Hit me
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(Yeah)
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Alright
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[Verse 1]
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When I got up this mornin, I rolled out of bed (Yeah)
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I felt like this dog whos been kicked in the head (Ouch)
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Checked out my mail, there was this letter that read
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[Refrain]
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It said, “Love for sale, love for sale”
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[Verse 2]
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I picked up the phone, at everyone I could
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I let my fingers do the walkin through the telephone book
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You cant catch a fish if you aint got the hook (Hook, yeah)
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[Refrain]
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I say no, love for sale, love for sale
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[Verse 3]
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Well, send up a signal and throw me a line
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Somebody explain this funny Valentine
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It might not be legal but it sure aint a crime
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Bein one step from crazy, bein two steps behind
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I called Lieutenant Columbo from my TV set
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I tried the Dating Game, I havent found her yet
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Im hopin that she lookin like a Penthouse Pet
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[Refrain]
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(Say, hey) Love for sale, yeah, love for sale
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[Guitar Solo]
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(One more time)
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[Verse 4]
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Well we been living together, yeah, through years
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Two hours, twenty minutes, maybe four hundred beers
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She says, “You cant shop for love when youre shoppin at Sears”
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[Refrain]
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Love for sale, hey, love for sale
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[Verse 5]
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I guess I learned my lesson, it was easy to see
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Well, my old lady, she played this joke on me
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I never looked where I forgot it to be
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[Refrain]
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There for sale, l-l-love for sale
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[Bridge]
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Love for sale
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Hey, love for sale (Got some love for sale, man)
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Uh-uh, love for sale
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My old lady locked it up (Your old lady really did that to you?)
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Love for sale, yeah
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[Guitar Solo]
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(Ill start playin the blues for you, man)
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I got the blues
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You should see her mama, ha
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Wanna talk about the blues
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[Refrain]
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(Love for sale, hey) And her big brothers
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(Love for sale, hey) They locked my ass up one night
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(Love for sale, hey)
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(I got love for sale) He brought a shotgun with him
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[Interlude]
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Hahahaha, is that what that was?
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(That was a shotgun wedding right here) Uh-huh
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Somebody get me a drink, ha
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[Harmonica Solo]
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(Oh, get that, now)
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[Outro]
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Aw-aw, Rich
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(Uh-oh)
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I gotta go
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(How come, man)
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I gotta go home, hahahaha
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(You gotta go home to that woman?)
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I dunno why, I gotta go home, man
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Thats, just let, just lets, lets just say that the records done, okay?
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(Ooh-whoo)
~#**************#~
(Love for sale)
