[Chorus: Tech N9ne]
~#**************#~
(Threw her in the trunk)
~#**************#~
Was tryin to smash, get her cash
~#**************#~
But her mouth was hella fast, so I threw her ass (In the trunk!)
~#**************#~
And even though she had a big plump rump
~#**************#~
I threw her in and let the beat bump
~#**************#~
(Threw her in the trunk!)
~#**************#~
(Threw her in the trunk)
~#**************#~
Was tryin to smash, get her cash
~#**************#~
But her mouth was hella fast, so I threw her ass (In the trunk!)
~#**************#~
And even though she had a big plump rump
~#**************#~
I threw her in and let the beat bump
~#**************#~
(Threw her in the trunk!)
~#**************#~
[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]
~#**************#~
2K11, ridin solo
~#**************#~
In the Benz on twins hella low pro
~#**************#~
Slangin CDs out the trunk for mo dough
~#**************#~
My mojo said, “a thick bitch” so I go slow
~#**************#~
I pull it over tryin to get up on her bumper
~#**************#~
Wantin to crunch her so I said, “baby my new CD is a slumper”
~#**************#~
Itll make the trunk thunder, girl your rump give me lumber
~#**************#~
Up under the sheets I can put you in a real deep slumber
~#**************#~
But she said fuck Tecca N9na didnt feel her
~#**************#~
Did everything within my power not to kill her
~#**************#~
Disrespectful bitch I really wish that I can grill her
~#**************#~
Light on my head that said put her in the trunk man you can steal her
~#**************#~
I put the hater bitch in a headlock, she flippin out
~#**************#~
I pop the trunk she crunk but I aint bout to chicken out
~#**************#~
Im sick and tired of bein nice and lettin shit go by
~#**************#~
She said fuck that Tech N9ne bullshit so I
~#**************#~
[Chorus: Tech N9ne]
~#**************#~
(Threw her in the trunk)
~#**************#~
Was tryin to smash, get her cash
~#**************#~
But her mouth was hella fast, so I threw her ass (In the trunk!)
~#**************#~
And even though she had a big plump rump
~#**************#~
I threw her in and let the beat bump
~#**************#~
(Threw her in the trunk!)
~#**************#~
(Threw her in the trunk)
~#**************#~
Was tryin to smash, get her cash
~#**************#~
But her mouth was hella fast, so I threw her ass (In the trunk!)
~#**************#~
And even though she had a big plump rump
~#**************#~
I threw her in and let the beat bump
~#**************#~
(Threw her in the trunk!)
~#**************#~
[Verse 2: Tech N9ne]
~#**************#~
Im bumpin everything that beat like gangsta shap
~#**************#~
I bangs the rap, in her ear til she gives thanks to that
~#**************#~
Never take a prisoner where you hang your hat
~#**************#~
Ima roll around with her in the trunk
~#**************#~
Poppin that Tech N9ne slump til the little bitch faint collapse
~#**************#~
Ima roll to Topeka
~#**************#~
Tecca N9nall reach her if I gotta double back to Eureka
~#**************#~
Crispy flows through my tweeters
~#**************#~
Bumpin “This Ring” when I roll through Attica
~#**************#~
Wait a minute I think this bitch is trying to kick a hole through my speakers
~#**************#~
Get my gun then I open the trunk and said
~#**************#~
[Interlude: Tech N9ne]
~#**************#~
Get out the god damn trunk, get on the ground! Take off your god damn belt!
~#**************#~
Put em on your ankles, Ima tie up your wrist myself! (Okay, okay)
~#**************#~
I just wanted to drink and show you what the dongll do!
~#**************#~
BITCH! The hell wrong with you?
~#**************#~
[Bridge: Tech N9ne]
~#**************#~
Ayy, the hot sex was not slam dunked
~#**************#~
Rolled for hours then I stopped right off Van Brunt
~#**************#~
When a bitch talkin crazy like a lost mans chump
~#**************#~
Short say “I throw a bitch in the god damn trunk!”
~#**************#~
[Chorus: Tech N9ne]
~#**************#~
(Threw her in the trunk)
~#**************#~
Was tryin to smash, get her cash
~#**************#~
But her mouth was hella fast, so I threw her ass (In the trunk!)
~#**************#~
And even though she had a big plump rump
~#**************#~
I threw her in and let the beat bump
~#**************#~
(Threw her in the trunk!)
~#**************#~
(Threw her in the trunk)
~#**************#~
Was tryin to smash, get her cash
~#**************#~
But her mouth was hella fast, so I threw her ass (In the trunk!)
~#**************#~
And even though she had a big plump rump
~#**************#~
I threw her in and let the beat bump
~#**************#~
(Threw her in the trunk!)
~#**************#~
[Verse 3: Tech N9ne]
~#**************#~
Hours turned to days, days turned to weeks
~#**************#~
Had to drill holes in the trunk so she can drink and eat
~#**************#~
Whatever I stuffed through the holes hot dogs and ho-hoes
~#**************#~
Kidnapped on the low low, spoke no mo oh no go slow, there the po-po
~#**************#~
I gotta ditch this bitch with the quickness
~#**************#~
Man I just remembered this benzo is lifted
~#**************#~
From Swope Park, thats where Im bout to go dart, let her know art
~#**************#~
For the evil bitch and the brainless witch with no heart, it got so dark
~#**************#~
[Interlude: Newswoman]
~#**************#~
Police are still looking for 21 year old Crystal Nelson
~#**************#~
Who has been missing since last Sunday
~#**************#~
Friends and family told police that they thought this was
~#**************#~
Yet another one of Crystals weekend excursions
~#**************#~
But after all this time, theyre still worried sick
~#**************#~
[Verse 4: Tech N9ne]
~#**************#~
Its been fun momma, fed her my catalog like Adderall
~#**************#~
Fucked up in the trunk with rump is how I had her yall
~#**************#~
In a ditch, walked back to the trunk, wicked is how I sounded
~#**************#~
Whispered, “Bet that you love Tech N9ne now, bitch”
~#**************#~
(Threw her in the trunk!)
~#**************#~
[Outro: Police officer]
~#**************#~
I think Ive found the missing Mercedes here in Swope Park-uh
~#**************#~
In a ditch near shelter five
~#**************#~
Its kinda appears the car is still running-uhm
~#**************#~
Music playing, Im approaching the car now
~#**************#~
Let me turn down the music
~#**************#~
(Not stand so, til that day Im just gon protect my fam with ammo)
~#**************#~
Ima go ahead pop the trunk
~#**************#~
Theres an African-American female in the trunk shes been tied up and appears to be delirious
~#**************#~
It could be the girl thats missing from last week
~#**************#~
(Tech Tech N9ne N9ne Tech Tech N9ne N9ne)
~#**************#~
(Tech Tech N9ne N9ne Tech Tech N9ne N9ne)
~#**************#~
(Tech Tech N9ne N9ne Tech Tech N9ne N9ne)
~#**************#~
(Threw her in the trunk)
~#**************#~
Heheheheh..
