[Produced by Dr. Dre] ~#**************#~ [Chorus: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? ~#**************#~ My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady ~#**************#~ Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? ~#**************#~ My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady ~#**************#~ Hi, my name is, what? (Excuse me) My name is, who? ~#**************#~ My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady ~#**************#~ (Can I have the attention of the class for one second?) ~#**************#~ Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? ~#**************#~ My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady ~#**************#~ [Verse 1: Eminem & Dr. Dre] ~#**************#~ Hi, kids, do you like violence? (Yeah, yeah, yeah) ~#**************#~ Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh) ~#**************#~ Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah, yeah) ~#**************#~ Try ‘cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (Huh?) ~#**************#~ My brains dead weight, Im tryna get my head straight ~#**************#~ But I cant figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Oh) ~#**************#~ And Dr. Dre said, “Slim Shady, you a basehead” (Uh-uh) ~#**************#~ “Then whys your face red? Man, you wasted” ~#**************#~ Well, since age 12, I felt like Im someone else ~#**************#~ ‘Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt ~#**************#~ Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lees tits off ~#**************#~ And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross ~#**************#~ I smoke a fat pound of grass, and fall on my ass ~#**************#~ Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast ~#**************#~ Come here, slut; “Shady, wait a minute, thats my girl, dawg” ~#**************#~ I dont give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off ~#**************#~ [Chorus: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? ~#**************#~ My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady ~#**************#~ Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? ~#**************#~ My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady ~#**************#~ Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? ~#**************#~ My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady ~#**************#~ Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? ~#**************#~ My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady ~#**************#~ [Verse 2: Eminem] ~#**************#~ My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (Shh) ~#**************#~ Thanks a lot, next semester Ill be 35 ~#**************#~ I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler ~#**************#~ And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Ow) ~#**************#~ Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up ~#**************#~ Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup ~#**************#~ Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a spaceship While theyre screaming at me, “Lets just be friends” ~#**************#~ 99 percent of my life, I was lied to ~#**************#~ I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn) ~#**************#~ I told her Id grow up to be a famous rapper ~#**************#~ Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her ~#**************#~ (Oh, thank you) ~#**************#~ You know you blew up when the women rush your stands ~#**************#~ And try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans ~#**************#~ (Ahh, ahh, ahh) ~#**************#~ This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) ~#**************#~ So I signed it, “Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole” ~#**************#~ [Chorus: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who? ~#**************#~ My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady ~#**************#~ Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? ~#**************#~ My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady ~#**************#~ Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who? ~#**************#~ My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady ~#**************#~ Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? ~#**************#~ My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady ~#**************#~ [Verse 3: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away (Get him) ~#**************#~ Dr. Dre, dont just stand there, operate ~#**************#~ Im not ready to leave, its too scary to die (Fuck that) ~#**************#~ Ill have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive ~#**************#~ (Huh, yup) ~#**************#~ Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide ~#**************#~ I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? (Go ahead) ~#**************#~ All my life I was very deprived ~#**************#~ I aint had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops) ~#**************#~ Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk ~#**************#~ I spit when I talk, Ill fuck anything that walks (Come here) ~#**************#~ When I was little, I used to get so hungry I would throw fits ~#**************#~ How you gonna breastfeed me, Mom? You aint got no tits ~#**************#~ I lay awake and strap myself in the bed ~#**************#~ With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (Bang) ~#**************#~ ‘Cause Im steamin mad (Grr) ~#**************#~ And by the way, when you see my dad (Yeah?) ~#**************#~ Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had ~#**************#~ [Chorus: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? ~#**************#~ My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady ~#**************#~ Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? ~#**************#~ My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady ~#**************#~ Hi, my name is, who? My name is, huh? ~#**************#~ My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady ~#**************#~ Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who? ~#**************#~ My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady