[Intro: Lil Wayne]
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“If it wasnt for Wayne, it wouldnt be”
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“You tatted your face—”
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Bugatti, new boo
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“You screamed, ‘Suu whoop—”
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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“You bought a Bugatti—”, so you can flex
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“And most of the bad bitches your ex”
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[Verse 1: Lil Wayne]
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Tattoos, suu whoop, Bugatti, new boo, new subject, new paper, new class, new school
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New buddies, new haters, new ass, new boobs, much later, too soon, too bad, too cool
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Too hot, too lit, too high to move, two eyes to view but too blind to bloom
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Who lied to you? Two middle fingers thats up high to whom it may consume
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Kaboom, goddamn, who knew that I am the guru with voodoo that sued you to high hell
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With shooters that shoot through the iron, man, and see through the con man and now he a dyin man
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I turned a goddamn into a Gods Plan go over the diagram and get to the job, man
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Watch for the spy cam, sit back and watch, and do not watch your watch hand, give me some time, man
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I am the bomb, man, I am gon swim til I come out on dry land or on the fryin pan
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No, we did not land on Plymouth Rock, but it landed on our land, now Im just buyin land
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Back to the block where they got more rock fans than a fuckin rock band under a rock, man
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We need Barack, man, I do what I can to keep it solid as a– you know what Im sayin
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With some rock playin
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[Chorus: Lil Wayne]
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“You tatted your face and changed the culture” (You changed)
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“You screamed, ‘Suu whoop, and them gangsters loved you” (Yeah, yeah)
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“You bought a Bugatti so you could flex” (So you can flex)
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“And most of the bad bitches your ex”
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[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]
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I started this shit, you just part of this shit, Im the heart of this shit, and the heart doesnt skip
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Take the heart of yo bitch, cause like Bart, you a simp, and your water dont drip so your garden aint shit
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You just countin the money, Im drownin in money, like, “Where the fuck is the lifeguard in this bitch?”
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I go Mars in this bitch, watch me orbit and shit, for the art of this shit, Andy Warhol and shit
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Go retarded as shit, you go sweet, tangy, I go tart on this shit, Ima barf on this shit
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Im a martian and shit, you an orphan, lil bitch, if I taught you some shit, thats like Harvard, lil bitch
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You aint talkin bout shit but you softer than shit, walk it like you talk it, now you walkin in shit
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I go Marvel movie on some marvelous shit, in the spotlight too long, should be darker than this
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This is Tha Carter, lil bitch
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[Chorus: Lil Wayne]
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“You tatted your face and changed the culture” (You changed)
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“You screamed, ‘Suu whoop, and them gangsters loved you” (Yeah, yeah)
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“You bought a Bugatti so you could flex” (So you can flex)
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“And most of the bad bitches your ex”
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[Verse 3: Lil Wayne]
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I started this shit, they borrowed this shit, I thought of this shit, they thought it was it
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Im doggin this shit, they bark and they sit, put a fork in that shit, which drawer to look in?
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I brought in this shit, the starters get benched, the orders get sent, then targets get hit
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Billion dollar smile, I sell myself short if I grin, Im bargainin then
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Apartments and shit, I could park in this shit in the foreign car that I could talk to and shit
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With a cultural bitch I can talk to and shit bout the culture and shit, how I altered this shit
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[Bridge: Lil Wayne]
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Tattoos, suu whoop, Bugatti, new boo, tattoos, suu whoop, Bugatti, new boo (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
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Tattoos, suu whoop, Bugatti, new boo
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All of that shit, just Tha Carter, lil bitch
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You changed, suu whoop (You tatted your face)
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Bugatti, new boo (“You screamed, ‘Suu whoop—”)
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Tattoos, suu whoop, Bugatti, new boo
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Tattoos, suu whoop, Bugatti, new boo
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Tunechi
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(“If it wasnt for Wayne, it wouldnt be”)
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[Outro: Barack Obama]
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They might think theyve got a pretty good jump shot, or a pretty good flow
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But our kids cant all aspire to be LeBron or Lil Wayne
