[Intro]
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(I never knew I, knew I, knew I)
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(I never knew I, knew I, knew I) Mic check, one-two
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(I never knew I, knew I, knew I) Who woulda knew?
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(I never knew I, knew I, knew I) Who woulda known?
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(I never knew I, knew I, knew I) Fuck would of thought?
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(I never knew I, knew I, knew I) Motherfucker comes out
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(I never knew I, knew I, knew I) Sells a couple of million records
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(I never knew I, knew I, knew I) And these motherfuckers hit the ceiling
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(I never knew I)
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[Verse 1]
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I dont do Black music, I dont do white music (Nope)
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I make fight music for high school kids
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I put lives at risk when I drive like this
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I put wives at risk with a knife like this (Ah!) (Shit)
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You probably think Im in your tape deck now
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Im in the backseat of your truck with duct tape stretched out
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Ducked the fuck way down, waitin to straight jump out
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Put it over your mouth, and grab you by the face — what now?
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Oh, you want me to watch my mouth? How?
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Take my fuckin eyeballs out and turn em around? (Look)
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Ill burn your fuckin house down, circle around
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And hit the hydrant, so you cant put your burnin furniture out (Oh my God! Oh my God!)
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Im sorry, there must be a mix-up
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You want me to fix up lyrics while our president gets his dick sucked?
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Fuck that! Take drugs, rape sluts
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Make fun of gay clubs, men who wear make-up
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Get aware, wake up, get a sense of humor
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Quit tryin to censor music, this is for your kids amusement (The kids!)
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But dont blame me when little Eric jumps off of the terrace
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You shoulda been watchin him, apparently you aint parents
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[Chorus]
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‘Cause I never knew I, knew I would get this big
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I never knew I, knew Id affect this kid
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I never knew Id get him to slit his wrist
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I never knew Id get him to hit this bitch
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I never knew I, knew I would get this big
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I never knew I, knew Id affect this kid
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I never knew Id get him to slit his wrist
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I never knew Id get him to hit this bitch
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[Verse 2]
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So whos bringin the guns in this country? (Hm?)
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I couldnt sneak a plastic pellet gun through customs over in London
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And last week I seen this Schwarzenegger movie
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Where hes shootin all sorts of these motherfuckers with a Uzi
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I see these three little kids up in the front row
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Screaming, “Go!” with their seventeen-year-old uncle
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Im like, guidance?! Aint they got the same moms
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And dads who got mad when I asked if they liked violence?
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And told me that my tape taught em to swear?
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What about the make-up you allow your twelve-year-old daughter to wear? (Hm?)
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So tell me that your son doesnt know any cuss words
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When his bus drivers screamin at him, fuckin him up worse (Go sit the fuck down, you little fucking prick!)
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And “fuck” was the first word I ever learned
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Up in the third grade, flippin the gym teacher the bird (Look!)
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So read up bout how I used to get beat up
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Peed on, be on free lunch and changed school every three months
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My lifes like kind of what my wifes like (What?)
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Fucked up after I beat her fuckin ass every night: Ike
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So how much easier would life be if nineteen
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Million motherfuckers grew to be just like me?
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[Chorus]
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‘Cause I never knew I, knew I would get this big
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I never knew I, knew Id affect this kid
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I never knew Id get him to slit his wrist
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I never knew Id get him to hit this bitch
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I never knew I, knew I would get this big
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I never knew I, knew Id affect this kid
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I never knew Id get him to slit his wrist
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I never knew Id get him to hit this bitch
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[Verse 3]
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I never knew I, knew Id have a new house or a new car
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A couple years ago, I was more poorer than you are
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I dont got that bad of a mouth, do I?
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Fuck! Shit! Ass! Bitch! Cunt! Shooby-de-doo-wop! (Oops)
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Skibbedy-be-bop, a Christopher Reeves
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Sonny Bono, skis, horses and hittin some trees (Hey)
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How many retardsll listen to me
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And run-up in the school shootin when theyre pissed at a tea-
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-cher? Her? Him? Is it you? Is it them?
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“Wasnt me, Slim Shady said to do it again!”
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Damn, how much damage can you do with a pen?
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Man, Im just as fucked up as you woulda been
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If you woulda been in my shoes, who woulda thought
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Slim Shady would be somethin that you woulda bought?
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That woulda made you get a gun and shoot at a cop
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I just said it, I aint know if youd do it or not
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[Chorus]
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‘Cause I never knew I, knew I would get this big
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I never knew I, knew Id affect this kid
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I never knew Id get him to slit his wrist
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I never knew Id get him to hit this bitch
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I never knew I, knew I would get this big
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I never knew I, knew Id affect this kid
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I never knew Id get him to slit his wrist
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I never knew Id get him to hit this bitch
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[Outro]
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How the fuck was I supposed to know?
