[Intro: Tech N9ne & Woman]
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*phone ring*
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-Yo
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-Its me
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-What’s wrong?
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-Im just gonna say Im due in October!
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-Ahh sshh…
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[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]
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I was kicking it with this chick for a minute
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She picked me to hit it, real stiffly I sitted
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He spit then we quit it
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Then I told her to miss me and splitted
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Quickly I lit it up, no problem to get it up
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Then she called and said she needed me to help her get rid of what?!
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A baby! She said she wanted me to kill it
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No evidence, blood – Dont spill it
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Im saying at first, I didnt feel it
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But then I started to ponder on what was coming up yonder
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A baby by a fling made days seem really somber
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So we both were in agreement, the baby I seen it
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Thinking of killing it made me almost fall to the cement
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This aint a job I can do myself, I aint got the brain for this
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So I called a homie in Kansas who was trained for this
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He say the way I rap and make skrill for a living
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He said he kills for a living
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For the grip span, hes a hit-man
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So I paid him a fee, he told me what date it would be
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Me and her was down, but I really dont think the baby was G
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So we three road to Kansas, baby probably thinking we scandalous
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Cant even walk and we banned his life
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Man is trife, walked in and he told us to relax
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I sat and he took her and baby to the back
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Before I came I smoked some dope to calm me
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They came back and she was baby-less and she was looking like a zombie
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Baby gone (Baby gone)
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Were we wrong? (Hella wrong)
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Gotta move on (Gotta move on)
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Let it alone (Yeah)
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I dropped her off but she didnt hate me for killing the baby
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She said she still wanted to date me, crazy!
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Im riding and Im thinking “Why?!”
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I took a life but I aint tweeking
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I know God probably thinking I should die!
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[Chorus: Tech N9ne]
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Real killer (That is me!)
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Real killer (That is me!)
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Real killer (That is me!)
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This is what you call a what?!
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Real killer (That is me!)
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Real killer (That is me!)
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Real killer (That is me!)
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I dont really give a fuck!
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Real killer (That is me!)
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Real killer (That is me!)
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Real killer (That is me!)
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Know that aint nobody iller!
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Real killer (That is me!)
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That-is-me, that-is-me (Mass murderer)
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That-is-me! (Natural born killer)
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[Verse 2: Tech N9ne]
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A couple of years later, Im creeping with this chicklet
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Little thick chick, hit it raw and gave her triplets
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I need to learn to hold my liquid
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So I called my man in Kansas City, Kan
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I told him I needed him to do it again
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After he put em away, I asked him
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“Homie, how could you be so raw?”
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He said to me “How could YOU be so raw?!”
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We scattered (Scattered), one year later I splattered in the same chick
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She wanted to have it, but I made her do the same shit
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So I murdered five kids of mine
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Im bout to sit in hell a lifetime bid for mine
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Cause of abortion (No more)
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Abortion, now its blown out of proportion
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Insane… Never again (Never again)
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[Chorus: Tech N9ne]
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Real killer (That is me!)
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Real killer (That is me!)
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Real killer (That is me!)
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This is what you call a what?!
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Real killer (That is me!)
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Real killer (That is me!)
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Real killer (That is me!)
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I dont really give a fuck!
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Real killer (That is me!)
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Real killer (That is me!)
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Real killer (That is me!)
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Know that aint nobody iller!
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Real killer (That is me!)
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That-is-me, that-is-me (Mass murderer)
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That-is-me! (Natural born killer)
