[Verse 1]
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Was any of it true?
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Gazing at me starry-eyed
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In your Jehovahs Witness suit
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Who the fuck was that guy?
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You tried to buy some pills
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From a friend of friends of mine
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They just ghosted you
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Now you know what it feels like
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[Chorus]
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And I dont even want you back, I just want to know
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If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal
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And I dont miss what we had, but could someone give
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A message to the smallest man who ever lived?
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[Verse 2]
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You hung me on your wall
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Stabbed me with your push pins
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In public, showed me off
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Then sank in stoned oblivion
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‘Cause once your queen had come
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Youd treat her likе an also-ran
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You didnt measure up
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In any measurе of a man
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[Chorus]
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And I dont even want you back, I just want to know
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If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal
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And I dont miss what we had, but could someone give
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A message to the smallest man who ever lived?
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[Bridge]
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Were you sent by someone who wanted me dead?
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Did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed?
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Were you writin a book? Were you a sleeper cell spy?
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In fifty years, will all this be declassified?
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And youll confess why you did it and Ill say, “Good riddance”
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‘Cause it wasnt sexy once it wasnt forbidden
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I wouldve died for your sins, instead, I just died inside
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And you deserve prison, but you wont get time
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Youll slide into inboxes and slip through the bars
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You crashed my party and your rental car
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You said normal girls were boring
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But you were gone by the morning
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You kicked out the stage lights, but youre still performing
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[Outro]
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And in plain sight you hid
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But you are what you did
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And Ill forget you, but Ill never forgive
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The smallest man who ever lived
