[Production by Rockwilder & Reggie Noble]
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[Intro]
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Yall motherfuckers buckle yall motherfuckin seatbelts
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If you need to get high, theres a mask and shit in the overhead compartment
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I cant tell yall what the weathers like cuz my radios fucked up
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And if we should experience any type of motor difficulty
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Dont panic, take one more hit off the oxygen mask
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Calmly put your hands between your legs
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And kiss your black ass goodbye!!
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[Verse 1]
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Im swift like a motherfuckin gift for Christmas
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When I send my vapors off like Halls menthalyptus
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My verbs and nouns shatter walls of underground
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Let me be blunt: I like crackin brews with bitches
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The ninety-four era I cause terror, whatEVER
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Rainin on you punks with the funk, so get your umbrellas
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My guns cruise, tennis shoes, whats happenin
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I got clapped on, now Im the one doin the clappin
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Im Flexi Wit Da Tec like Artifacts make Memorex
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Blow tape decks when Im more strapped than latex
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Felt like menopause, I make niggas act like beatches
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Yo yo that nigga Red be frontin — with they ass full of stitches
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Woo! I just dont give a FUCK
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I bite your whole nipple off, sick like sickle-cell anemia
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Travel around my curse universe
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Im droppin 98.7 degrees down to Red Alert
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Droppin the slang, Ill bust your brains with the real shit
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Come hit my blunt so I can make yall feel it
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Abuse niggas verbally so call DYFS
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Im a warrior, to the heart, but I didnt kill Cyrus
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Noorotic, my style format rocks the project
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I get as ill as chief of police on narcotics
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Give me a time and Ill free your mind and lick your
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Funky emotions, to blow your veins up with funk overdosage
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Now whos that nigga that got your crew bellin?
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Not with guns with funk when I rock tracks like Van Halen
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[Hook (2x)]
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Fuck you, Redman!
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(Motherf-, fuck you!)
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[Verse 2]
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Im in the world, with Jacobs Ladder
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Im seein a lot of happy copycat rappers actin like they got asthma
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They attackin me, they slowin they rhymes down actually
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They got factories with little dolls named after me
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But its no question my funk segment leave the whole atmosphere
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Pregnant, I take advantage of niggas like I was molesterin
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Newark New Jerseys what I represent
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Iiiiiiiyiiiihhhhh
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My brain be zoned and I phoned home to ETs home
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And to hook me up with stash spots to put my chrome in
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Whattup to Prince Street, Avon Ave I roll a spliff with
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Fat to be passed through Bedrock and Diamond District
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So what the fuck I got clapped on for my truck
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Then I laughed cause fuck the cash I just wanted my tape bag
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Fantastic fabulous my shit is fat shit
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The bomb like Elway throw bombs on John Madden
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Fuck that, lets get to the point, my shits the joint, I roast
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Motherfuckers from the East coast to the West coast
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To your breakfast toast (fuck it!)
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I got funk for days by the buckets
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PPP packs a bunch of wild motherfuckers
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[Interlude]
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Hold hold hold, wait wait wait wait
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Let me school this bitch
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Yo bitch my shit is tight, can any MC do this…
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“Whose pussy?” *woman moans*
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“Whose pussy?” *woman moans* *woman moans*…
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“Whose pussy?”
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And come back on the mic?
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[Verse 3]
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I think not, my paper make pen leave nuff ink spots
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On blocks where your punk ass still bustin off slingshots
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Talkin shit about me when Im drivin by slowly
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Sayin Im this and that when half yall punks dont even know me
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Now just for that I let your girl suck my dick from the back
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And let your moms give me cornrows on my crack
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Because Im nasty like that
