[Intro: Eminem & Kim]
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Aw, look at daddys baby girl
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Thats daddys baby, little sleepy head
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Yesterday I changed your diaper
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Wiped you and powdered you
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How did you get so big?
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Cant believe it, now youre two
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Baby, youre so precious, daddys so proud of you
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Sit down, bitch! You move again, Ill beat the shit out of you! (Okay!)
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[Verse 1: Eminem & Kim]
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Dont make me wake this baby
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She dont need to see what Im bout to do
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Quit crying, bitch! Why do you always make me shout at you?
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How could you just leave me and love him out the blue?
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Oh, whats the matter, Kim? Am I too loud for you?
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Too bad, bitch! Youre gonna finally hear me out this time!
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At first Im like, “Aight, you wanna throw me out? Thats fine”
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But not for him to take my place, are you out your mind?
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This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine
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How could you let him sleep in our bed?! Look it, Kim
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Look at your husband now! (No!) I said look at him
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He aint so hot now, is he? Little punk
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(Why are you doing this?!) Shut the fuck up! (Youre drunk!)
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(Youre never gonna get away with this) You think I give a fuck?
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Come on! Were going for a ride, bitch! (No!) Sit up front
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(We cant just leave Hailie alone, what if she wakes up?)
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Well be right back, well, I will, youll be in the trunk
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[Chorus: Eminem]
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So long, bitch, you did me so wrong
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I dont wanna go on
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Living in this world without you
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So long, bitch, you did me so wrong
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I dont wanna go on
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Living in this world without you
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[Verse 2: Eminem & Kim]
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You really fucked me, Kim, you really did a number on me
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Never knew me cheatin on you would come back to haunt me
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But we was kids then, Kim, I was only eighteen
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That was years ago, I thought we wiped the slate clean
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Thats fucked up! (I love you) Oh God, my brain is racin
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(I love you) What are you doing? Change the station
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I hate this song! Does this look like a big joke? (No)
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Theres a **** year old little ****
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Laying dead with a slit throat, in your living room
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Haha! What, you think Im kiddin you?
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You loved him, didnt you? (No)
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Bullshit, you bitch! Dont fuckin lie to me
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What the fucks this guys problem on the side of me?
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Fuck you, asshole! Yeah, bite me
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Kim? Kim! Why dont you like me?
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You think Im ugly, dont you? (Its not that) No, you think Im ugly
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(Baby) Get the fuck away from me! Dont touch me
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I hate you! I hate you! I swear to God, I hate you
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Oh my God, I love you How the fuck could you do this to me?
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(Im sorry) How the fuck could you do this to me?
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[Chorus: Eminem]
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So long, bitch, you did me so wrong
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I dont wanna go on
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Living in this world without you
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So long, bitch, you did me so wrong
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I dont wanna go on
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Living in this world without you
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[Verse 3: Eminem & Kim]
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Come on, get out! (I cant! Im scared)
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I said get out, bitch! (Let go of my hair! Please dont do this, baby! Please! I love you! Look, we can just take Hailie and leave)
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Fuck you
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You did this to us! You did it! Its your fault
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“Oh my God, Im crackin up” Get a grip, Marshall
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Hey, ‘member the time we went to Brians party
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And you were, like, so drunk that you threw up all over Archie?
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That was funny, wasnt it? (Yes)
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That was funny, wasnt it? (Yes)
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See, it all makes sense, doesnt it?
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You and your husband have a fight, one of you tries to grab a knife
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And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adams apple sliced (No)
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And while this is going on, his son just woke up
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And he walks in, she panics, and he gets his throat cut
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(Oh my God) So now they both dead
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And you slash your own throat (No)
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So now its double homicide and suicide with no note
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I shoulda known better when you started to act weird
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We couldve—, hey, where you going? Get back here
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You cant run from me, Kim! Its just us, nobody else
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Youre only making this harder on yourself
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Ha-ha, gotcha! Go ahead, yell
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Here, Ill scream with you, “Ah! Somebody help”
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Dont you get it, bitch? No one can hear you
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Now shut the fuck up, and get whats comin to you
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You were supposed to love me
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Now bleed, bitch, bleed! Bleed, bitch, bleed! Bleed!
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[Chorus: Eminem]
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So long, bitch, you did me so wrong
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I dont wanna go on
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Living in this world without you
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So long, bitch, you did me so wrong
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I dont wanna go on
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Living in this world without you
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*crickets, traffic, and trunk closing*
