[Intro: Eminem]
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Been waitin a long time for this shit (Ah)
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Long time no see (Ah)
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Thought you got rid of my ass, huh? (Let me go, you sick fuck)
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Alright, heres what were gonna do (Piece of shit)
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You take this (No)
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Or I put a bullet between your fucking eyes (I dont wanna)
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Here (Fuck no)
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Then well split it (No)
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[Verse 1: Eminem]
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Half an Ativan, Im drivin straight at a van
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In a black sedan, fast as I can
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In Pakistan gettin chased by a pack of Stans (Get him, ah, get him, get him)
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You know how I roll, bitch (What?), Im an avalanche
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This my shit, Im gonna spit it how I wanna spit it
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Whoever gets offended, suck a dick and fuck a critic
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‘Bout to get retarded on this motherfuckin shidit
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“You cant say retarded,” shut up, midget (The fuck?)
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And weve been tryna break thе habit of sayin any R-words (Yeah)
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But Im still an addict, so its getting harder (Ah)
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Been callin bitchеs “hoes” since a kindergartner
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Since Jimmy Carter, now Im kitty-cornered (What?)
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Sittin in PC court with a shitty lawyer (Shit), like damn
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[Chorus: White Gold & Eminem]
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You got an addiction, man (Ah)
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I know you cant get rid of me forever
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‘Cause you know that Im prescription, man
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Goddamn, I miss you, Slim (Woo)
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You got an addiction, man
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I know you cant get rid of me forever
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‘Cause you know that Im prescription, man
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Next time, Ill be in your vein (Yeah)
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[Verse 2: Eminem]
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Was just a kid from Detroit who knew how to destroy the booth
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And had a point to prove (Yeah), and Im as (What?)
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Venomous, still I poison youth, sentences (Yeah)
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Im pennin are just to toy with you
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Which is a joy to do, Slim is just (What?)
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A lyricist here to voice his true sentiments (Yeah)
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Got the women pissed and it seems like men are just (What?) off growing a huge clitoris (Pussies)
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Yeah, I probably annoyed a few feminists
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I reminisce on them blowing a fuse over my points of view
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Still Im devoid of two shits to give (Yeah)
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My thinkin is primitive
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But when it comes to givin it to anybody, boy, is Bruce generous (Marshall)
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And Im bout as much of a boy as Bruce Jenner is (Damn)
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‘Cause Im not a boy, Im a man, bitch, man-bitch (Haha)
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My speech is free as his choice to choose gender is (Man)
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This shit is like opioid abuse, isnt it? (Yup)
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[Chorus: White Gold]
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You got an addiction, man
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I know you cant get rid of me forever
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‘Cause you know that Im prescription, man
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Goddamn, I miss you, Slim (Woo, uh)
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You got an addiction, man
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I know you cant get rid of me forever
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‘Cause you know that Im prescription, man
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Next time, Ill be in your veins
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[Bridge: Eminem]
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Theres times when I lay down to sleep, I argue with myself
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Am I the only one who thinks this way? Do I need help?
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Just a little bit, no, a lot a bit, I really, really gotta quit
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Somethings wrong with me, my God, old habits die hard
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[Interlude: Mr. Reality]
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Look at you
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Whats the matter with you people?
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Youre sad that people are mean?
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Well, Im sorry, the world isnt one big liberal arts college campus
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**** you, youre all pricks
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[Verse 3: Eminem]
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Mom shaming, dad shaming (Ah), yeah
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Fat-shaming (What?), man-splaining, blah (Pfft)
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Crybabies attack Shady, wah
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Mad cause they cant tame me (Get it)
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Here come the censors (Look out), like the Avengers
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And they assemble like Prince and then turn
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A word like “ginger” into the N-word
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All these pronouns (Ah), I cant remember (Damn)
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They or them, theirs? (Whose?), his or him, hers? (Ah)
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Enter them girls who bought tits to get attention
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Then get hit on by ugly men who are (Creep)
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Not in your league, so you pretend youre a victim
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And me-too em (Ah), outraged, how fake? (What?)
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Nowadays, some gals, they (What?), just clout-chase (Yeah)
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Look at me with sour grapes and your brow raised
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Bitch, you aint about head (What?), about face (Woo)
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Little white, middle-age, upper-middle-class
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With a glass of wine and your cigarette
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Bitch, get off the internet (Yeah)
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You aint even fed your kids dinner yet (Haha, still)
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Parental discretion, mental aggression, my heads a Smith & Wesson
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Youre messin with a lethal weapon, like an evil stepdad
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I got an infrared like the ginger stepkid who pissed the bed (Ginger)
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I do this shit in jest and its just to mess and F with your head
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And if men wanna wear lipstick and womens underwear
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Who cares? Their shit is their business, now bear witness
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Beware, bitches, the Blair Witch on you scared bitches
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Im surreptitious (What?), on square business
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Just attacked my therapist with a pair of scissors like “Merry Christmas”
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Dressed as a Hare Krishna, terrorist with a hair-trigger (Woo)
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But with these buttons Im always pushing (Yeah), pain Im always inflicting (What?)
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Protestors outside the Shady offices livid (Yeah)
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Itll make you think that you had the game on lock til they pick it (Trick it)
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Only way for me to explain it is Im conflicted (What?)
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Walkin on eggshells, like if I take it too far, is this it? (Yeah)
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Part of me gets it and wants to say Im sorry and fix it (Im so—)
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So all my statements are basically contradictive (What?)
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Like using the F-word for gay is wrong and offensive (What?)
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And insensitive as if me sayin the R-word isnt (Wait)
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Wait a minute, which R-word? Rape or retarded, midget? (Not cool, guys)
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Would this rhyme be okay if South Park had did it? (Okay, screw you guys)
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Would it make you less angry if Cartman spit it? (Goddammit)
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And as far as what I just stated, regarding midgets
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Youll probably think Ill just say that Im playin, Im not, I meant it (Yeah)
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Swear to God I see one of them little fuckers come at me
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Ill pick it up by its legs and drop it and kick it
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“Marshall, youre wicked, face it, you are addicted” (I know)
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But they gon do me the same as DaBaby with all of this shit (Why?)
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Chappelle and Colin, theyre callin Shady misogynistic (Yeah)
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While raisin three daughters, two graduated from college with honors
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Summa cum laude, my sense of humor is probably twisted
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Its painfully obvious that
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[Chorus: White Gold & Eminem]
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You got an addiction, man
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I know you cant get rid of me forever
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‘Cause you know that Im prescription, man
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Goddamn, I miss you, Slim (Woo, hey)
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You got an addiction, man
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I know you cant get rid of me forever
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‘Cause you know that Im prescription, man
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Next time, Ill be in your veins (Haha)
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[Outro: Eminem]
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Im just playin, little people, you know I love you