[Verse: Redman & Reggie Noble]
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Ah! Look out, you mustve got hit with some bullshit
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Yo, where at?
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Smack dead across your lips
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Can you talk?
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Ahm ahh…
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Yo, yo, Redman, what the fuck was that?
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I dont know, but its on my top lip
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Dont crack jokes or pop shit
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Just get it off my top lip
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Or Reggie, youll get drop-kicked
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Okay, be still, chill, Im gettin it off your grill
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What was it?
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Some of that pussy you ate this morning from that bitch Jill (Yeah, motherfuckin right)
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But come on, check it
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Lets get busy on this record
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So we can make the dough and make girls like Kiki Shepard get naked
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On the strength
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Party with Machine and Oprah Winf
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First class tickets, hotel bitches puffin mad blunts
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Blunts?
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Blunts
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Blunts dont rhyme with Oprah Winf, chump
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Who cares what rhymes with it long as the funk pump through my Benz trunk?
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Now, you know you dont own a Benz
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Yes, I do, and chromes the trim
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Black with a system, when its hittin, Im pullin mad skins
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With Olde E sittin in between my lap
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And when brothers act up, a gun machine I pack
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The original P-Funker, the jewel trunk, a funker
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When Im sexin, my bat is bigger than Eddie Munsters
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Like maxin
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Wait, wait, wait, could we get on with the tape?
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Lights, camera, uh, action
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Welcome to Reds tape, may I take your order?
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Its a slaughter if you order the hit without the water
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‘Cause if swallowed without the damn water to follow
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You might be doin a stupid dance and win a grand at the Apollo
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Or rough-snap necks, drink Olde E, or crack Becks
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Wreck anything thats wet when I have sex
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For instance, I mix with a style that make you shit bricks
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Tsk-tsk, Im musically gifted, terrific
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Boom-shak-lak, Red got crazy knocks
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And knots in the pots
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Got props from here to George Washington Bridge
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I get biz, I use hats, so no kids
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Fuck, I took out more suckers than a ho did
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Wait, wait, but hold up, I dont think I can freak the funk like that
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I might have to mack because my afro is like Shaft
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Puffy, fade it quite lovely and to snuff me
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Get your gang cause Im fightin with more power than Chuck D
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Chuck D from Public Enemy?
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Yeah, hes a friend of me
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The one that say, “Brother and sister?”
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Yeah, but hes no kin to me
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Im strictly negro, I freak the style and it goes (Boom)
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If a stitch in time saves nine, then I got shit sewed
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Put pins in needles and needles in pins
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A happy man is a happy man that grins
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When Im hittin skins, fuck skins, Im hittin puss when its douched
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Then eat it when the puss is well cooked
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Look
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Up in the air?
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No, the cab
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Whos in the cab?
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What the— its Superman, why?
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Because its hotter than a motherfucker out here
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[Outro: Redman & Reggie Noble]
~#**************#~
Oh, word you doin that?
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Yo, Red, Im gettin the fuck out of here, man
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Yeah, me too, man
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Oh, I forgot to tell you, Willia called for you
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Willia who?
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Will ya suck my dick?
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Ayo, fuck you, big, big nose bitch
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I hate your stupid ass
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You a stupid motherfucker
