[Intro]
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Yeah
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Same song and dance
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Damn, girl, everywhere I go
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Same song and dance
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I like the way you move, all over the globe
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Same song and dance
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Something about it, man
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Same song and dance
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In the pale moonlight (Yo)
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[Verse 1]
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Im lookin at ya, yeah, girl, youre kinda tooken back by
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The whole rapper thing, arent ya?
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Probably thinking youll get slapped so dang hard, ya
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Wont even be able to stand up straight, arent ya?
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Couple rape charges, people think youre a monster
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The police constantly bugging you non-stop
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I walk up on ya, “Well, hello, Tonya
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I think you got your OnStar button inside your car stuck
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You out of gas? Do you got a flat?
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I would hate for you to be stranded at the laundromat
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I got your back, why dont you put your laundry baskets in the back
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And sit up front? Im not asking, its a trap
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You just got jacked and body snatched, and its a wrap
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In broad day, and no mask for this attack
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I heard em say, ‘Exact opposites attract
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If thats a fact, itll take task force to get you back, come on”
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[Chorus]
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Yeah, baby, do that dance
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Its the last dance youll ever get the chance to do
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Girl, shake that ass, you aint never gonna break that glass
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That windshields too strong for you
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I said, “Yeah, baby, sing that song
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Its the last song youll ever get the chance to sing
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You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
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Look at you bawl, why you crying to me?” Same song and dance
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[Verse 2]
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The first victim I had, she was a big one
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Big movie star, a party girl, big fun
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She was the girl the media always picked on
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In and out of rehab every four-to-six months
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She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts
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At Nickelodeon, flashed the little kids once
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What an event it was, I was sitting in front
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I was hooked in at the first glimpse of them buns
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Seen her backstage, now heres where I come in, son
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Look, here she comes, I better pull out the big guns
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“Hello, Lindsay, youre looking a little thin, hun
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How bout a ride to rehab? Get in, cunt!”
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But starting off on the wrong foot is what I didnt want
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“Girl, Im just kidding, let me start over again, hun
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See what I meant was, we should have a little intervention
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Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension
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You little wench, ya, murder wasnt my intention
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If I wanted to kill you, it wouldve already been done”
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Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her with 66 inches of extension cord
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[Chorus]
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Yeah, baby, do that dance
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Its the last dance youll ever get the chance to do
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Girl, shake that ass, you aint never gonna break that glass
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That windshields too strong for you
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I said, “Yeah, baby, sing that song
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Its the last song youll ever get the chance to sing
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You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
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Look at you bawl, why you crying to me?” Same song and dance
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[Verse 3]
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My second victim was even bigger than the first
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Pop star, icon, the whole works, she played a little schoolgirl when she first
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Burst upon the scene and seen that the world was hers
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She twirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts
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It irked me, it made me mad at first
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I lashed out in my songs, but what was really going on
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Was that I had developed a crush
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I just didnt know how to tell it to her
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Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?
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Send her pictures of my collection of skeletons, or
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Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk?
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Well settle this once and for all, Ima tell her at dusk
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Tonight, tonight is the night, and tell her I must
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Creep up to her mansion in stilettos, and just
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Climb the gate, and ring the bell like, “Hello, my love
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I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up
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Now would you like to share a pill or two with me?
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Ill share my Valium with you, cause Im feeling you, Britney
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Ill trade you a blue one for a pink one
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Ever since a schoolgirl juvenile delinquent
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Ive been feeling you, ooh-ooh, girl, you sexy little gal, you
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Hold that pill any longer, itll get sentimental value
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Cmon toots, give me the Valium alley-oop
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Ill slam dunk it in your mouth til you puke
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And just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup
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Im bout to make a new outfit out of you
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New outfit? Shit, Ill make a suit out of you, shoot
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Now, show me how you move, baby, do how a-you do”
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[Chorus]
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Yeah, baby, do that dance
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Its the last dance youll ever get the chance to do
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Girl, shake that ass, you aint never gonna break that glass
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That windshields too strong for you
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I said, “Yeah, baby, sing that song
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Its the last song youll ever get the chance to sing
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You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
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Look at you bawl, why you crying to me?” Same song and dance
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[Outro]
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Same kicking and screaming, same crying and sobbing
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Same song and dance
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Same begging and pleading, same yelling and bleeding
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Same song and dance
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Yeah
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Same song and dance
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I know
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Same song and dance
