[Refrain] ~#**************#~ Hello (Hello) ~#**************#~ Allow me to introduce myself (Myself) ~#**************#~ My name is Shady ~#**************#~ Its so nice to meet you (Its so nice to meet you) ~#**************#~ Its been a long time (Long time) ~#**************#~ Im sorry Ive been away so long (So long) ~#**************#~ My name is Shady ~#**************#~ I never meant to leave you (I never meant to leave you) ~#**************#~ Yeah ~#**************#~ [Verse 1] ~#**************#~ You see that chick in the gym, checking me out? ~#**************#~ Any second Im bout to stick her neck in my mouth ~#**************#~ I lose a pill and Im recklessly wreckin the house ~#**************#~ That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now? ~#**************#~ Theres the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanies blouse ~#**************#~ Man, I should check to see if my mom left any out ~#**************#~ Nope, guess Ill re-route, maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch ~#**************#~ Oh, jackpot, yeah—open sesame, mouth ~#**************#~ Down the hatch, and the feeling—you cant match it ~#**************#~ I rap-tap-tap on your door with a damn ratchet ~#**************#~ Attack-tack-tacking a whore with a damn hatchet ~#**************#~ A knapsack packed with like forty-some Xanaxes ~#**************#~ Shorty, come back, Im tryna score me some lapdances ~#**************#~ Im bout to relapse, so, baby, pour me some Jack Daniels ~#**************#~ Formula 44D and 40s with bad capsules ~#**************#~ The bad apple spoils the bunch, Im back at ya ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ Girl, I dont mean any harm, all I wanted to do is just say hello ~#**************#~ And are you menstruating, baby? My little friends waiting to say hello ~#**************#~ The way your titties are wigglin and your bootys shakin like jello ~#**************#~ Girl, I dont mean any harm, all I wanted to do is just say hello, yeah ~#**************#~ [Verse 2] ~#**************#~ My equilibriums off—must be the lithium ~#**************#~ I dont need to buy any drugs, man—people give me em ~#**************#~ It just becomes everyday, extra-curriculum ~#**************#~ No reason in particular—it was strictly fun ~#**************#~ A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151 ~#**************#~ Fifty-one people asleep in my damn living room ~#**************#~ Excuse me, hun, but what is your name? Vivian? ~#**************#~ I woke up next to you naked, and, uh, did we, um? ~#**************#~ Of course, we did, but didnt I strap Jimmy, hun? ~#**************#~ Im looking for the torn wrapper, but there dont seem to be one ~#**************#~ No offense, baby girl, I dont mean any harm ~#**************#~ But disease is something Im trying to keep my penis free from ~#**************#~ I find the package, and Im cool—I immediately run ~#**************#~ Like Speedy Gon-zales to see if I see anyone ~#**************#~ Who might have a couple of 3s—Im fiending for some ~#**************#~ My head is pounding to the beat of the drum ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ Girl, I dont mean any harm, all I wanted to do is just say hello ~#**************#~ And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow? ~#**************#~ Some are oval and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow ~#**************#~ Girl, I dont mean any harm, all I wanted to do is just say hello ~#**************#~ [Verse 3] ~#**************#~ Oh, those were the days, they certainly were ~#**************#~ Its hurting me to know that Ill be closing that curtain for good ~#**************#~ Word-word, chk-word-word, chk-word, chk-chk-word ~#**************#~ I second that and I third, rushed to emergency surgery ~#**************#~ To try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased ~#**************#~ Hes no longer getting them free—hundred bucks for these Percodans ~#**************#~ Plus, its getting to be where hell lustfully search the den ~#**************#~ Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurtin him ~#**************#~ Tirelessly on the phone trying to rustle up ~#**************#~ Muscle relaxers for his back and a couple of Paxils ~#**************#~ Now hes doubling backwards, and hes stumbling back ~#**************#~ Slipped and fell, hit his back, boom, heard something go crack ~#**************#~ Now hes up in the bathroom like hes busting a nap ~#**************#~ Almost ended it that soon because of the fact ~#**************#~ Im just busting my own chops while Im busting a rap ~#**************#~ Resuscitated and rejuved, so fuck it, Im back ~#**************#~ [Chorus] ~#**************#~ Girl, I dont mean any harm, all I wanted to do is just say hello ~#**************#~ And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow? ~#**************#~ Some are oval and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow ~#**************#~ Girl, I dont mean any harm, all I wanted to do is just say hello ~#**************#~ [Refrain] ~#**************#~ And so Im saying, “Hello” (Hello) ~#**************#~ Allow me to introduce myself (Myself) ~#**************#~ My name is Shady ~#**************#~ Its so nice to meet you (Its so nice to meet you) ~#**************#~ Its been a long time (Long time) ~#**************#~ Im sorry Ive been away so long (So long) ~#**************#~ My name is Shady ~#**************#~ I never meant to leave you (I never meant to leave you) ~#**************#~ [Outro] ~#**************#~ Yeah, its like starting over ~#**************#~ Clean slate ~#**************#~ Ha