[Intro: Green Lantern, Eminem & 50 Cent]
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Okay (Yeah)
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Its about that time again (Haha)
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Green Lantern (Thats Right)
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G-G-G-G-G Uni-*burp*
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Shit!
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Hahaha, Shady
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We back (Invasion!) Part II
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The Conspiracy
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[Hook: Eminem & Green Lantern]
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‘Cause we aint gonna never stop, you just keep wasting your energy
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On us, you should find something to do with your time (time)
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And quit fuckin with us cause we aint fuckin with you
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And it must be fuckin with you so much you must be gone out your mind
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(Shady Records mixtape, come on Em)
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[Verse: Eminem]
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They say Im a day away from my entire empire crumbling
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Speak up, youre mumbling, what the fuck-a yous a
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Bibi-bay okay big-bi-bi-baby, this is Shady
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I know you was bi-bi-hoping we be-be-would just go away
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But weeble mable weeble wobble but we dont fall down like
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Jam Master Jays two turntables, our label is just too s-stable (RIP!)
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Your magazines so motherfucking thin you using staples
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To hold it together its turning back into a newspaper
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And yall got somethin for my ass every issue
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Thank you, cause I keep runnin out of fucking tissue
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And not to diss you but God I was sick of looking at you
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At least now I can see when Nikes got a new tennis shoe
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But-but I guess no good news is always good-good news
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Moving on to bigger and better things (chicka chicka jeera)
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50s blowing up, his shit just keeps going up
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What the fuck is going on? Who the fuck is Norah Jones?
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Shady, wait a minute, baby, leave the whore alone
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Just go up there and be humble and take them awards home
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Bush has just declared the world a fucking war zone
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Meanwhile we got a war going on of our own at home
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My fuckin minds blown
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Trying to figure out how to fight my own clone
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Rhinestones are so nice, they shine so bright
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Especially at night
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After a hit of ecstasy, aint that right Rooh?
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Wait a minute, Im rambling
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Back to the matter at hand, its Green Lantern (Ye)
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With Elvis Presley the selfish MC
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Back to ruin rap and destroy the industry
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Single handedly and oh man did we
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Yeah me and 50, Obie, me and Twizzy
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And Nelly and Missy and Jigga
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God damn, its all a plan devised by the Man, its a conspiracy
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Against fake shit, and anybody who cant make hits or aint dope lyrically
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So fuck what you heard and what you read about
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We aint ruining rap baby were just trying to weed it out
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Shady in the place to be, see
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And I got what it takes to rock the mic, right!
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Still keep talking shit to me, punk
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‘Cause your magazines over in less than six months!
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[Outro: Eminem]
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Haha, Shady Records, still Aftermath!
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And dont think we can hear you motherfuckers talking
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‘Cause we cant
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We dont hear yall
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So we just gonna sit back for the rest of our lives
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While you ride our dicks
