[Verse 1: Eminem]
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Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain
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An asshole, that role I think I succeeded fulfillin
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But dont think I ever stopped
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To think that I was speakin to children
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Everything was happenin so fast
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It was like I blinked—sold three million
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Then it all went blank, all I remember is feelin ridiculous
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‘Cause I was gettin sick of this feelin
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Like Im always under attack, man
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I could have stacked my shit list to the ceilin
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Women dishin but really thinkin: “If anyone ever talks to one of my little girls like this I would kill him.”
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Guess Im a little bit of a hypocrite when Im rippin shit
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But since when did this many people ever give a shit
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What I had to say? Its just my opinion
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If it contradicts how Im livin, put a dick in your rear end
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Thats why every time you mentioned a lyric
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I thanked you for it, for drawin more attention toward it
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‘Cause it gave me an enormous platform
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Im flattered you thought I was that important
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But you cant ignore the fact that I fought for the respect
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And battled for it, mad awards, had GLAAD annoyed
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Atta-boy, they told me to slow down, Id just zone out
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Good luck tryin to convince a blonde
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Its like tellin Gwen Stefani she sold out
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‘Cause I was tryna leave no doubt
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In anyones mind, one day Id go down in history
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Think they know now because everybody knows
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[Chorus: Skylar Grey]
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Everybody knows
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That youre just an asshole
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Everywhere that you go
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People wanna go home, everyone knows
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Everybody knows
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So dont pretend to be nice
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Theres no place you can hide
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You are just an asshole
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Everyone knows, everyone knows
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[Interlude: Eminem]
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Thanks for the support, asshole! *scratch*
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Thanks for the support, asshole!
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[Verse 2: Eminem]
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Quit actin salty! I was countin on you to count me out
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Ask Asher Roth when he roundabout
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Dissed me to shout me out
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Thought I was history, well goddamn, honky
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That compliments like backhandin a donkey
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Good way to get your ass socked in the mouth
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Nah, Im off him
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But what the fucks all this trash-talkin about?
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The fight was fixed, Im back and you cant stop me
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You knocked me down, I went down for the count
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I fell, but the fans caught me, and now
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Youre gonna have to beat the fuckin pants off me
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To take my belt—word to Pacquiao
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Momma said, “There aint nothin else to talk about
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Better go in that ring and knock em out
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Or you better not come out!”
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Its poetry in motion
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Like Freddie Roach when hes quotin Shakespeare
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So what if insults are revoltin?
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Even Helen Keller knows life stinks
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You think its a joke til youre bullet-riddled
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But you should give little shit what I think
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This whole world is a mess
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Gotta have a goddamn vest on your chest
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And a Glock just to go watch Batman
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Who needs to test a testicles? Not that man
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Half of you dont got the guts, intestinal blockage
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Rest of you got lap bands
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Stuck to this motto ‘fore they put bath salts
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And all those water bottles in Colorado, so get lost, Waldo
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My souls escapin through this asshole that is gapin
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A black hole and Im swallowin this track whole
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Better pack toilet paper, but Im takin no crap, ho
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Here I go down the Bat Pole
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And Im changin back into that old maniac
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In fact, there they go tryna dip out the back door retreatin
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‘Cause everybody knows
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[Chorus: Skylar Grey]
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Everybody knows
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That youre just an asshole
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Everywhere that you go
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People wanna go home, everyone knows
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Everybody knows
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So dont pretend to be nice
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Theres no place you can hide
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You are just an asshole
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Everyone knows, everyone knows
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[Verse 3: Eminem]
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Holy mackerel! Im the biggest jerk on the planet Earth
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I smacked a girl off the mechanical bull at a tractor pull
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For thinkin we had some magnetic pull
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Then screamed, “ICP in this bitch! How do fuckin magnets work?”
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‘Cause youre attractive, but we aint attractable
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Hate to be dramatical, but Im not romantical
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Im makin up words so you can understandable, its tragical
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Thinkin some magical shits gonna happen, that aint practical
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You crackin a joke, its laughable
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‘Cause me and loves like a bad combination
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I keep them feelings locked in a vault
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So its safe to say Im uncrackable
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My heart is truly guarded, full body armor
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Bitch, you just need a helmet
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‘Cause if you think youre special, youre retarded
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Thinkin youre one of a kind like you got some platinum vagina
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Youre a train wreck, I got a one-track mind
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Shorty, youre fine, but you sort of remind me of a 49er
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‘Cause you been a gold digger since you was a minor
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Been tryna hunt me down like a dog
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‘Cause youre on my ass but you cant get a cent
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‘Cause all of my spare time is spent
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On my nose in this binder, so dont bother tryin
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Only women that I love are my daughters
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But sometimes I rhyme and it sounds like I forget Im a father
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And I push it farther
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So, Father, forgive me if I forget to draw the line
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Its apparent I shouldnt have been a parent
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Ill never grow up, so to hell with your parents
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And motherfuck father time
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It aint never gonna stop, a pessimist
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Who transformed to an optimist in his prime
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So even if Im half-dead, Im half-alive
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Poured my half-empty glass in a cup
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Now my cup has runneth over
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And Im bout to set it on you like a mothafuckin coaster
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I’m goin back to what got me here
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Yeah, cocky, and can’t knock bein rude off, so fear not, my dear
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And dry up your teardrops, Im here
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White Americas mirror, so dont feel awkward or weird
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If you stare at me and see yourself because youre one too
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Shouldnt be a shock, because everybody knows
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[Chorus: Skylar Grey]
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Everybody knows
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That youre just an asshole
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Everywhere that you go
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People wanna go home, everyone knows
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Everybody knows
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So dont pretend to be nice
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Theres no place you can hide
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You are just an asshole
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Everyone knows, everyone knows
