I woke up on the ground
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I guess I shoulda kept that shit to myself
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Turns out Im pretty good at running my mouth
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But not good enough
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You know when I go in its lights out
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I couldnt hear a thing cause the song was too loud
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Last night I had 32 teeth in my mouth
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Some went away…
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Whyd you have to go and fucking ruin my day?
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Youre the reason why I got my ass kicked
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But youre the only way to drown my sadness
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This is my love/hate letter out to alcohol
~#**************#~
Youre the reason why I got my ass kicked
~#**************#~
I was laid out flat like a centerfold
~#**************#~
Jakey and his partner drove me home
~#**************#~
Looking in the mirror somethings wrong
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Let me get my dentist on the phone
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Found my keys then I went back out
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Someone asked me how it all went down
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I remember like its yesterday
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I took a shot, took a shot, took a shot, took another shot
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Fell right out my fucking chair swinging for his eye
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Then a big chrome ring flew in from the side
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I thought I died…
~#**************#~
Whyd you have to go and fucking ruin my night?
~#**************#~
Youre the reason why I got my ass kicked
~#**************#~
But youre the only way to drown my sadness
~#**************#~
This is my love/hate letter out to alcohol
~#**************#~
Youre the reason why I got my ass kicked
