[Intro] ~#**************#~ *Plane crash* ~#**************#~ Yeah (Illa, Illa, Illa) ~#**************#~ Yo, Im just gonna write down my first thoughts, and see where this takes me, ’cause I feel like I wanna punch the world in the fuckin face right now ~#**************#~ Yeah ~#**************#~ [Verse] ~#**************#~ Let me explain just how to make greatness ~#**************#~ Straight out the gate, Im ’bout to break it down ~#**************#~ Aint no mistakes allowed, but make no mistake, Im bout ~#**************#~ To rape the alphabet, I may raise some brows ~#**************#~ If I press the issue just to get the anger out (Brrr!) ~#**************#~ Full magazine could take Staples out ~#**************#~ Savage but aint thinkin bout no bank account ~#**************#~ But bitch, Im off the chain like Kala Brown ~#**************#~ Motherfucker, shut the fuck up when I’m talkin’, lil bitch ~#**************#~ I’m sorry, wait, whats your talent? Oh, critiquin ~#**************#~ My talent? Oh, bitch, I dont know who the fuck y’all are ~#**************#~ To give a sub-par bar or even have an opinion of you ~#**************#~ You mention me, millions of views, attention in news ~#**************#~ I mention you, lose-lose for me, win-win for you ~#**************#~ Billions of views, your ten cents are two ~#**************#~ Skim through the music to give shit reviews ~#**************#~ To get clicks, but bitch, you just lit the fuse ~#**************#~ Dont get misconstrued, business as us ~#**************#~ Shit-list renewed, so get shit to do ~#**************#~ Or get dissed cause I just dont get ~#**************#~ What the fuck half the shit is that youre listenin to ~#**************#~ Do you have any idea how much I hate this choppy flow ~#**************#~ Everyone copies though? Probly no ~#**************#~ Get this fuckin audio out my Audi, yo, adiós ~#**************#~ I can see why people like Lil Yachty, but not me though ~#**************#~ Not even dissin, it just aint for me ~#**************#~ All I am simply is just an MC ~#**************#~ Maybe “Stan” just isnt your cup of tea (Get it?) ~#**************#~ Maybe your cups full of syrup and lean ~#**************#~ Maybe I need to stir up shit, preferably ~#**************#~ Shake the world up if it were up to me ~#**************#~ Paul wants me to chill, yall want me to ill ~#**************#~ I should eat a pill, probably I will ~#**************#~ Old me killed the new me, watch him bleed to death ~#**************#~ I breathe on the mirror, I dont see my breath ~#**************#~ Possibly Im dead, I must be possessed ~#**************#~ Like an evil spell, Im E-V-I-L (“Evil” spelled) ~#**************#~ Jam a Crest Whitestrip in the tip of my dick ~#**************#~ With an ice pick, stick it in a vise grip ~#**************#~ Hang it on a spike fence, bang it with a pipe wrench ~#**************#~ While I take my ball sack and flick it like a light switch ~#**************#~ Like Vice President Mike Pence ~#**************#~ Back up on my shit in a sidekick as I lay it on a spike strip ~#**************#~ These are things that Id rather do than hear you on a mic ~#**************#~ Since nine tenths of your rhyme is about ice and ~#**************#~ Jesus Christ, man, how many times is ~#**************#~ Someone gonna fuck on my bitch? (Fuck my side chick!) ~#**************#~ You wont ever see Em icy ~#**************#~ But as cold as I get on the M-I-C ~#**************#~ I polarize shit, so the Thames might freeze ~#**************#~ And your skull might split like I bashed you upside it ~#**************#~ Bitch, I got the club on smash like a nightstick (Yeah) ~#**************#~ Turn down for what? ~#**************#~ I aint loud enough, nah, turn the Valium up (Illa, Illa, Illa) ~#**************#~ ‘Cause I dont know how Im gonna get your mouths to shut ~#**************#~ Now when it doesnt matter what caliber ~#**************#~ I spit at, Ill bet a hundred thousand bucks ~#**************#~ Youll turn around and just be like, “Man, how the fuck ~#**************#~ Sourpuss gonna get mad just cause his album sucks? ~#**************#~ And now he wants to take it out on us” (Ooouuu) ~#**************#~ But last week, an ex-fan mailed me a copy ~#**************#~ Of The Mathers LP to tell me to study ~#**************#~ Itll help me get back to myself and shell love me (Ooouuu) ~#**************#~ I mailed the bitch back and said if I did that ~#**************#~ Id just be like everyone else in the fucking industry ~#**************#~ Especially an effing Recovery clone of me (NFing) ~#**************#~ So finger-bang, chicken wang, MGK, Igg Azae ~#**************#~ Lil Pump, Lil Xan imitate Lil Wayne ~#**************#~ I should aim at everybody in the game, pick a name ~#**************#~ Im fed up with bein humble ~#**************#~ And rumor is Im hungry, Im sure you heard rumblings ~#**************#~ I heard you wanna rumble like an empty stomach ~#**************#~ I heard your mumblin but its jumbled in mumbo-jumbo ~#**************#~ The era that Im from will