[Intro: Bill Murray & Mac Miller]
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Theyve got the best equipment that money can buy. Hell, every team theyre sending over here has their own personal masseuse. Not masseur, masseuse. But, it doesnt matter! Do you know that every mohawk competitor has electrocardiogram, blood and urine tests, every forty-eight hours to see if theres any change in his physical condition? Do you know that they use the most sophisticated training methods from the Soviet Union, East and West Germany and the newest Olympic power, Trinidad & Tobago? But it doesnt matter! It just doesnt matter! It just doesnt matter! I tell you it just doesnt matter! It just doesnt matter! It just doesnt matter! It just doesnt matter! It just doesnt matter! It just doesnt matter! It just doesnt matter! Even if we win… if we win, ha! Even if we win! Even if we play so far over our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days, even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field, even if every man, woman, and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldnt matter!
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Yeah, yeah
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Um, um
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[Verse 1: Mac Miller]
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Jumpin out the Camino
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Just left the gas station, smell like Hot Cheetos
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Recordin soft-core on her Tivo
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Ma, the meatloaf
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Re-smoke, got a vegan bitch in the Peace Corp
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All she ever do is ask me what I eat meat for—hold up, pause
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Always over the quota, boss
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Wake up in polo, sleep in Lacoste
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Travel across the world, but that didnt phase me
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Couple people that I know that happen to play me
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Once they start to realize that Im actually crazy
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Shit, Im actually crazy, um, and
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Qs phone gettin blown up by Lyor Cohen
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Christian Dior, nothin Im ownin
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Go to Hawaii, fuck with Samoans
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Get faded and sleep in the oceans
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[Interlude: Mac Miller]
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Keep it in motion
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Im rollin (It in motion)
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, Im rollin
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Keep it in motion
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Im rollin, yeah
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[Verse 2: Mac Miller & Delusional Thomas]
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And your bitch wearin elbow pads
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Sell her pussy over Melrose Ave
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Ive been to hell and back tryna get attached to my better half
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Never that, the smiles so gone, so bring the coke on
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Im higher than Voltron, with a bunch of gold on
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Caucasians still love me like my name was Michael Bolton
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Hold on, do you fuckin dirty like the soap gone
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Froze on, its bone chillin, colder than the Popes secrets
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Older than Capones demons, comin from a place where there was no Jesus
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Walkin bo-hemoth, I increase the feces
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‘Cause shit real, fly into your windshield and get killed
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Buggin out, had it all, Im nothin now
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I just gave it away
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Fuck a label, Cain and Abel, put a name to a face
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Um, yeah, I bust your speakers with some bullshit rap
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Im on drugs, all my new shit wack, remember that
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I aint shit but a fraud
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But everyone I know aint nothin to a god
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But everyone I know aint nothin to God
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[Outro]
