[Intro: Mark Avery & Eddie]
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Meet Eddie, 23 years old
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Fed up with life and the way things are going
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(Damn, Im going fucking insane)
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He decides to rob a liquor store
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(I gotta take this shit, I cant take it no more, holmes)
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But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart
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(Shit is mine)
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And suddenly (I gotta do this)
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His conscience comes into play (I gotta do this)
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[Verse 1: Dr. Dre, Eminem, & (Eddie)]
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Alright, stop (Huh?)
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Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
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And try to get money out the drawer
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You better think of the consequence (Who are you?)
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Im your motherfuckin conscience
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Thats nonsense
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Go in, gaffle the money, and run to one of your aunts cribs
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And borrow a damn dress and one of her blond wigs
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(Can I borrow this?)
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Tell her you need a place to stay, youll be safe for days
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If you shave your legs with Renees razor blades
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Yeah, but if it all goes through like its supposed to
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The whole neighborhood knows you and theyll expose you
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Think about it before you walk in the door first
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Look at the store clerk, shes older than George Burns
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Fuck that, do that shit, shoot that bitch
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Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?
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Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch?
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Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?
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Man, dont do it, its not worth it to risk it (Youre right)
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Not over this shit (Stop)
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Drop the biscuit (I will)
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Dont even listen to Slim, yo, hes bad for you
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You know what, Dre? I dont like your attitude
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[Skit: Stan, Girl]
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Come on, just come in here for a minute
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I dont know
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Look, look, look
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Damn
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Look, its gonna be alright, alright?
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O-okay
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Look, give me a kiss, pull your pants off, come on
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[Interlude: Mark Avery]
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Meet Stan, 21 years old
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After meeting a young girl at a rave party
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Things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom
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Once again, his conscience comes into play
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[Verse 2: Eminem & Dr. Dre]
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Now, listen to me, while youre kissin her cheek
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And smearin her lipstick, slip this in her drink
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Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitchs earlobe
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Yo, this girls only fifteen years old
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You shouldnt take advantage of her, its not fair
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Yo, look at her bush, does it got hair? (Uh-huh)
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Fuck this bitch right here on the spot, bare
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‘Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
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Man, aint you ever seen that one movie Kids?
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No, but I seen the porno with Sun Doobiest
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Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?
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Man, fuck that, hit that shit raw dog, then bail
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[Interlude: The Isley Brothers, Mark Avery, (Grady), & Gradys Wife]
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Here I lay
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(Man, it feels good to be home)
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Meet Grady, a 29-year-old construction worker
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After coming home from a hard days work
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He walks in the door of his trailer park home
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To find his wife in bed with another man
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(What the fuck?) Grady
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[Verse 3: Dr. Dre & Eminem]
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Alright, calm down, relax, start breathin
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Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin
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While you at work, shes with some dude tryna get off
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Fuck slittin her throat, cut this bitchs head off
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Wait, what if theres an explanation for this shit?
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What, she tripped, fell, landed on his dick?
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Tsh, alright, Shady, maybe hes right, Grady
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But think about the baby before you get all crazy
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Okay, thought about it? Still wanna stab her?
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Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
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Thats what I did, be smart, dont be a retard
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You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?
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What you say?
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Whats wrong? Didnt think Id remember?
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Ima kill you, motherfucker
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Uh-uh, temper, temper
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Mr. Dre, Mr. N.W.A, Mr. AK
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Comin straight outta Compton, yall better make way
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How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
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‘Cause he dont need to go the same route that I went
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Been there, done that
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Aw, fuck it, what am I sayin?
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Shoot em both, Grady, wheres your gun at?
