders attack us, frontwards and backwards
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They laugh and throw midgets at us (Ha)
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This aint no dream now, huh? See what I mean now?
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You see how theyre tryna make me out to be some kind of mean, vile, obscene, foul prick?
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I kick one freestyle (Damn) bout beatin down a special-needs child and these people freak out (Timmy)
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Told you wed get slaughtered for sayin, “Retarded”
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Aw, Marshalls getting a conscience (Fuck you)
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This may come as a shock or have you astonished, regardless
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Heres the thing bout retarded people (What?)
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They dont fuckin know theyre retarded
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Well, okay, you wanna fat shame
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Bitch, two can play that game (What?)
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You wanna judge people? (Yeah)
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Matter of fact, aint you the same one who hated bullies calling you bad names? (Yep)
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Then you turned around and did the exact same (So?)
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Just immature and literally, youre still mentally thirteen
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And still thirsty for some controversy
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Youre still pickin on Christopher Reeves
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Yeah, but youre me, and were a team
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So that means, were in cahoots
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Thats conspiracy to commit murder lyrically
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So clearly, youre the accessory like jewelry
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You aint the judge or the jury, youre just as guilty
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You rip on paraplegics, man, seriously?
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Oh, bitch, its a joke
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No, its not, its embarrassing (What?)
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Like David Carradine found with a pair of jeans at his ankles and belt round his larynx
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I know, its a scary scene
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Theyre coming with everything
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Little people are trolling me (Ha)
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They saying theyve had it (What?) up to here with me
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Oh, hilarity (Come on)
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Nah, do your thing
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Fuck deaf people, yeah
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Well, between me and you
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I think theyve had it up to here with me too (What the fuck?)
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Sorry Im not perfect as you, Marshall
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Punching down on little people (Yeah), not cool (Whoops)
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You just sound like a dick, wait, nah, fool (What?)
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When I say, “Fuck midgets,” I mean Ja Rule (Oh)
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And I know that Chris Reeves song was recorded in 2004 for Encore (Yeah)
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Fuckd you take it off for?
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‘Cause he died
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Man, that motherfucker did that bullshit on purpose to ruin the song for us (Man)
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Man, I never seen a bigger pussy than you
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Bitch, look at all the shit the medias puttin me through (What?)
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‘Cause of all the fuck shit that you pushed me to do (Me?)
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Shoulda knew when I found you, you were just too good to be true (Hmm)
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Thats how we end up in these quagmires
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You said you had my back, liar
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But I helped you get your stacks higher (Yeah)
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Thats diamond sales like sapphires
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Rap buyers at Meijers, packed lines of admirers
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Now they say you lack ire
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Thats why your satire backfires (Yeah)
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Flat tires, no longer that guy you were prior to this
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Yeah, and I scare you cause (Why?) Im who you used to be (Who?)
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The you who didnt crumble under the scrutiny (Wait, what?)
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When it was you and me (Yeah)
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I gave you power to use me as an excuse to be evil (I know)
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You created me to say everything you didnt have the balls to say (Yep)
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What you were thinkin, but in a more diabolic way
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You fed me pills and a bottle of alcohol a day (Okay)
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Made me too strong for you and lost control of me (Youre right)
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I took over you totally
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You were socially awkward til you molded me (Yeah)
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You was a loner, a nobody
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‘Cause of me, you didnt take shit from nobody
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Now look at you (What?)
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Now you just a punk (Man), little scaredy cat (Word)
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Got you shook like Shakiras ass (Yeah)
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To look at your reflection staring back
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Bitch (Uh-huh), its just a mirror, relax
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Man, youre so full of shit, you need MiraLAX (What?)
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Open your mouth and shit flies out (Uh) just lies
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You thinkin you can whip my ass, undo these zipties (Word)
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You can just undo my feet and keep my hands tied
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‘Cause like an avalanche, Id still win by a landslide
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Oh, you think so, bitch? Yeah, I know so
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Okay, your hands and feet, I let em both go
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Yeah, fuck now, ho, give me that gun, no, dont, ah
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Rear naked chokehold, let me go, yo
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Here, take it, bozo (Yeah)
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Queer bait, you homo (You ready?)
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No, dont shoot (Here we go)
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Bro, no, no
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Now say youre sorry and you didnt mean any of it
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Im sorry Marshalls a pussy, hes Dre and Jimmys puppet (What?)
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Sorry he gives a fuck, but pretends he doesnt
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Alright, you piece of shit, that does it (Uh-oh, wait)
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Yeah, bitch, this is for him (What?)
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Christopher, MGK, Nick, and for Limp Bizkit and them
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Midgets and Ben— (Man, please)
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‘Zino, in addition to him
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Will Smith and to Canibus, if youre listening, this is the end (Okay, okay, Ill stop)
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So to Jamar and Ja Rule and to all
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My feuds including ma (What?)
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Im welcoming you to my (No, no)
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Last hoorah, I bid you goodbye (Come on, man, dont do this)
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Murder suicide
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Killshot, booyaka, cock sucker
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Coup de grâce, motherfucker
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[Outro: Eminem & Paul Rosenberg]
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(Shadys rock-a-bye baby, ha)
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Oh, woah, what the fuck?
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Come on, come on, come on, come on
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Yeah?
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Paul
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Youre not gonna fucking believe this, bro
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I had this dream, it was fucking crazy
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It was like, the old me came back on the new me
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And took over my brain and had me sayin all this fucked-up shit
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About little people and Caitlyn Jenner and
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PC police were chasin me
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And fucking Gen Z was tryna kill me
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And quadriplegics, and Christopher Reeves
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And I was saying all this fucked-up shit
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And I couldnt stop sayin it
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And then I wake up and it was like I was still dreamin
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Fuck you
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Wait
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Hahaha
