[Intro]
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Jay Sean, versus Jay Sean
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Me against myself
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And there aint no chorus
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So just listen
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Mentor
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[singing Jay Sean]
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Oh, girl, you look so beautiful
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With that moonlight shinin on you
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I wanna hold you
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I wanna touch you, and squeeze you
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And love you, all night long, baby girl
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[rapping Jay Sean]
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Yo… Ive heard it before, so save all the clichés
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I really cant believe theres no talent around these days
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Jay Sean with the same old shit
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Talkin about, baby girl that and baby girl this
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I seen you dancin around with the girl in your vid
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Poutin at the camera, smilin with the cheesiest grin (pssh!)
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What the deal? Whatever happened to keepin it real?
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Back in the day when you was rappin, before the time of your deal (uhh!)
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And now that you got signed, well, its clear and its simple
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Youre only making music that you pretend that you into (haha)
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Come on! “Dance with You” was never a hit fool!
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And what the hell is takin you so long with your next single?!
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(Fix up!)
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Fix up! Its been about six months
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And insults are everywhere
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Even your own fans think your shit sucks
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(“I dont like Jay Sean”)
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And I know that you pretend to ignore them
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Its gotta hurt when youre even gettin dissed on your own forum (pssh!)
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Yeah, Ive done my research, back when you started fool
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Back when people thought you was the genuine article
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Genuine my ass, youre just a wack imitation
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The only thing different about you is the fact that youre Asian!
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[singing Jay Sean]
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(Well well…) Well I guess it mustve helped a bit
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The fact that everything has an Asian twist
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Including, music, I guess we cornered it
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Im surprised that Simon Cowell hadnt thought of it
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And theres, issues that I find myself faced with
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Bein pigeonholed and accused of imitatin
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Its a struggle and its so frustratin
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Tellin me Im tryna be the Asian Craig David
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[rapping Jay Sean]
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(haha!) And I bet that just had you in tears
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Wasnt that the reason you ended up shavin your beard?
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I guess you couldnt take the way that people would mock that
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So it was, off with the jawline and goodbye to the sock hat
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But you still bit your style with the fast singing
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On verse two with “Dance with You”
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Now you wonder why the critics slander you!
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[singing Jay Sean]
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(ohhh! woahhh!) Well, you say you done your research, baby
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You didnt look hard enough, it needs updatin
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If you think that Im copyin Craig
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Listen to my 1994 demo tape
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I was fast rappin and singin like back in the day
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Back in the Fu-Schnickens and Big L phase
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[rapping Jay Sean]
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Whatever, it seems you sold your soul to the game
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Youre a fake, cause Jay Sean aint even your name (hahaha!)
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So howd you come up with that? It aint unique after all
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What are you? Like a cross between Jay-Z and Sean Paul?
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Youre better off with the name you was born
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You little pansy, you really should have been called gay porn
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So which ones your lover? Rishi Rich or Juggy D?
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Probably Rishi, he sees you as his bitch, doesnt he?
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Wasnt he the one responsible for launchin your career?
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Like a while ago, Im talkin like well over a year
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You were studyin medicine then, but you quit that now
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To do music, how the hell you manage to flip that round?
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And howd you tell your parents
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You know how shit that sounds?
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“Mummy, Daddy, I want to be a pop star!”
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“Sit back down!”
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[singing Jay Sean]
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But nevertheless, I quit, well ahead of the rest
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Had my eyes on a goal and I wouldnt settle for less
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[rapping Jay Sean]
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Whatchu you mean?
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You only got where you are cause of a gimmick
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The whole Indian thing was big and you were luckily in it
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And dont be upset if people dont come to your shows
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Theyre not allowed out cause half of your fans are eleven year olds
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(“Jay Sean! Jay Sean!”)
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Wow, big deal so you got to number 12
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Im not surprised If your mum bought half the copies herself (haha!)
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You know what? Im tired man, Im sick, Im bored of you
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Run off you little puppet, I hear Rishi Rich callin you!
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[singing Jay Sean]
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(huh!) I guess you talk the talk but you were rappin for years
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And it was me who got your foot in the door
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It seems that your ego has been sufferin blows
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‘Cause you only get heard when you guest appear on my shows
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Im not phased, if it wasnt for me
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You wouldnt be on this track in the first place!