pummel you, thats what its comin to ~#**************#~ What the fuck youre gonna do when you run into it? ~#**************#~ Im gonna crumble you and Ill take a number two ~#**************#~ And dump on you, if you aint Joyner ~#**************#~ If you aint Kendrick or Cole or Sean, then youre a goner ~#**************#~ Im bout to bring it to anyone in this bitch who want it ~#**************#~ I guess when you walk into BK you expect a Whopper ~#**************#~ You can order a Quarter Pounder when you go to McDonalds ~#**************#~ But if youre lookin to get a porterhouse you better go get Revival ~#**************#~ But yall are actin like I tried to serve you up a slider ~#**************#~ Maybe the vocals shoulda been auto-tuned ~#**************#~ And you woulda bought it ~#**************#~ But sayin I no longer got it ~#**************#~ ‘Cause you missed a line and never caught it ~#**************#~ ‘Cause it went over your head, because youre too stupid to get it ~#**************#~ ‘Cause youre mentally retarded, but pretend to be the smartest ~#**************#~ With your expertise and knowledge, but youll never be an artist ~#**************#~ And Im harder on myself than you could ever be regardless ~#**************#~ What Ill never be is flawless, all Ill ever be is honest (Illa, Illa, Illa) ~#**************#~ Even when Im gone theyre gonna say I brought it ~#**************#~ Even when I hit my forties like a fuckin alcoholic ~#**************#~ With a bottle full of malt liquor ~#**************#~ But I couldnt bottle this shit any longer ~#**************#~ The fact that I know that Ima hit my bottom ~#**************#~ If I dont pull myself from the jaws of defeat and rise to my feet ~#**************#~ I dont see why yall even started with me ~#**************#~ I get in beefs, my enemies die ~#**************#~ I dont cease fire til at least all are deceased ~#**************#~ Im east side, never be caught slippin ~#**************#~ Now you see why I dont sleep, not even a wink, I dont blink ~#**************#~ I dont doze off, I dont even nod to the beats ~#**************#~ I dont even close my fuckin eyes when I sneeze ~#**************#~ “Aw, man! That BET cypher was weak, it was garbage ~#**************#~ The Thing aint even orange—oh my God, thats a reach!” ~#**************#~ Shout to all my colorblind people ~#**************#~ Each and everyone of yall, if you call a fire engine green ~#**************#~ Aquamarine, or you think water is pink ~#**************#~ “Dawg, thats a date” — “Looks like an olive to me” ~#**************#~ “Look, theres an apple!” — “No, its not, its a peach!” ~#**************#~ So finger-bang, Pootie Tang ~#**************#~ Burger King, Gucci Gang, dookie, dang ~#**************#~ Charlamagne gonna hate anyway, doesnt matter what I say ~#**************#~ Give me Donkey of the Day ~#**************#~ What a way for 2018 to get underway ~#**************#~ But Im gonna say everything that I wanna say ~#**************#~ Welcome to the slaughterhouse, bitch! (Yeah) ~#**************#~ Invite em in like a One A Day ~#**************#~ Im not done (Preach!) ~#**************#~ ‘Cause I feel like the beast of burden ~#**************#~ That line in the sand, was it even worth it? ~#**************#~ ‘Cause the way I see people turnings ~#**************#~ Makin it seem worthless, its startin to defeat the purpose ~#**************#~ Im watchin my fan base shrink to thirds ~#**************#~ And I was just tryin to do the right thing, but word ~#**************#~ Has the court of public opinion reached a verdict ~#**************#~ Or still yet to be determined? ~#**************#~ ‘Cause Im determined to be me, critiqued or worshipped ~#**************#~ But if I could go back, Id at least reword it ~#**************#~ And say I empathize with the people this evil serpent ~#**************#~ Sold the dream to that hes deserted ~#**************#~ But I think its workin ~#**************#~ These verses are makin him a wee bit nervous ~#**************#~ And hes too scurred to answer me with words ~#**************#~ ‘Cause he knows that he will lyrically get murdered ~#**************#~ But I know at least hes heard it ~#**************#~ ‘Cause Agent Orange just sent the Secret Service ~#**************#~ To meet in person to see if I really think of hurtin him ~#**************#~ Or ask if Im linked to terrorists ~#**************#~ I said, “Only when it comes to ink and lyricists” ~#**************#~ But my beef is more media journalists ~#**************#~ (Hold up, hold up, hold up) ~#**************#~ I said, my beef is more meaty, a journalist ~#**************#~ Can get a mouthful of flesh ~#**************#~ And yes, I mean eating a penis ~#**************#~ ‘Cause theyve been pannin my album to death ~#**************#~ So Ive been givin the media fingers ~#**************#~ Dont wanna turn this to a counseling sesh ~#**************#~ But theyve been puttin me through the ringer ~#**************#~ So I aint ironin shit out with the press ~#**************#~ But I just took this beat to the cleaners