Part I: Skit
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[Skit:]
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“Someones in the kitchen with Dinah. Hey! Hello? Who is it??”
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“BOY SCOUTS!”
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“Oh no! Dont you know not to ever disturb a woman when shes cooking her favorite recipe?!”
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“Hey lady, look. This a jack move!”
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“Fried chicken, pork chop, chitlins, collard greens… Whats wrong with you, eh? I have to get back to the kitchen. My cabbage is burning.”
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“Yeah, I want the cabbage and your collard greens. All of it. Right now.”
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“Besides, youre making me miss my favorite episode Fear Factor! I wonder if the ribs are done. You boys want to know chefs favorite recipe for musicals?”
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“I dont wanna know no chef recipe?! Go ‘head. Get the pump! Gon and get the pump.”
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“Well I tell you. You take a half a teaspoon of Mary J. and Ciara with a dash of Slick Rick.”
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“Yeah, yeah, he gon come back with the burner. Yeah, Imma stick– Yeah… Okay. Well, you play. Play!” “Im back. Oh Im back!” “Now what now!”
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“Its easy as 1-2-3 play. Next, you mix Rhemario and Quran in a Bangladesh style bowl to make some Nisan Stew(art). Mix some Campbells soup…”
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“And then???”
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“…I prefer Warryn style myself personally, Add a pinch of Fantasia…”
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“And THEN???”
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“…with a Grand sized Puba, then you sprinkle one Scoop Fatman throughout to add flavor and a dab of Soul Diggaz
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Then you throw a tablespoon of Timbaland and half a Neptune smothered in hot Scott Storch dressing.”
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“We gon smother you in some hot sauce. Whatever you said.”
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“…and you serve with a side order of Mike Jones.”
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“Mike Jones?” “Who?” “Mike Jones!”
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“Its best served with a cold St. Nick brew, whichever you prefer. And there you have it kiddies. This is my perfect recipe for a delicious meal. Enjoyyyyyyyyyyy!”
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Part II: Joy
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[Intro: Missy Elliott]
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Joy
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Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
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Joy
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[*SpeaknSpell vowel sounds*]
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Joy
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Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh – so sick!
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Joy
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Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
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[*SpeaknSpell vowel sounds*]
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[Verse 1: Missy Elliott]
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Timbo, what they do
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They try to be like Missy but they have no clue
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On how Im spittin over beats the way I move
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I move so smooth in my shell toe shoes
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Now put the needle on the record, shownprove
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Since ninety-two I came to win and never lose
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They try to stop a chubby chick from comin through
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My belly out and sellin out these venues
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My skills, will fulfill, those who drink booze
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My attitude is super cool like Im subdued
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And those who fake I take on you and your dudes
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I rule the streets I break em down with no tools
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And Misdemeanor give the finger to yall fools (HOLLA!)
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Whoever doubted that Im bout it check the news
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And if you snooze on me this year your ass will lose
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Cause I will bruise, my loose screws is like ooh
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When I come out, get your release dates moved
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[Hook: Missy Elliott]
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This year yall gon all lose sleep
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I break em off somethin, break em off somethin
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[Scratched] This year yall gon all lose sleep
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This year yall gon all lose sleep, when I
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Break em off somethin, break em off somethin
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(Big shout out to Timbaland!)
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This year you hear a real MC, when I
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Break break b-b-break break break…
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[Verse 2: Missy Elliott]
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I flow over a beat that make a chick weave blow
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And those who try to compete to the wall I throw
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So, I drop it low, 808 kick low
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Like oh oh-oh oh, oh oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
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Mr. Mos, this beat he compose
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While I kill the track, leave your ears decomposed
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Fake rappers, this year, your lies will be exposed
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Like oh oh-oh oh, oh Missy, steal the show-ow-ow
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Spit on breakbeats, make rappers lose sleep
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Make labels unable drop they artists on leak
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I keep em knee deep, need me, be me
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Hardly, and basically, I do it nice and slow-ow-ow
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Im slowin, the track down, so you dont miss the shit
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That Misdemeanor talkin like that chronic get you super high
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[Hook: Missy Elliott, Mike Jones]
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This year yall gon all lose sleep
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I break em off somethin, break em off somethin
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This year you hear a real MC
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[Scratch] Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
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This year yall gon all lose sleep, when I (Mike Jones! Who?)
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Break em off somethin, break em off somethin (Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones!)
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This year you hear a real MC (Geyeah!)
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Break em off somethin, break em off somethin
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[Verse 3: Mike Jones]
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See Im a pimp thats on my grind, I hustle like all the time
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I speak whats on my mind, my teethll make you blind
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My heatll lay you down, whenever you come around
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Forsaken out there mistreated your lifell be deleted
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Cause I dont play dat, you know I dont play dat
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Wherever you talkin noise is where you gon lay at
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Im supa dupa fly like Missy Missy
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Before the fame majors used to diss me
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But now Im on top, Im hot I cant stop
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Before my deal came my shows was sold out
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House been on the hill, diamonds been in my grill
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Im trill like U.G.K., you know I keep it real
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Im who, Mike Jones, WHO? Mike Jones
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WHO? Mike Jones and I cant be cloned
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2-8-1, 3-3-oh, 8-zero-zero-fo
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Thats my cell phone number, hit me on the low
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I got
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[Outro: Missy Elliott]
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Hold up, I see a lot of folks in here sittin round like your shoes too tight
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If you wear a size 10, dont cram yo shit up in a size 6 ladies
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Be proud of yo big-ass feet
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We came to party up in this bitch
