[Chorus]
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Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im back)
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Im back (Im back), Im back (Slim Shady!)
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Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im back)
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Im back (Im back), Im back (Slim Shady!)
~#**************#~
Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im back)
~#**************#~
Im back (Im back), Im back (Slim Shady!)
~#**************#~
Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im back)
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Im back (Im back), Im back (Slim Shady-Shady!)
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[Verse 1]
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I murder a rhyme, one word at a time
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You never heard of a mind as perverted as mine
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You better get rid of that 9, it aint gonna help
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What goods it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?
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Im waitin for Hell, like Hell, shit, Im anxious as Hell
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Manson, youre safe in that cell, be thankful its jail
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I used to be my mommys little angel at twelve
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Thirteen, I was puttin shells in a gauge on a shelf
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I used to get punked and bullied on my block
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‘Til I cut a kittens head off and stuck it in this kids mailbox
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(Hey Ma, Ma!)
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I used to give a fuck, now I could give a fuck less
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What do I think of success? It sucks, too much press
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Im stressed, too much cess, depressed, too upset
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Its just too much mess, I guess I must just blew up quick (Yes)
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Grew up quick (No), was raised right
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Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I says right
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You think of my name now whenever you say, “Hi”
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Became a commodity cause Im W-H-I-
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T-E, cause MTV was so friendly to me
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Cant wait til Kim sees me
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Now, is it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect?
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Read my lips, bitch! What, my mouth isnt workin?
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You hear this finger? Oh, its upside down
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Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now
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[Chorus]
~#**************#~
Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im back)
~#**************#~
Im back (Im back), Im back (Slim Shady!)
~#**************#~
Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im back)
~#**************#~
Im back (Im back), Im back (Slim Shady!)
~#**************#~
Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im back)
~#**************#~
Im back (Im back), Im back (Slim Shady!)
~#**************#~
Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Shady!)
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Im back (Im back), Im back (Slim Shady!)
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[Verse 2]
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I take each individual degenerates head and reach into it
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Just to see if hes influenced by me, if he listens to music
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And if he feeds into this shit, hes an innocent victim
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And becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe
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(*Scratches*) My name is Slim Shady
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I been crazy way before radio didnt play me
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The sensational (*scratch*), “Back is the incredible!”
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With Ken Kaniff, who just finds the men edible
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Its Ken Kaniff on the Internet
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Tryin to lure your kids with him into bed (Uh)
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Its a sick world we live in these days
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“Slim, for Petes sakes, put down Christopher Reeves legs!” (“Oh, oh, oh, oh!”)
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Geez, you guys are so sensitive
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“Slim, its a touchy subject, try and just dont mention it”
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Mind with no sense in it, fried schizophrenic whose eyes get so squinted
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Im blind from smoke in em with my windows tinted
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With nine limos rented, doin lines of coke in em
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With a bunch of guys hoppin out, all high and indo-scented
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And thats where I get my name from
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Thats why they call me—
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[Chorus]
~#**************#~
They call me Slim Shady (Im back)
~#**************#~
Im back (Im back), Im back (Slim Shady!)
~#**************#~
Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im back)
~#**************#~
Im back (Im back), Im back (Slim Shady!)
~#**************#~
Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im back)
~#**************#~
Im back (Im back), Im back (Slim Shady!)
~#**************#~
Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im back)
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Im back (Im back), Im back (Back) (Slim Shady!)
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[Verse 3]
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I take seven {kids} from {Columbine}, stand em all in line
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Add an AK-47, a revolver, a .9
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A MAC-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
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And thats a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time (Ahh-! Ahh-ahh-!)
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‘Cause Im Shady, they call me as crazy
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As the world was over this whole Y2K thing
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And by the way, NSYNC, why do they sing?
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Am I the only one who realizes they stink?
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Should I dye my hair pink and care what yall think
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Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?
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Its why I tend to block out when I hear things
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‘Cause all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring (Ahh!)
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So I just throw up a middle finger and let it linger
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Longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina
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‘Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
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Itd be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy, you know this
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Im sorry, Puff, but I dont give a fuck
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If this chick was my own mother, Id still fuck her with no rubber
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And cum inside her and have a son and a new brother
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At the same time and just say that it aint mine—whats my name?
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[Chorus]
~#**************#~
Im Slim Shady (*scratch*- Slim, Im back)
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Im back (Im back), Im back
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Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im back)
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Im back (*scratch*- Im back), Im back (Im- *scratch*- Im back) (Slim Shady!)
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Thats why they call me Slim Shady (*scratches* Slim, Im back)
~#**************#~
Im back (Im back), Im back
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They call me Slim Shady (Im back)
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Im back (*scratch* Im back), Im back
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[Outro]
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Guess whos b-back, back
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Gue-gue-guess whos back (Hi, Mom!)
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{*scratch*} Guess whos back
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{*scratch*} Gue— {*scratch*} guess whos back
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D-12 {*scratch*} guess whos back
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Gue, gue-gue-gue, guess whos back
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Dr. Dre {*scratch*} guess whos back
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Back back {*scratch*} back {*scratch*}
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Slim Shady, 2001
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Im blew out from this blunt (*sighs*) fuck