Guess Ill end this life alone
~#**************#~
I am not dramatic
~#**************#~
These are just the thoughts that pass right through me
~#**************#~
All the douchebags in my phone
~#**************#~
Play em like a slot machine
~#**************#~
If theyre winnin, Im just losin
~#**************#~
[Pre-Chorus]
~#**************#~
A boy whos jacked and kind
~#**************#~
Cant find his ass to save my life
~#**************#~
[Chorus]
~#**************#~
Oh, its slim pickings
~#**************#~
If I cant have the one I love
~#**************#~
I guess its you that Ill be kissin
~#**************#~
Just to get my fixings
~#**************#~
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
~#**************#~
Ill just keep on moanin and bitchin
~#**************#~
[Post-Chorus]
~#**************#~
Ah-ah-ah-ah
~#**************#~
Ah-ah-ah-ah
~#**************#~
[Verse 2]
~#**************#~
Jesus, whats a girl to do?
~#**************#~
This boy doesnt even know
~#**************#~
The difference between “there,” “their” and “they are”
~#**************#~
Yet hes naked in my room
~#**************#~
Missin all the things hes missin
~#**************#~
God knows that he isnt livin large
~#**************#~
[Pre-Chorus]
~#**************#~
A boy whos nice that breathes
~#**************#~
I swear hes nowhere to be seen
~#**************#~
[Chorus]
~#**************#~
Its slim pickings
~#**************#~
If I cant have the one I love
~#**************#~
I guess its you that Ill be kissin
~#**************#~
Just to get my fixings
~#**************#~
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
~#**************#~
Ill just keep on moanin and bitchin
~#**************#~
[Post-Chorus]
~#**************#~
Moanin and bitchin
~#**************#~
[Outro]
~#**************#~
Since the good ones call their exes wasted
~#**************#~
And since the Lord forgot my gay awakenin
~#**************#~
Then Ill just be here in the kitchen
~#**************#~
Servin up some moanin and bitchin
