[Produced by DJ Mark the 45 King]
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[Intro: Dido]
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My teas gone cold, Im wondering why I
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Got out of bed at all
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The morning rain clouds up my window (Window)
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And I cant see at all
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And even if I could, itd all be grey
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But your picture on my wall
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It reminds me that its not so bad, its not so bad (Bad)
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[Chorus: Dido]
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My teas gone cold, Im wondering why I
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Got out of bed at all
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The morning rain clouds up my window (Window)
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And I cant see at all
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And even if I could, itd all be grey
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But your picture on my wall
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It reminds me that its not so bad, its not so bad (Bad)
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[Verse 1: Eminem]
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Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still aint callin
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I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
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I sent two letters back in autumn, you must notve got em
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There probly was a problem at the post office or somethin
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Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot em
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But anyways, fuck it, whats been up, man? Hows your daughter?
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My girlfriends pregnant too, Im bout to be a father
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If I have a daughter, guess what Ima call her? Ima name her Bonnie
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I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, Im sorry
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I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didnt want him
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I know you probly hear this every day, but Im your biggest fan
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I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
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I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
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I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was phat
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Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
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Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan
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[Chorus: Dido]
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My teas gone cold, Im wondering why I
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Got out of bed at all
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The morning rain clouds up my window (Window)
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And I cant see at all
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And even if I could, itd all be grey
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But your picture on my wall
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It reminds me that its not so bad, its not so bad (Bad)
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[Verse 2: Eminem]
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Dear Slim, you still aint called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
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I aint mad, I just think its fucked up you dont answer fans
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If you didnt want to talk to me outside your concert, you didnt have to
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But you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
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Thats my little brother, man, hes only six years old
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We waited in the blisterin cold for you, for four hours, and you just said, “no”
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Thats pretty shitty, man, youre like his fuckin idol
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He wants to be just like you, man, he likes you more than I do
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I aint that mad, though I just dont like bein lied to
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Remember when we met in Denver? You said if Id write you, you would write back
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See, Im just like you in a way: I never knew my father neither
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He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
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I can relate to what youre sayin in your songs
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So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put em on
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‘Cause I dont really got shit else, so that shit helps when Im depressed
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I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest
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Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
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Its like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
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See, everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
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My girlfriends jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
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But she dont know you like I know you, Slim, no one does
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She dont know what it was like for people like us growin up
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You gotta call me, man, Ill be the biggest fan youll ever lose
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Sincerely yours, Stan, PS: We should be together too
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[Chorus: Dido]
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My teas gone cold, Im wondering why I
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Got out of bed at all
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The morning rain clouds up my window (Window)
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And I cant see at all
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And even if I could, itd all be grey
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But your picture on my wall
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It reminds me that its not so bad, its not so bad (Bad)
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[Verse 3: Eminem]
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Dear Mr. Im-Too-Good-to-Call-or-Write-My-Fans
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Thisll be the last package I ever send your ass
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Its been six months, and still no word, I dont deserve it?
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I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on em perfect
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So this is my cassette Im sendin you, I hope you hear it
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Im in the car right now, Im doin ninety on the freeway
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Hey, Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
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You know the song by Phil Collins, “In the Air of the Night”
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About that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drownin
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But didnt, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
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Thats kinda how this is: You coulda rescued me from drownin
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Now its too late, Im on a thousand downers now, Im drowsy
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And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
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I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
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I loved you, Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
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You ruined it now, I hope you cant sleep and you dream about it
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And when you dream, I hope you cant sleep and you scream about it
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I hope your conscience eats at you, and you cant breathe without me
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See, Slim, shut up, bitch! Im tryna talk
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Hey, Slim, thats my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
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But I didnt slit her throat, I just tied her up, see? I aint like you
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‘Cause if she suffocates shell suffer more and then shell die too
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Well, gotta go, Im almost at the bridge now
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Oh, shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?!
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[Chorus: Dido]
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My teas gone cold, Im wondering why I
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Got out of bed at all
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The morning rain clouds up my window (Window)
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And I cant see at all
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And even if I could, itd all be grey
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But your picture on my wall
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It reminds me that its not so bad, its not so bad (Bad)
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[Verse 4: Eminem]
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Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner, but I just been busy
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You said your girlfriends pregnant now, how far along is she?
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Look, Im really flattered you would call your daughter that
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And heres an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on a Starter cap
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Im sorry I didnt see you at the show, I mustve missed you
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Dont think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
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But whats this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
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I say that shit just clownin, dawg, come on, how fucked up is you?
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You got some issues, Stan, I think you need some counselin
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To help your ass from bouncin off the walls when you get down some
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And whats this shit about us meant to be together?
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That type of shitll make me not want us to meet each other
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I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
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Or maybe you just need to treat her better
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I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
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Before you hurt yourself, I think that youll be doin just fine
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If you relax a little, Im glad I inspire you, but, Stan
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Why are you so mad? Try to understand that I do want you as a fan
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I just dont want you to do some crazy shit
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I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
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Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
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And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
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And in the car, they found a tape, but they didnt say who it was to
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Come to think about it, his name was, it was you
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Damn
