[Chorus: Kurupt]
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Now this, this is one of them occasions
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Where the homies not doin it right
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I mean he found him a ho that he like
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But you cant make a ho a housewife
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And when it all boils down you gonna find in the end
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A bitch is a bitch, but a Dogg is a mans best friend
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So what? You found you a ho that you like
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But you cant make a ho a housewife (Wife)
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[Verse 1: Dr. Dre]
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I mostly sold dick while I packed a gold clip
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Worked my money-maker, she got paper, she bout to trip
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(Where the fuck is my money?) I cannot G guilty
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You pimpin strong, but comin home to sheets that be filthy
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She on the dillzy, I take advantage
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All up in them panties, I got this bitch speakin Spanish
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Im mannish, get yo nails out my back
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Slut, Im bout to nut and get up, go scrub yo cat (Get the fuck out of here)
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Learn the player rules, this is how a player do
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Might not be a freak, but she got on the choosin shoes
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Dollar signs are folded, I cant control it
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Tryin to leave her, beeper just exploded
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She sweatin me, wont let me, broad turned fraud
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Now she on this dick, huh, got her turnin tricks, huh
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Man, its a trip, I dont trip, Im in yo Lexus flexin
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I left her up in Dallas, Texas, ass naked
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[Chorus]
~#**************#~
Now this, this is one of them occasions
~#**************#~
Where the homies not doin it right
~#**************#~
I mean he found him a ho that he like
~#**************#~
But you cant make a ho a housewife
~#**************#~
And when it all boils down you gonna find in the end
~#**************#~
A bitch is a bitch, but a Dogg is a mans best friend
~#**************#~
So what? You found you a ho that you like
~#**************#~
But you cant make a ho a housewife (Wife)
~#**************#~
[Verse 2: Hittman]
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Naw, “ho” aint short for honey, almost had to wail her like Bunny
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Tellin tales of bein pregnant, catchin Nordstrom sales with abortion money
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I spotted her, seen her with my nigga when I shot at her
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Now we got beef, he caught up in the hos erotica
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Exotic, shes psychotic, rockin his Nautica
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Soon hell need antibiotics (Sucka bitch)
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Name a sexual disease, she got it like Sam Goody
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You be like, “Damn, how could she hit me off with chlamydia?”
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Fool, I pity ya
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We live in the city of ballers
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With more bounce and in a Zapp, she will doo wa ditty ya
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The prettier the grittier, the wittier can get her
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To the Hotel, Niko, on some Sauve shit like Rico
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Thats when I caught a Vision like Coleco
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A high-post ho, a perfect way for me to keep dough
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Huh, have her sellin ass on Bronson Ave and Pico
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[Verse 3: Kurupt]
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At the hotel, motel, or the Holiday Inn (Say what, nigga?)
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I said if that bitch keep fuckin up (Beotch) then well fuck her friends
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I said I dip, dive, what can I say?
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Niggas need to stop fuckin with O.J
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Some niggas bang Blood, some niggas bang Crip
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And bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
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I had a dream of hoes, I had to screen my hoes
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I seen my hoes in all kinds of clothes
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Lil Almond Joy, I truly enjoy
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If you blew my balls right through my drawers
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Come back to the mansion, chill at the spot
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From the way she was blowin, I know she does it a lot
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I have a eight-and-a-half, nine-and-three-quarters
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The ho started callin when I started boss ballin
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Gimme some head, gimme some ass (Uh-huh)
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Gimme some cash, pass it to Daz
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Pass it to Snoop, or pass it to Nate
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See hoes eat dick like eggs and steak
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It aint shit new, I thought you knew (What?)
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I knew you would, you wish you could
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Break a G down, break me down
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But Ima see you on the rebound (What what?), D.P. style
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[Chorus]
~#**************#~
Now this, this is one of them occasions
~#**************#~
Where the homies not doin it right
~#**************#~
I mean he found him a ho that he like
~#**************#~
But you cant make a ho a housewife
~#**************#~
And when it all boils down you gonna find in the end
~#**************#~
A bitch is a bitch, but a Dogg is a mans best friend
~#**************#~
So what? You found you a ho that you like
~#**************#~
But you cant make a ho a housewife (Wife)
~#**************#~
[Outro]
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Half-dead
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Lil Half-dead the one who jumped out to see ol Snoop Dogg on lookout boys
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Hes going to be more than half dead if he dont fill my motherfucking drink up
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Ill fill your motherfucking mouth up
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Hahahahaha
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I dont think so
