[Intro] ~#**************#~ Oh my goodness, what have I done? ~#**************#~ Oh no, I cant believe it ~#**************#~ Its like Ive got the whole world in my palm ~#**************#~ And Im ready to (Drop bombs) ~#**************#~ [Verse 1] ~#**************#~ Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca ~#**************#~ Its the village in New York, right next to the Tribeca ~#**************#~ Thats my sector, homosexual dissector ~#**************#~ Come again, rewind selector ~#**************#~ I said, “Nice rectum,” I had a vi-sectomy Hector ~#**************#~ So you cant get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya ~#**************#~ Hannibal Lecter into guy sex and I bet ya ~#**************#~ I tantalize ya and in less than five seconds I get ya ~#**************#~ They say once bitten then twice shy, well Im next to the guy ~#**************#~ With nine ecstasy pills and five extra ~#**************#~ Boxes of ripped condoms in quantities, why yes sir ~#**************#~ I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser ~#**************#~ Thats my kind of vibe, what else should I try, Lester? ~#**************#~ Drop-kick the bitch before her second trimester ~#**************#~ Perform the home abortion with Dexter, then I guess Ill ~#**************#~ Dig her fetus out with a wire hanger, then digest her ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ I guess its time for you to hate me again ~#**************#~ Lets begin, now hand me the pen ~#**************#~ How should I begin it and where does it all end? ~#**************#~ The world is just my medicine ball, youre all in ~#**************#~ I said, I guess its time for you to hate me again ~#**************#~ Lets begin, now hand me the pen ~#**************#~ How should I begin it and where does it all end? ~#**************#~ My medicine ball, youre in my medicine ball, friends ~#**************#~ [Verse 2] ~#**************#~ All my Westside bitches throw it up ~#**************#~ Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef, and blow it up ~#**************#~ Man, I think that he just fell off the deep end, showin up ~#**************#~ So you better change the station to keep from throwing up ~#**************#~ Man, you seen it all before, youre all too familiar with it ~#**************#~ Theres a penis on the floor and two balls, so you know who did it ~#**************#~ You know you with it, girl, dont front, oh no, you didnt ~#**************#~ I wont rape all the Pussycat Dolls? Nicole, you kiddin? ~#**************#~ Ill pee on Rihanna, see man, I do what I wanna ~#**************#~ Spray perfume in the sauna room, crazy-gluin Madonna ~#**************#~ To the La-Z-Boy sofa, fold her in two, then sit on her ~#**************#~ Imagine the visual for that, man, who wouldve thought I ~#**************#~ Could ever be such a relentless prick, unleashing his vengeance ~#**************#~ But the chicks so old, she looks like she outlived a life sentence ~#**************#~ I never meant this rhyme to be so offensive ~#**************#~ If you werent so defensive, it wouldnt be, youre so sensitive ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ I guess its time for you to hate me again ~#**************#~ Lets begin, now hand me the pen ~#**************#~ How should I begin it and where does it all end? ~#**************#~ The world is just my medicine ball, youre all in ~#**************#~ I said, I guess its time for you to hate me again ~#**************#~ Lets begin, now hand me the pen ~#**************#~ How should I begin it and where does it all end? ~#**************#~ My medicine ball, youre in my medicine ball, friends ~#**************#~ [Verse 3] ~#**************#~ Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand ~#**************#~ Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quicksand ~#**************#~ Here, you need a hand, big man? Grab hold of this branch ~#**************#~ With both hands, man, they dont understand, Im just a sick man ~#**************#~ Now everybodys pissed at me ~#**************#~ Like its my fault his name rhymes with so many different words, jeez ~#**************#~ So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves ~#**************#~ Wont you break it down for me and just spit the verse, please? ~#**************#~ “Eminem, Im coming to kill you *inhale* ~#**************#~ Always hated you, and I still do ~#**************#~ Youll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume *inhale* ~#**************#~ Doesnt even fit you, they dont feel you ~#**************#~ Youre taking this shit too far *inhale* ~#**************#~ Who do you think you are? Hang my suit up in the armoire ~#**************#~ Every day I hate you more and more, throw down the cardboard ~#**************#~ Lets breakdance if you think youre hardcore” ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ I guess its time for you to hate me again ~#**************#~ Lets begin, now hand me the pen ~#**************#~ How should I begin it and where does it all end? ~#**************#~ The world is just my medicine ball, youre all in ~#**************#~ I said, I guess its time for you to hate me again ~#**************#~ Lets begin, now hand me the pen ~#**************#~ How should I begin it and where does it all end? ~#**************#~ My medicine ball, youre in my medicine ball, friends (Medicine ball, friends) ~#**************#~ [Outro] ~#**************#~ The world is mine