Banana split for my baby
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A glass of plain water for me
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Banana split for my baby
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A glass of plain water for me
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Dispenser Man, if you please
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Serve my chick a mess of calories
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Banana split for my baby
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A glass of plain water for me
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Slip back the lid
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Scoop everything in sight
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Make it a rainbow of red, brown and white
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Chocolate chip and everything thats nice
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Tutti-frutti once and spumoni twice
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Banana split for my baby
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And a glass of plain water for me
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Spray the whipped cream for at least an hour
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Pile it as high as the Eiffel Tower
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Load it with nuts, about sixteen tons
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Top it with a pizza just for fun
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Banana split for my baby
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And a glass of plain water for me
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Banana split for my baby
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A glass of plain water for me
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Banana split for my baby
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A glass of plain water for me
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Stack her up with crazy goo
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Thats the stuff she likes to wade right through
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Banana split for my baby
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A glass of plain water for me
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Now add the cherries
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The kind she loves to munch
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Skip the banana
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Use the whole darn bunch
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Drown it with fudge
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Six or seven cans
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Give her two spoons
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Shell eat it with both hands
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Banana split for my baby
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And a glass of plain water for me
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Separate checks, it must be
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Charge the split to her
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The water to me
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Oh the banana splits for my baby
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And the glass of plain waters for me
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Aint got no money
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The glass of plain waters for me
