[Intro] ~#**************#~ A lot of people ask me ~#**************#~ Where the fuck Ive been at the last few years ~#**************#~ Shit, I dont know ~#**************#~ But I do know Im back now ~#**************#~ Haha ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ Here comes the rain and thunder now ~#**************#~ Nowhere to run, to run to now ~#**************#~ I disappeared, dont wonder how ~#**************#~ Lookin for me? Im underground ~#**************#~ Here comes the rain and thunder now ~#**************#~ Nowhere to run, to run to now ~#**************#~ I disappeared, dont wonder how ~#**************#~ Lookin for me? Im underground ~#**************#~ [Verse 1] ~#**************#~ Dre, Im down here, under the ground, dig me up! ~#**************#~ Broken tibias, fibias, yeah, fix me up ~#**************#~ Sixty sluts, all of them dyin from asphyxia ~#**************#~ After they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup ~#**************#~ Dixie cups, toxins, boxes of Oxy pads ~#**************#~ Enough Oxycontin to send a fuckin ox to rehab ~#**************#~ Wack job in the back in a black stocking cap ~#**************#~ Jackin off to a hockey mask at a boxing match ~#**************#~ (He cant say that!) Yes, he can ~#**************#~ I just did, faggot, now guess again ~#**************#~ Better text message your next-of-kin ~#**************#~ Tell em shits about to get extra messy ~#**************#~ Especially when I flex again ~#**************#~ And throw a fuckin lesbian in wet cement ~#**************#~ Faggoty, faggoty, faggoty! Raggedy Ann and Andy ~#**************#~ No! Raggedy Andy and Andy ~#**************#~ No, it cant be, it cant be—yes, it can be ~#**************#~ The fuckin Anti-Christ is back, Dante ~#**************#~ Its Satan in black satin panties ~#**************#~ This is Amityville, calamity, goddamn it ~#**************#~ Insanity, pills, fanny pack filled with Xannies ~#**************#~ Through every nook and cranny, lookin for trannies ~#**************#~ Milk and cookies spilled on my silk négligée, looky ~#**************#~ Razor-ba-lades with me to make you ba-leed ~#**************#~ Cases of Maybelline makeup lay on a table of weed ~#**************#~ Slim Shady? Shit sounds like a fable to me ~#**************#~ ‘Til he jumps out of the fuckin toilet when youre takin a pee ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ Here comes the rain and thunder now ~#**************#~ Nowhere to run, to run to now ~#**************#~ I disappeared, dont wonder how ~#**************#~ Lookin for me? Im underground ~#**************#~ Here comes the rain and thunder now ~#**************#~ Nowhere to run, to run to now ~#**************#~ I disappeared, dont wonder how ~#**************#~ Lookin for me? Im underground ~#**************#~ [Verse 2] ~#**************#~ Six semen samples, seventeen strands of hair ~#**************#~ Found in the back of a van after the shoot with Vanity Fair ~#**************#~ Hannah Montana, prepare to elope with a can opener ~#**************#~ And be cut open like cantaloupe on canopy beds ~#**************#~ And Glad bags, yeah glad to be back ~#**************#~ ‘Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack-dab in rehab ~#**************#~ Fuckin doctor, I aint understand a damn word he said ~#**************#~ I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch ~#**************#~ Two weeks in Brighton, I aint enlightened ~#**************#~ Bitin into a fuckin Vicodin like Im a Viking ~#**************#~ Oh, lightning is strikin, it might be a fuckin sign I need a psychic ~#**************#~ Evaluation, fuck Jason, its Friday the 19th ~#**************#~ That means its just a regular day (Hah!) ~#**************#~ And this is the kind of shit I think of regularly ~#**************#~ Fuckin lesbian shouldnt have had her legs in the way ~#**************#~ Now shes pregnant and gay, missin both legs and beggin to stay ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ Here comes the rain and thunder now ~#**************#~ Nowhere to run, to run to now ~#**************#~ I disappeared, dont wonder how ~#**************#~ Lookin for me? Im underground ~#**************#~ Here comes the rain and thunder now ~#**************#~ Nowhere to run, to run to now ~#**************#~ I disappeared, dont wonder how ~#**************#~ Lookin for me? Im underground ~#**************#~ [Verse 3] ~#**************#~ Tell the critics Im back and Im comin to spit it back in abundance ~#**************#~ Hit a fag with onions, then split a bag of Funyuns ~#**************#~ Mad at me? Understandable, cannibal, shoot an animal ~#**************#~ Out of a cannon and have em catapult at an adult ~#**************#~ Captain of a cult with an elite following ~#**************#~ To turn Halloween back into a trick-or-treat holiday ~#**************#~ Have Michael Myers lookin like a liar, swipe his powers ~#**************#~ Replace his knife with flowers and a stack of fliers ~#**************#~ Hit Jason Vorhees with a 40; stuck a suppository ~#**************#~ Up his ass, and made him tell me a story ~#**************#~ Gave Hannibal Lector a fuckin nectarine ~#**************#~ And sat him in the fuckin fruit and vegetable section ~#**************#~ And gave him a lecture ~#**************#~ Walked up Elm Street with a fuckin Wiffle bat drew ~#**************#~ Fought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissorhands too ~#**************#~ And came out with a little scratch, ooh ~#**************#~ Lookin like I got in a fuckin pillow fight with a Triple F.A.T. goose ~#**************#~ Insanity, can it be vanity? ~#**************#~ Wheres the humanity in having a twisted fantasy ~#**************#~ With an arm-and-leg amputee? ~#**************#~ Straitjacket with a hundred and eight brackets ~#**************#~ And a strap that wraps twice around my back ~#**************#~ Then they latch it; cut your fuckin head off ~#**************#~ And ask where youre headed off to ~#**************#~ Get it? “Headed off to?” Medic, this headaches awful! ~#**************#~ This anesthetics pathetic, so is this diabetic waffle ~#**************#~ And this prosthetic arm keeps crushin my hard taco ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ Here comes the rain and thunder now ~#**************#~ Nowhere to run, to run to now ~#**************#~ I disappeared, dont wonder how ~#**************#~ Lookin for me? Im underground ~#**************#~ Here comes the rain and thunder now ~#**************#~ Nowhere to run, to run to now ~#**************#~ I disappeared, dont wonder how ~#**************#~ Lookin for me? Im underground ~#**************#~ [Outro] ~#**************#~ So, it wasnt a choice, it was “I had to do this” ~#**************#~ And now I got 90 days clean ~#**************#~ And uh, thats all I have to share, thanks ~#**************#~ (Thanks for sharing, Brian ~#**************#~ Is there anyone else whod like to share this evening?) ~#**************#~ Yeah, I got something to share: ~#**************#~ “When you walked through the door you were queer to me ~#**************#~ So come here, baby boy, just come here to me ~#**************#~ Youre a cock-boy, everybody wants you ~#**************#~ Youre gayer than you would ever claim to ~#**************#~ I wont have to rape you ~#**************#~ So, homie, lay down, down, down ~#**************#~ Lay down, down, down ~#**************#~ Lay down, down, down, lay down, lay down” ~#**************#~ Wheres everybody going? ~#**************#~ This always went over real big in Gay-A ~#**************#~ Okay, wait, I got another one ~#**************#~ “I just love condoms and lots of cum” ~#**************#~ No? Well, shit!