[Intro: Mac Miller]
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Yeah, um
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Who put the spiders in my applesauce?
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Took the pins out my hand grenade?
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Somebody said that I deserve to die
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I looked him in the eye, said, “The Devils not circumcised”
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Who put spiders in my applesauce?
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Took the pins out my hand grenade?
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Somebody tell me I deserve to die
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I looked him in the eye and said, “The Devil not circumcised”
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[Verse 1: Mac Miller]
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So play me a song on the guitar (Guitar)
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Got a rainforest in my cigar (Cigar)
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Theres knots in my yo-yo string
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Put a crown on my stallion, Im the Polo king
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I fell in love with a go-go dancer, she a single mom
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The underdog, like to play the game with Diddy Kong
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She the god type, throw that bitch a Klondike
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Everything is alright, see its written in the Psalms
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I told her I get rich off my little songs
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Gave her a million reasons that she should come along
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Immediately, she dropped her shit
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But everywhere I go, they told me, “Watch yo bitch”
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(Goddamn) I guess I got another one
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Good vibrations, Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
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I put the gourmet flavors inside the honey blunt
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Got my head underwater but I aint comin up
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Fuck air, my bitch ass is like a plump pear
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And she aint pretty or ugly, I say she just fair
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Man, this life is unfair
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[Chorus: Mac Miller]
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Okay, Im parkin lot pimpin, I got nuttin to lose
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And Ima do this til Im a hundred and two
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Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin on you?
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I said, Im parkin lot pimpin, I got nuttin to do
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And Ima do this til Im a hundred and two
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Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin on you?
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Stuntin in a Uber
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[Post-Chorus: Mac Miller]
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Yeah, bitch
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Im stuntin in a Uber
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Yeah, bitch
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Im stuntin in a Uber
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[Verse 2: Mac Miller]
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Im readin old Playboy magazines
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Somethin from the 50s when the journalism had its peak
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You play the background, you just a member of the faculty
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Im actually out here decision makin
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Had to get my shit together, I was missin payments
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I just pray to God that my lady isnt famous
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She threw the gown on and we hit the banquet
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She got her own story; just let the bitch explain it
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[Verse 3: Mike Jones]
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Mac, I think the girl that you speakin bout
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Was, in fact, the same chick, late-night, creepin out
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Sneakin out, my homie knew her, told me keep an eye
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Found out she was twerkin, found out she wasnt workin
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The whole game switched when my man hit
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Got me rollin in a circle, top-down, blowin purple
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Seen the parkin lot, Im bout to crawl up like a turtle (I said)
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Seen the parkin lot, Im bout to crawl up like a turtle
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Swang, switchin lane to lane, still tippin
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Trunk up, top down, call it parkin lot pimpin (Mike Jones)
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Switchin lane to lane, still tippin
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Trunk up, top down, call it parkin lot pimpin (Mac)
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[Chorus: Mac Miller]
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Okay, Im parkin lot pimpin, I got nuttin to lose
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And Ima do this til Im a hundred and two
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Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin on you?
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I said, Im parkin lot pimpin, I got nuttin to do
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And Ima do this til Im a hundred and two
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Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin on you?
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Stuntin in a Uber
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[Post-Chorus: Mac Miller]
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Yeah, bitch
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Im stuntin in a Uber
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Yeah, bitch
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Im stuntin in a Uber
