[Intro] ~#**************#~ I can almost taste it ~#**************#~ This shit makes no sense to me ~#**************#~ What does it all mean? ~#**************#~ I can almost taste it ~#**************#~ I can almost see it ~#**************#~ This shit makes no sense to me ~#**************#~ What does it all mean? ~#**************#~ I can almost taste it ~#**************#~ I can almost taste it ~#**************#~ [Spoken: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Yeah, cant stop now ~#**************#~ This might be the last chance I get to be famous ~#**************#~ (I just wanna be famous) ~#**************#~ [Chorus: Liz Rodrigues & Eminem] ~#**************#~ You dream of trading places, I have been changing faces ~#**************#~ You cannot fill these shoes, there is too much to lose ~#**************#~ Wake up behind these trenches, you run around defenseless ~#**************#~ There is too much to lose, you cannot fill these shoes ~#**************#~ I just wanna be famous, but… ~#**************#~ Be careful what you wish for ~#**************#~ [Verse 1: Eminem] ~#**************#~ I stuck my dick in this game like a rapist ~#**************#~ They call me Slim Roethlisberger ~#**************#~ I go berserker than a fed-up post office worker ~#**************#~ I murk her with a Mossberg, Im pissed off, get murdered ~#**************#~ Like someone took a ketchup squirter, squirted a frankfurter ~#**************#~ For a gangster, you sure did shit your pants ~#**************#~ When you saw the chainsaw get to waving like a terrible towel ~#**************#~ How thangs turn around when his fangs come out ~#**************#~ Get your brains blown out, thats what I call blowin your mind ~#**************#~ When I come back, like nut on your spine ~#**************#~ Im a thumb tack that you slept on, son ~#**************#~ Now here I come, screaming “Attack!” like I just stepped on one ~#**************#~ Low on the totem til he showed em defiance, giant scrotum ~#**************#~ He dont owe them bitches shit, his britches, he outgrowed em ~#**************#~ Hes so out cold, hes knocked out at the South Pole ~#**************#~ And nobody fucks with him, rigor mortis and post mortem ~#**************#~ Hes dyin of boredom ~#**************#~ Take your best rhymes, record em, then try to thwart him ~#**************#~ Hell just take your punch lines and snort em ~#**************#~ Shit-stained drawers, you gon fuck with a guy ~#**************#~ Who licks the blades of his chainsaws ~#**************#~ While he dips em in P.F. Changs sauce? ~#**************#~ Games up, homie, hang it up like some crank calls ~#**************#~ You think Im backin down? ~#**************#~ You must be out of your dang skulls; Im almost famous ~#**************#~ [Chorus: Liz Rodrigues & Eminem] ~#**************#~ You dream of trading places, I have been changing faces ~#**************#~ You cannot fill these shoes, there is too much to lose ~#**************#~ Wake up behind these trenches, you run around defenseless ~#**************#~ There is too much to lose, you cannot fill these shoes ~#**************#~ I just wanna be famous, but… ~#**************#~ Be careful what you wish for ~#**************#~ [Verse 2: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Im back for revenge, I lost a battle, that aint happenin again ~#**************#~ Im at your throat like strep, I step, strapped with a pen ~#**************#~ Metaphors wrote on my hand, some are just stored in my memory ~#**************#~ Some I wrote on a napkin, I do what I have to to win ~#**************#~ Pullin out all stops, any who touch a mic priors ~#**************#~ Not even Austin Powers, how the fuck are they Mike Myers? ~#**************#~ And tell that psycho to pass the torch to the wacko ~#**************#~ ‘Fore I take a shit in his Jack-O-Lantern and smash it on his porch ~#**************#~ Now get off my dick! Dicks too short of a word for my dick ~#**************#~ Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism, you prick! ~#**************#~ Dont call me the Champ, call me the Space Shuttle Destroyer ~#**************#~ I just blew up the Challenger; matter fact, I need a lawyer ~#**************#~ I just laced my gloves with enough plaster to make a cast ~#**************#~ Beat his ass naked and peed in his corner like Verne Troyer ~#**************#~ Yall are Eminem backwards: youre Mini Mes ~#**************#~ See, hes in a whole nother weight class ~#**************#~ Hes slugs, youre BBs: youre bean-bag bullets ~#**************#~ Youre full of it, you were dissin his CDs ~#**************#~ Laughed at Infinite, now hes back like someone pissed in his Wheaties ~#**************#~ No peace treaties, hes turned into a beast ~#**************#~ His new Slim Shady EPs got the attention of the mighty D.R.E ~#**************#~ Hes almost famous ~#**************#~ [Chorus: Liz Rodrigues & Eminem] ~#**************#~ You dream of trading places, I have been changing faces ~#**************#~ You cannot fill these shoes, there is too much to lose ~#**************#~ Wake up behind these trenches, you run around defenseless ~#**************#~ There is too much to lose, you cannot fill these shoes ~#**************#~ I just wanna be famous, but… ~#**************#~ Be careful what you wish for ~#**************#~ [Verse 3: Eminem] ~#**************#~ Now there he goes in Dres studio, cuppin his balls ~#**************#~ Screamin the wood off the panelin, cussin the paint off the walls ~#**************#~ Spewin his hate to these haters, showin no love for these broads ~#**************#~ He aint givin them shit, he says hell pinch a penny so hard ~#**************#~ Hell leave a bruise on the bronze so dark you can see the mark ~#**************#~ With the scars, til Abraham Lincoln is screamin out, “Ahh!” ~#**************#~ These metaphors and similes aint similar to them, not at all ~#**************#~ If they dont like it, they can all get fucked ~#**************#~ Instead of suckin him off ~#**************#~ They can go get a belt or a neck tie to hang themselves by ~#**************#~ Like David Carradine, they can go fuck themselves and just die ~#**************#~ And eat shit while they at it, hes fuckin had it ~#**************#~ Hes mad at the whole world ~#**************#~ So go to hell and build a snowman, girl ~#**************#~ The bullies become bullied, and pussies get pushed ~#**************#~ Then they better pull me, take me back to 9th grade to school me ~#**************#~ ‘Cause I aint lookin back, only forward, this whole spot blowin ~#**************#~ Who coulda known hed grow to be a poet and not know it? ~#**************#~ And while Im bein poetic, let me get it stoic and raise the bar ~#**************#~ Higher than my opinion of these womens been lowered ~#**************#~ So bear witness to some biblical shit, theres a cold wind blowin ~#**************#~ This world aint gonna know what hit it ~#**************#~ He did it, he made it, hes finally famous