[Intro]
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Look, up in the sky
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Its a bird
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Its a plane
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Hehehe, no, its Sooperman Lover, baby, yeah
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Daddy, daddy
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Would you please tell me a story?
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Alright, get over here and sit your big ass down
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Lemme tell you a story about the Sooperman Lover, check it
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[Verse 1: Redman & Johnny “Guitar” Watson]
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Yo, I was out for lunch and shit
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Puffin on a blunt to get my head wrecked
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Boogiein to my Walkman with an “S” on my chest (Bust a move)
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Yes, Im a superhero, dont forget
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I smoke mad niggas, so to hell with cigarettes
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But anyway, lets get back to this skit
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You know who the fuck I am, so get off that old bull, shuck
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Lunchtime was up (Fuck)
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Let me jet or Ill collect unemployment bucks
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On the way back, Jack, I spotted this object, a stray cat
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Stuck in a tree with a tag that say that:
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“If found, please return to this address”
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(How did you see it?) Nigga, with my X-ray eye set
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Like, pchow, I jetted to the closest phone booth
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Quick flash, I dipped into my Sooperlover suit
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I can leap tall buildings (Yeah)
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In a single bound
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Boom, right through the fuckin phone booth ceiling
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(Its a plane) Nah, Sooperman Lovers the name
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I can slam King Kong and pick up freight trains
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On a mission to save this cat that was wishin
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He was in his litter watchin Fritz on Channel 6 and
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Relaxin, feet cocked up just a little
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With a cod cocktail and a bowl of tender vittles
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I snatched him, took off through the air like a pigeon
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Quick so he wont start meowin and bitchin
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Then landed at the cats tag address in the projects
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(Elevators broke) So I had to take the back steps
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(Knock-knock) The doors opened and my eyes swole
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From this bad-ass honey sippin a quart of Old Gold
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“Yo, is this your cat?” (“Aw, yes, whered you find him at?”)
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“He was stuck in a tree up by uptown Manhattan”
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“Well, how the hell did you save him? Are you police undercover?”
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“Nah, baby, the “S” on my chest stands for”
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[Chorus]
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Sooperman Lover, yeah
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Said, they call me the Sooperman Lover, yeah
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But something wrong
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Theres something wrong with me, yes, it is
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Theres something wrong, yeah, yes, it is
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[Verse 2]
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She was grateful, lookin for ways to repay me
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“No money, a donut, and some, uh, coffee maybe?”
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“Of course, what kind to show that I thank ya?”
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“Uh, make my donut jelly, and my coffee Sanka”
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We sat, unhooked the cape from my back
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She felt my arms cause my pythons looked stacked
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“Goddamn, Sooperlover, your shit look thick
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Tell me, how strong are you with muscles like this
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You bad motherfucker?” (Im stronger than a locomotive)
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Akhi hit you like Rocky
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She dashed to the room and came back with an ounce
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Negligee, high-heeled shoes with a blunt in her mouth
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Ready to roll up, hey, hold up, she had the dollar fold up
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To mix the coke with the smoke, yo, she was no joke
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She took a sniff, some got on her top lip
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That bitch stuck out her tongue and gave her top lip a lick
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And said: “Here, baby, hit it”
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“Nah, baby, I aint with it
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Youd need more than a body to make me wanna sniff that shit”
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But Ill hit the blunt, so she took out her fronts
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Cracked the Phillie, opened the bag, and laid out the skunk
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Then I took a long pull, it was hype, outta sight
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She ran into the bedroom so I cracked my pants for head room
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Later, tossed the cover and, oh, brother, I was with it
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Ready to hit it, asked my dick, “Yo, wassup, G?”
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Yo, man, shits thick
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Licked her on her belly then kissed her down her back
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Stuck my hands between the legs and I felt the bozack
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As big as mine (Ew), this bitch must be crazy
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So I threw my suit on and I was Swayze
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‘Cause Im the
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[Chorus]
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Sooperman Lover, yeah
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Said, they call me the Sooperman Lover, yeah
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But something wrong
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Theres something wrong with me, yes, it is
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Theres something wrong, yeah, yes, it is
