[Intro: Erick Sermon & (Xzibit)]
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(Come On)
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Xzibit (Yeah)
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E-Dub
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[Verse 1: Xzibit]
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Its that millennium ridiculous flow, I never let go
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Niggas gettin knocked out is part of my show
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Let them know who they fuckin with, yo – a rhyme wrangler
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Triangular push-up, the Hillside Strangler
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Dangle a–nigga by the ankle off the balcony
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Now let his punk ass go, look out below (–elow)
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Its a tale of two cities, come out when the sun go down
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We officially not fuckin around
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Stuck in the ground, fitted with a suit in a pine box
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With my fresh pressed khakis and a slingshot
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So heatbox all day in a nigga face
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And all you bitches see the dick that you shouldve ate
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[Chorus: Xzibit]
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Call it what you wanna call it
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Im a fucking Alkaholik
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Bring it if you really want it
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Aint gotta put no extras on it
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Call it what you wanna call it
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Im a fucking Alkaholik
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Bring it if you really want it
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Aint gotta put no extras on it
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[Verse 2: Erick Sermon, Xzibit]
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Yo, Im in the zone, and lyrically gone
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Got the spot blown, (Boom) Oklahoma
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Watch the aroma, catch those who love me
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My underground dirty cats on dune buggies
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I be the type to take your watch and flaunt it
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Kidnap T. Lewis and Jimmy Jam on it
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Yo, I bang a nigga head til his neck pop
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Do a KRS-One to a “Black Cop”
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X and E.S., out for the cream
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Get the money, while you stay broker than Al Bundy
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Uhh, give it to yall, in ‘Any Given Sunday
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With J. Foxx – name the spot, make it hot
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(“I hate E so much right now”)
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Blow it down, hooker
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Bounce, come off the ropes like J. Snuka
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(Two fly motherfuckers) You cant fuck with it
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Backed by Open Bar, so yall forget it
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[Chorus: Xzibit]
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Call it what you wanna call it
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Im a fucking Alkaholik
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Bring it if you really want it
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Aint gotta put no extras on it
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Call it what you wanna call it
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Im a fucking Alkaholik
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Bring it if you really want it
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Aint gotta put no extras on it
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[Verse 3: J-Ro]
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J-McEnroe, cam smashin, party crashin
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I eat MCs like a ration
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Im sockin niggas in their goatees
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I leave you stiffer than that fool on my basketball trophies
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Im in the room with ten Gs, counting 10 Gs
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‘Cause we need a bag of weed (Can you smell weed?)
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Now we need ten dimes, to blow on deez like wind chimes
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Time to close the blinds, cause you all in mines
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I bought a bottle for the session, and did not share it
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Drink so much Captain Mo all I need is a parrot
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You took the Alkaholik challenge, and lost your balance
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You underground, we underwater, drinkin liquor by the gallons
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[Verse 4: Tash]
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Slurred words, double vision, brain bustin, head rushin
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If Im too drunk to walk, Ill rock a party on crutches
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And still rush the roughest MC who wanna get it
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Forget it, its Likwit, Tha Liks and Xzibit
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Ca-Tash on the blast, the final piece to the puzzle
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I slap bitches on the ass, I slap pits up out the muzzle
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I shuffle with the microphone, bang rhymes consistent
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You wack and Im Ca-Tash, and thats the motherfuckin difference
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For instance, 21 and Over set your clocks back (Tick-tock-tick)
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Still standin where the rocks at
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Two-thousand-one, we still young guns thats Restless
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(30 niggas, 60 hoes), and thats the motherfuckin guest list
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[Chorus: Xzibit]
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Call it what you wanna call it
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Im a fucking Alkaholik
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Bring it if you really want it
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Aint gotta put no extras on it
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Call it what you wanna call it
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Im a fucking Alkaholik
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Bring it if you really want it
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Aint gotta put no extras on it
