No, oh-oh
~#**************#~
Is it true
~#**************#~
What they say of you?
~#**************#~
[Chorus]
~#**************#~
Gonna call the president
~#**************#~
Gonna call a private eye
~#**************#~
Gonna get the IRS
~#**************#~
Gonna need the FBI
~#**************#~
[Post-Chorus]
~#**************#~
Theres not anymore that I can do
~#**************#~
[Verse 1]
~#**************#~
All the reasons that you gave, Id follow you
~#**************#~
To when youd lead and if thatd be the end of time, its true
~#**************#~
Wouldnt be the first time I been wrong
~#**************#~
Wouldnt be the last Im sure Ive known
~#**************#~
Through all the rumors, I could tell
~#**************#~
Some things didnt work so well
~#**************#~
Well, anyway, it feels the same
~#**************#~
[Verse 2]
~#**************#~
When you first told me you were gone
~#**************#~
So long ago, but I still held on
~#**************#~
Through all the motions, the love, and the sex
~#**************#~
And thats the truth and heres the worst yet
~#**************#~
Wouldnt even matter the things that Id say
~#**************#~
You made your mind up and gone, anyway
~#**************#~
And theres no use now in draggin it on
~#**************#~
Shoulda seen it comin all along
~#**************#~
[Guitar Solo]
~#**************#~
[Pre-Chorus]
~#**************#~
Well, its true
~#**************#~
Oh, I had my doubts of you, oh-oh
~#**************#~
[Chorus]
~#**************#~
Gonna call the president
~#**************#~
Gonna call myself a private eye
~#**************#~
Gonna need the IRS
~#**************#~
Gonna get the FBI
~#**************#~
Gonna make this a federal case
~#**************#~
Gonna wave it right down in your face
~#**************#~
Read it, baby, with your morning news
~#**************#~
With a sweet hangover and the headlines, too, now
~#**************#~
[Bridge]
~#**************#~
Ah, ah
~#**************#~
[Verse 3]
~#**************#~
I bet you think Im doin this all for my health
~#**************#~
I shoulda looked again, dated somebody else
~#**************#~
Feelin like Ive done way more than wrong
~#**************#~
Feelin like Im livin inside of this song
~#**************#~
Feelin like Im just too tired to care
~#**************#~
Feelin like Ive done more than my share
~#**************#~
Couldnt be the way that Ive carried on
~#**************#~
Like a broken record for so long
~#**************#~
And I do, ooh-ooh
~#**************#~
[Chorus]
~#**************#~
Gonna call the president
~#**************#~
Gonna call a private eye
~#**************#~
Gonna get the IRS
~#**************#~
Gonna need myself the FBI
~#**************#~
[Bridge]
~#**************#~
Ooh, what shall I do
~#**************#~
If I gave my heart to you? Oh
~#**************#~
Its such a crime, you know its true
~#**************#~
[Guitar Solo]
~#**************#~
Oh
~#**************#~
[Chorus]
~#**************#~
Gonna call the president
~#**************#~
Gonna get myself a private eye
~#**************#~
Ooh, gonna need the IRS
~#**************#~
Gonna get the FBI
~#**************#~
Gonna make it a federal case
~#**************#~
Gonna wave it right down in your face
~#**************#~
Read it, baby, with your morning news
~#**************#~
With a sweet hangover and the headlines, too
~#**************#~
[Outro]
~#**************#~
Theres not any more that I can do