[Intro: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Guess who? Dyou miss me? ~#**************#~ Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus! ~#**************#~ [Chorus: Charmagne Tripp & Eminem] ~#**************#~ When you walked through the door (Woo!) ~#**************#~ It was clear to me (Clear to me) ~#**************#~ You’re the one they adore ~#**************#~ Who they came to see (Who they came to see) ~#**************#~ You’re a rock star (Baby) (Yeah) ~#**************#~ Everybody wants you (Everybody wants you) ~#**************#~ Player, who can really blame you? (Who can really blame you?) ~#**************#~ We’re the ones who made you (chka) ~#**************#~ [Verse 1: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Ahem, back by popular demand ~#**************#~ Now pop a little Zantac for antacid if you can ~#**************#~ Youre ready to tackle any task that is at hand? ~#**************#~ How does it feel? Is it fantastic? Is it grand? ~#**************#~ Well, look at all the massive masses in the stands ~#**************#~ “Shady, man, no, dont massacre the fans!” ~#**************#~ Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man ~#**************#~ She stomped him, just ‘cause he asked to put his hands ~#**************#~ On her massive gluteus maximus again ~#**************#~ Squeeze it, then squish it, then pass it to a friend ~#**************#~ Can he come back as nasty as he can? ~#**************#~ Yes, he can, Ken, dont ask me this again ~#**************#~ He does not mean to lesbian offend ~#**************#~ But, Lindsay, please come back to seeing men ~#**************#~ Samanthas a two; youre practically a ten ~#**************#~ I know you want me, girl, in fact, I see you grin ~#**************#~ Now come in, girl ~#**************#~ [Chorus: Charmagne Tripp & Eminem] ~#**************#~ When you walked through the door (Woo!) ~#**************#~ It was clear to me (Clear to me) ~#**************#~ You’re the one they adore ~#**************#~ Who they came to see (Who they came to see) ~#**************#~ You’re a rock star (Baby) ~#**************#~ Everybody wants you (Everybody wants you) ~#**************#~ Player, who can really blame you? (Who can really blame you?) ~#**************#~ We’re the ones who made you ~#**************#~ [Verse 2: Eminem] ~#**************#~ The enforcer, looking for more women to torture ~#**************#~ Walk up to the cutest girl and charley-horse her ~#**************#~ Sorry, Portia, but whats Ellen DeGeneres ~#**************#~ Have that I dont? Are you telling me tenderness? ~#**************#~ Well, I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman ~#**************#~ Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine ~#**************#~ And Ill invite Sarah Palin out to dinner, then ~#**************#~ Nail her, baby, say hello to my little friend! ~#**************#~ Brit, forget K-Fed, lets cut off the middleman ~#**************#~ Forget him or youre gonna end up in the hospital again ~#**************#~ And this time it wont be for the Ritalin binge ~#**************#~ Forget them other men, girl, pay them little attention ~#**************#~ And little did I mention that Jennifers in ~#**************#~ Love with me, John Mayer, so sit on the bench ~#**************#~ Man, I swear them other guys, you give em an inch ~#**************#~ They take a mile; they got style, but it isnt Slim ~#**************#~ [Chorus: Charmagne Tripp & Eminem] ~#**************#~ When you walked through the door (Woo!) ~#**************#~ It was clear to me (Clear to me) ~#**************#~ You’re the one they adore ~#**************#~ Who they came to see (Who they came to see) ~#**************#~ You’re a rock star (Baby) ~#**************#~ Everybody wants you (Everybody wants you) ~#**************#~ Player, who can really blame you? (Who can really blame you?) ~#**************#~ We’re the ones who made you ~#**************#~ [Bridge: Eminem] ~#**************#~ And thats why, my love ~#**************#~ Youll never live without ~#**************#~ I know you want me, girl ~#**************#~ ‘Cause I can see you checking me out ~#**************#~ And, baby, you know ~#**************#~ You know you want me too ~#**************#~ Dont try to deny it, baby ~#**************#~ Im the only one for you (*Fart*) ~#**************#~ [Verse 3: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Damn, girl, Im beginning to sprout an Alfalfa ~#**************#~ Why should I wash my filthy mouth out? ~#**************#~ You think thats bad, you should hear the rest of my album ~#**************#~ Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia ~#**************#~ Man, Cash, I dont mean to mess with your gal, but ~#**************#~ Jessica Alba put her breasts on my mouth (Blup!) ~#**************#~ Wowzers! I just made a mess in my trousers ~#**************#~ And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis ~#**************#~ “Lord, help us, hes back in his pink ALF shirt ~#**************#~ Looking like someone shrinked his outfit!” ~#**************#~ I think hes bout to flip, Jessica ~#**************#~ Rest assured Supermans here to rescue ya ~#**************#~ Can you blame me? Youre my Amy, Im your Blake ~#**************#~ Matter of fact, bake me a birthday cake ~#**************#~ With a saw blade in it to make my jailbreak ~#**************#~ Baby, I think you just met your soulmate ~#**************#~ Now break it down, girl ~#**************#~ [Chorus: Charmagne Tripp & Eminem] ~#**************#~ When you walked through the door (Woo!) ~#**************#~ It was clear to me (Clear to me) ~#**************#~ You’re the one they adore ~#**************#~ Who they came to see (Who they came to see) ~#**************#~ You’re a rock star (Baby) ~#**************#~ Everybody wants you (Everybody wants you) ~#**************#~ Player, who can really blame you? (Who can really blame you?) ~#**************#~ We’re the ones who made you ~#**************#~ [Outro: Eminem] ~#**************#~ So baby ~#**************#~ Baby, get down, down, down ~#**************#~ Baby, get down, down, down ~#**************#~ Baby, get down, down, down ~#**************#~ Baby, get down, get down ~#**************#~ Baby, get down, down, down ~#**************#~ Baby, get down, down, down ~#**************#~ Baby, get down, down, down ~#**************#~ Baby, get down, get down ~#**************#~ Oh Amy! Rehab never looked so good! ~#**************#~ I cant wait, Im going back ~#**************#~ Ha-ha, woo! ~#**************#~ Dr. Dre! 2020! ~#**************#~ Yeah!