[Intro]
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Yo (Yo, whats up?)
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I know a somebody out that done had a
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Nasty, nasty, nasty friend (Thats right, I know what you talkin about)
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That wanna go around humping everybody (Right? Shit)
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Can I get a “ho”? (Ho) Haha
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You know what Im saying? (Yeah, I know too)
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So Ima talk about this one I had (Say what?)
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A few years ago (Uh-huh)
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[Verse 1]
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I had a friend named Cutie Tootie
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Tootie turned tricks to get some Gucci, known as “Loosie Booty”
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Truly, she was a freak in the evenin
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And if she wasnt teasin, then give me one reason
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Why she do dat? Always knew dat she was hot as the nectar
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Hector said he pecked her, disrespected her
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‘Cause he bang-bang, swangin his dang-a-lang
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Broke his back long range and make the ugly bitch sang
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[Chorus]
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Ooh, ooh
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Why you hurt me? Tell me why, Lord
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Ooh, ooh
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Ooh, ooh
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Why you hurt me? Tell me why, Lord
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Ooh, ooh
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[Verse 2]
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Cutie Tootie, what a sight
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And if she humped Ralph, she humped Bobby, Ricky and Mike
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Tight is the way she wore her dresses
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Has she learned her lesson from all the dick testing?
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Now Im guessing (Now Im guessing) shes laying in a casket
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In a yellow basket for a Gucci jacket
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Daggit, I wish she didnt do those nasty things
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‘Cause he made the ugly bitch sing
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[Chorus]
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Ooh, ooh
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Why you hurt me? Tell me why, Lord
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Ooh, ooh
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Ooh, ooh
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Why you hurt me? Tell me why, Lord
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Ooh, ooh
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[Verse 3]
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Tootie didnt know the facts of life
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Staying up in clinics, Loosie Booty mad trife
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Fell in, she got the heebie-jeebies
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Quick to give you freebies underneath the staircase in Brooklyn
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Neighbors out the window sure was lookin
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She greasy like chicken, I dont give a cotton-pickin
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She can do her thing
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‘Cause me and her dont hang, the ugly bitch sang
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[Chorus]
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Ooh, ooh
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Why you hurt me? Tell me why, Lord
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Ooh, ooh
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Ooh, ooh
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Why you hurt me? Tell me why, Lord
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Ooh, ooh
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Ooh, ooh
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Why you hurt me? Tell me why, Lord
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Ooh, ooh
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Ooh, ooh
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Why you hurt me? Tell me why, Lord
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Ooh, ooh
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[Outro]
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Uh-huh
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So you know what? This should be a lesson
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For anybody thats hanging with somebody
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Thats dirty, nasty, stank
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Once again, going around humping everybody
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Everybody and anybody and anything
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Thats why you make the ugly bitch sang
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Ooh, ooh
