[Intro: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Yeah ~#**************#~ Definitely, definitely ~#**************#~ Definitely dope ~#**************#~ Definitely ~#**************#~ Definitely K-Mart ~#**************#~ Yeah ~#**************#~ Yeah (*Fart*) ~#**************#~ [Verse 1: Eminem] ~#**************#~ You find me offensive? ~#**************#~ I find you offensive for finding me offensive ~#**************#~ Hence if I should draw the line, any fences ~#**************#~ If so, to what extents, if any, should I go? ‘Cause its getting expensive ~#**************#~ Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive ~#**************#~ They say I cause extensive psychological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lengths this ~#**************#~ Far at other peoples expenses ~#**************#~ I say youre all just too goddamn sensitive ~#**************#~ Its censorship, and its downright blasphemous ~#**************#~ Lets end this shit now, cause I wont stand for this ~#**************#~ And Chris-stiff-er Reeves wont sit for this neither ~#**************#~ And lets clear this up too, I aint got no beef with him either ~#**************#~ He used to be like a hero to me, I even believe I ~#**************#~ Had one of those 25-cent stickers on my refrigerator ~#**************#~ Right next to Darth Vader ~#**************#~ And Darth mustve put a hex on him for later ~#**************#~ I feel like its my fault, cause of the way that— ~#**************#~ I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luthor ~#**************#~ I killed Superman, I killed Super— ~#**************#~ Man, and how ironic ~#**************#~ That Id be the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic ~#**************#~ [Chorus: Eminem] ~#**************#~ ‘Cause I aint got no legs ~#**************#~ Or no brain ~#**************#~ Nice to meet you ~#**************#~ Hi, my name is— ~#**************#~ I forgot my name ~#**************#~ My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame ~#**************#~ My soul is possessed by this devil ~#**************#~ My new name is… Rain Man ~#**************#~ [Verse 2: Eminem & Dr. Dre] ~#**************#~ Now in the Bible, it says: ~#**************#~ “Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed ~#**************#~ Have homosexual sex ~#**************#~ Unless, of course, you were given the consent to join in ~#**************#~ Then, of course, its intercourse, and its bisexual sex ~#**************#~ Which isnt as bad, long as you show some remorse for your actions ~#**************#~ Either before, during, or after performing the act of that which ~#**************#~ Is normally referred to as such more commonly known phrases ~#**************#~ That are more used by todays kids in a more derogatory way ~#**************#~ But whos to say whats fair to say and what not to say?” ~#**************#~ Lets ask Dr. Dre—Dr. Dre? (What up?) ~#**************#~ I got a question, if I may (Yeah) ~#**************#~ Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend? (Yeah) ~#**************#~ And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah) ~#**************#~ But, —ut, I aint done yet ~#**************#~ In football, the quarterback yells out, “Hut-hut” ~#**************#~ While he reaches in another grown mans ass ~#**************#~ Grabs on his nuts, but, just, what if ~#**************#~ It was never meant—it was just an accident ~#**************#~ But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his penis went in— ~#**************#~ His teeny-tiny, little, round heinie, and he didnt mean it ~#**************#~ But his little weenie flinched just a little bit? ~#**************#~ And I dont need to go into any more details, but— ~#**************#~ What if he pictured it as a females butt? Is that gay? ~#**************#~ I just need to clear things up ~#**************#~ ‘Til then, Ill just walk around with a manly strut, because ~#**************#~ [Chorus: Eminem] ~#**************#~ ‘Cause I aint got no legs ~#**************#~ Or no brain ~#**************#~ Nice to meet you ~#**************#~ Hi, my name is ~#**************#~ I forgot my name ~#**************#~ My aim was not to become what I became ~#**************#~ With this level of fame ~#**************#~ My soul is possessed by this devil ~#**************#~ My new name is… Rain Man ~#**************#~ [Verse 3: Eminem & Dr. Dre] ~#**************#~ You find me offensive, I find you offensive— ~#**************#~ Shit, this is the same verse, I just did this ~#**************#~ When am I gonna come to my good senses? ~#**************#~ Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses ~#**************#~ My spider sense is telling me Spider-Man is nearby ~#**************#~ And my plan is to get him next and open up a whip-ass canister ~#**************#~ God damn it, Dre, wheres the goddamn beat? (Yeah) ~#**************#~ Anyway, anyway, I dont know how else to put it ~#**************#~ This is the only thing that Im good at ~#**************#~ I am the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic ~#**************#~ Demonic—yup, yup, dont worry, Im on it ~#**************#~ I got it, high-five Nick Lachey ~#**************#~ Stuck a pin in Jessicas head and walked away (*Pfffffff*) ~#**************#~ And as she flew around the room like a balloon, I ~#**************#~ Grabbed the last can of chicken-tuna out the trash can, and zoom, I ~#**************#~ Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch ~#**************#~ With a peanut butter–jelly-chicken-tuna sandwich ~#**************#~ And I aint even gotta make no goddamn sense ~#**************#~ I just did a whole song, and I didnt say shit ~#**************#~ [Chorus: Eminem] ~#**************#~ ‘Cause I aint got no legs ~#**************#~ Or no brain ~#**************#~ Nice to meet you ~#**************#~ Hi, my name is ~#**************#~ I forgot my name ~#**************#~ My aim was not to become what I became ~#**************#~ With this level of fame ~#**************#~ My soul is possessed by this devil ~#**************#~ My new name is… Rain Man ~#**************#~ [Outro: Eminem & Dr. Dre] ~#**************#~ ‘Cause ah, uh, ah, eh, ugh… ~#**************#~ Yup ~#**************#~ Rain Man ~#**************#~ Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre ~#**************#~ Super-dope beatmaker ~#**************#~ 2000 and 1000, four-hundred-and-eighty-seven-million-nine-hundred-and-se—seventy-three-thousand-four-hundred-and-sixty-three… ~#**************#~ And seventy ~#**************#~ Yeah